To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while. — James Caan
A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you. — Margaret Atwood
A New York divorce is in itself a diploma of virtue. — Edith Wharton
I’m happily married. I’ve got more than enough to eat at home. — Rob Ford
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. — Zsa Zsa Gabor
I am a lover without a lover. I am lovely and lonely and I belong deeply to myself. — Warsan Shire
I've had three wives and three guitars. I still play the guitars. — Andres Segovia
There is no loneliness like that of a failed marriage. — Alexander Theroux
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. — Patrick Murray
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. — Sam Kinison
I Am Divorced Image Quotes
Being Divorced Quotes
In every friendship hearts grow and entwine themselves together, so that the two hearts seem to make only one heart with only a common thought. That is why separation is so painful; it is not so much two hearts separating, but one being torn asunder. — Fulton J. Sheen
Knowledge which is divorced from justice, may be called cunning rather than wisdom. — Marcus Tullius Cicero
No soul that seriously and constantly desires joy will ever miss it. Those who seek find. To those who knock it is opened. — C. S. Lewis
It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. — Axl Rose
Dante can be understood only within the context of Italian thought, and Faust would be unthinkable if divorced from its German background; but both are part of our common cultural heritage. — Gustav Stresemann
If it is right to be legally married, it is right to be legally divorced ... To be deprived of a Divorce is like being shut up in prison because someone attempted to kill you. It is just as honorable to get out of matrimonial trouble legally, as to be freed from any other wrong. — Mary Edwards Walker
When people find out how strong and powerful love is, then this world will be a better place. I want to see this happen one day. — Amanda Nunes
I wanted to be an independent woman, a woman who could pay for her bills, a woman who could run her own life – and I became that woman. — Diane Von Furstenberg
If you buy a car with money you didn’t earn lawfully, you’ll be riding in a moving coffin. — Enoch Adeboye
When people divorce, it's always such a tragedy. At the same time, if people stay together it can be even worse. — Monica Bellucci
Getting Divorced Quotes
Willie Nelson's the one who told me the reason it costs so much to get divorced is because it's worth it. — Merle Haggard
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. — Zsa Zsa Gabor
Let me tell you clearly if you get a wife through the Facebook, you would lose her through the Youtube. — Enoch Adeboye
You have to go into relationship not with what you can get out of it, but with what you can put into it. — Corey Wayne
If you are going out on a date with an expectation of having sex, go get a hooker. — Corey Wayne
Don’t get married to the idea of something having to be one way. — Hannah Bronfman
My career is not finished, I cannot say that now. There is work to be done. I hope to progress and get better, win a maximum number of titles. Right now, I am not where I want to be. — Paul Pogba
I can't get divorced because I'm a Catholic. Catholics don't get divorced. They stay together through anger and hatred and festering misery, just like God intended. — Lenny Clarke
What we wait around a lifetime for with one person, we can find in a moment with someone else. — Stephanie Klein
Work hard do not sit back and expect a miracle – there are no “Get Rich Quick Methods” with God. — Folorunsho Alakija
Life After Divorce Quotes
The happiest time of anyone's life is just after the first divorce. — John Kenneth Galbraith
I lived a really wonderful life with this man and even after our divorce, it was incredible. — Priscilla Presley
I look back to when I got divorced in the late 1970s. When that happened, I was so broken up. After that, I decided to seek God for my life and my next marriage. — Ricky Skaggs
During the first 10 years of my life, while my parents were married, I enjoyed a privileged upbringing. After their divorce, my life was difficult. — Bianca Jagger
Love after divorce is all about showing and sharing with my son what is good and right in life! — David Gray
Going through a divorce after twenty-five years of marriage was the most difficult time for me. It was challenging to reorient my life from being centered around family, a family home, and a long-term relationship. — Tim Matheson
I got divorced, after having been married for almost eight years. That is a very life-altering experience. There's a period of time that you go through, where you're having to adjust to knowing yourself and knowing who you are from being a couple to being an individual again. — Jenna Fischer
After Divorce Quotes
Divorce isn't such a tragedy. A tragedy's staying in an unhappy marriage, teaching your children the wrong things about love. Nobody ever died of divorce. — Jennifer Weiner
Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be, let me tell you. Honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce. — Larry Gelbart
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook. — Tommy Manville
People do not get married planning to divorce. Divorce is the result of a lack of preparation for marriage and the failure to learn the skills of working together as teammates in an intimate relationship. — Gary Chapman
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. — Groucho Marx
A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book. — Marvin Mitchelson
I believe in freedom for women to have equal rights - the right to work, the right to hold high positions, the right to take custody of their children after divorcing. — Farah Diba
Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones. — Joan Rivers
She would go to Memphis and this was after our divorce. And I would send her to Memphis to be with him. — Priscilla Presley
All my wives were great housekeepers. After every divorce, they kept the house. — Willie Pep
Getting A Divorce Quotes
When people get married because they think it's a long-time love affair, they'll be divorced very soon, because all love affairs end in disappointment. But marriage is a recognition of a spiritual identity. — Joseph Campbell
Christ and The Church: If he were to apply for a divorce on the grounds of cruelty, adultery and desertion, he would probably get one. — Samuel Butler
Marriage is the hardest thing you will ever do. The secret is removing divorce as
an option. Anybody who gives themselves that option will get a divorce. — Will Smith
In the last few years, losing my father, going through a divorce and not getting some jobs I really wanted, is making me a much more interesting person, I think. This all really does feel like a rebirth, a new chapter. — John Stamos
I'm going through a divorce now. This is the second one, and like baseball, I'm not gonna get three strikes. I've been living by myself for five years and I'm very comfortable. I can play my guitar when I want to. — Buddy Guy
Remember there is no way you can give the father custody of the children without getting a divorce. — Phyllis Diller
Divorce is one of the most financially traumatic things you can go through. Money spent on getting mad or getting even is money wasted. — Richard Wagner
A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, making them the world's oldest divorced couple. It's got to be weird when a divorce lawyer is fighting for your kids to get custody of you. — Jimmy Fallon
I had to learn - since I'm divorced now and everyone is like, 'Oh my God, you're single, what's going on?' - that if I don't like to spend time with myself, how can I ask someone else to enjoy spending time with me? I'm getting to learn how to enjoy my solitude and have a good time. — Gabrielle Union
I’m a woman. Every woman, I think, wants to get married and wants to have children. — Cardi B
Going Through Divorce Quotes
Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. — Robin Williams
People that go through what I went through and people going through divorce, it's really a difficulty process; it's heartbreaking and it hurts really bad. It can really mess with your head. — David Arquette
Love is sweet even when what you go through is bitter. — Matshona Dhliwayo
Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet. — Robin Williams
I think most of us become nicer as we get older, less judgmental, less full of certitude; life tends to knock a few corners of us as we go through. Cancer, divorce, teenagers, and other plagues make us give up on expecting ourselves - or life - to be perfect, which is a real relief. — Molly Ivins
Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce? — Natasha Leggero
I tell you, if I'm going to go through a divorce, I would date again a younger man. Because I have so much energy, there's no way an older man can keep up with me. — Ivana Trump
Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables. — Evan Esar
For anyone going through a divorce or any other painful challenge, the first and most important recommendation I can make is to find some kind of spiritual and emotional support. — Alana Stewart
Maybe part of loving is learning to let go. — Fred Savage
Parents Divorced Quotes
Love your parents because you don’t know what will happen everyday. — Khabib Nurmagomedov
Children that are raised in a home with a married mother and father consistently do better in every measure of well-being than their peers who come from divorced or step-parent, single-parent, cohabiting homes. — Todd Tiahrt
My parents were divorced by the time I was even conscious - like I don't remember them ever being together. — J. Cole
I started off when I was seven years old doing musicals. I was in ‘Les Miserables’ and ‘The Sound of Music,’ and my mum’s an actress. My parents divorced when I was young, and when she couldn’t find a babysitter, I was in the wings, sleeping. — Alicia Vikander
Divorce is war and unfortunately, some parents live in constant entanglements with their ex-spouses and they shift aside the issues that post-divorce can leave on the shoulders of their children. — Diane Greene
I should have known something was wrong with my first wife. When I brought her home to meet my parents, they approved of her. — Woody Allen
I got into guitar because no parent will buy their eight-year-old kid drums, unless they're divorced and trying to get back at their wife. — Joshua Homme
Raising children was not designed for single parents. (Which is why divorce was such a taboo prior to birth control). — Warren Farrell
I get sick of that old rationalization, "We're staying together because of the children." Kids couldn't be more miserable living with parents who can't stand each other. They're far better off if there's an honest, clean divorce. — Johnny Carson
I think like any marriage, especially when you've had divorced parents like myself; you want to try even harder to make it work. — Princess Diana
Divorce Quotes
On the British Royal Divorce (Charles and Dianna). She is such a sad soul. It is good that it is over. Nobody was happy anyhow. I know I should preach family love and unity, but in their case. . . . — Mother Teresa
Your body is the ground and metaphor of your life, the expression of your existence. It is your Bible, your encyclopedia, your life story. Everything that happens to you is stored and reflected in your body. In the marriage of flesh and spirit divorce is impossible. — Gabrielle Roth
A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table. — Jean Kerr
We need to divorce ourselves from venture capital as an occupation and focus on using capital as a way to take really big bets on things that just seem totally audacious. — Chamath Palihapitiya
Land and sea, weakness and decline are great separators, but death is the great divorcer for ever. — John Keats
One of the biggest issues that we face is that we have people who have their own particular concerns, whether it's on abortion, birth control, divorce and remarriage, civil rights or social justice. — William P. Leahy
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. — Jack Benny
Don’t allow your wounds to transform you into someone you are not. — Paulo Coelho
When there are kids involved, there's no such thing as divorce. — Carl Whitaker
We deserve to experience love fully, equally, without shame and without compromise. — Elliot Page
Inspirational Divorce Quotes
Every woman that finally figured out her worth, has picked up her suitcases of pride and boarded a flight to freedom, which landed in the valley of change. — Shannon Alder
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always — Red Skelton
The best investment you can make is in your own knowledge and education. — Gautam Baid
If you want to take the road to independence and happiness, find the right person to depend on and travel down it with that person. — Amir Levine
I find that retirement savings is individual specific. There’s not one cookie-cutter answer for everybody. — Edward O. Thorp
Truth and facts are woven together. However, sometimes facts can blind you from seeing what is actually going on in someone’s life. — Shannon Alder
Chase the vision regardless of what other people do, say, or think. — Isaac Mashman
Lust is a poor, weak, whimpering, whispering thing compared with that richness and energy of desire which will arise when lust has been killed. — C. S. Lewis
You are not what others think you are. You are what God knows you are. — Shannon Alder
Sometimes, you just have to follow your own path. — Markiplier
Marriage And Divorce Quotes
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. — Robert Anderson
Marriage is a very sacred institution and should not be degraded by allowing every other type of relationship to be made equivalent to it. — Benjamin Carson
Each divorce is the death of a small civilization. — Pat Conroy
My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce. — Joyce Brothers
Don’t marry a girl who cannot cook, she needs to know how to do chores and cook because you cannot afford to be eating out all the time. — Enoch Adeboye
Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony. — Oliver Herford
I know one husband and wife who, whatever the official reasons given to the court for the break up of their marriage, were really divorced because the husband believed that nobody ought to read while he was talking and the wife that nobody ought to talk while she was reading. — Vera Brittain
The voice within is what I'm married to. All marriage is a metaphor for that marriage. My lover is the place inside me where an honest yes and no come from. That's my true partner. It's always there.
And to tell you yes when my integrity says no is to divorce that partner. — Byron Katie
It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton. As a woman, a mother and a wife there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life. — Demi Moore
The difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money. — Johnny Carson
As I am going to be a father, I can no longer walk with a crest, nor with white hair. It will be a girl and when I see, you’re going to be scared. — Antoine Griezmann
Sure, I suffered a lot. But it's not like the end of the world and it's not who I am. I lead quite a pleasant life and I'm able to divorce a perceived reality from my actual experience of life. — Ben Affleck
A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short. — Mickey Rooney
I might be responsible for as many gay marriages as I am for heterosexual divorces. — Madonna Ciccone
I am a woman who is a granddaughter of a lady who used to be beaten on the head by her husband, of a mother who went through hell because she was divorced and had to bring up these kids. And I can take 10 men out to lunch and pay the bill, and nobody even thinks twice about it. So don’t mess with me. — Arundhati Roy
I am what is known as a benched Catholic and disillusioned by the church doctrine. I believe in things the Catholic Church does not believe in: divorce being one, and a women's right to choose being another. — Kitty Kelley
A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100, 000 short. — Mickey Rooney
over and over again I am struck by the wordiness of modern poetry, as if language had replaced experience and must be more and more extreme, intricate and in a way divorced from life itself. It seems as if what we all need is a great purification - but how will that come about? — May Sarton
Gay unions, what is that about? I haven't been invited to any ceremonies, and I wouldn't go anyway. The idea that gay people have to mimic what obviously doesn't work for straight people any more... I think is a bit tragic. I am looking forward to gay divorces. — Boy George
What good am I? I can't have kids. I can't cook. I've been divorced three times. Who would want me? — Marilyn Monroe
I am acutely aware of the fact that the marriage between mathematics and physics which was so enormously fruitful in past centuries, has recently ended in divorce. — Freeman Dyson
I get an abundance of e-mail every day, some say 'dear Richard, can you call my husband, he weighs 400 pounds...' or 'my 14-year-old is 200 pounds...' or 'I just got divorced, no one wants me, I am 500 pounds.' So I pick up the phone and I call people. — Richard Simmons
Having my parents be divorced, you're forced to realize, "Sooner or later I'm going to be on my own and have to figure it out." I have so many brothers that are younger than me, so I have to have that mindset of, "Okay, what am I going to do now?" I have to show them what growing up is - it's not me living at dad's house until I'm 25. — Christian Madsen
Being a parent is a huge part of who I am, and of course I share that with other women. I'm not just a business woman. I'm my sons' mother and my husband's wife - although I never post about him on social media because he'd probably divorce me if I did! But I think by showing who I am as a mom and as a business owner, I show other women that we're all balancing those two worlds. — Elle Macpherson
When I talk about divorce, I am not blaming the women I've married. It's not their fault. — Rush Limbaugh
But for a man, it's different. Like, separation can take years - it can take years to make divorce final. What am I supposed to do during those years? I think that's, you know it's not the *craziest* thing, but it's where a lot of rumors come from. It's frustrating. — Khloe Kardashian
They're not parallel at all. They're my concerns, but how they're expressed particularly on the page is completely divorced from who I am in my street life. — Chang-Rae Lee
I would have to say that my divorce was an incredibly difficult experience in my life, but I am truly thankful for it. It made me a stronger and better person. — Sebastian Roche
Going through my divorce has changed who I am in my understanding of what's good and bad in relationships. — Kevin Hart
I am opposed to the redefinition of marriage. — Rick Warren
My marriage has worked because I am not around much. — Michael Palin
I think I was only divorced once, and the rest were annulments. Or, maybe not. I can't keep track actually, because it's not that important. I just am who I am. — Lana Wood
I am never going to get divorced, and that's that. — Princess Diana
What am I a prostitute? Am I your prostitute? You can't prostitute me. — Sheila Jackson Lee
I am a divorced child, of divided, uncertain background. Within this division I - supposed fruit of their love - no longer exist. It happened nearly forty years ago, yet to me nothing is sadder than my parents' divorce. — Sylvia Kristel
Whether goest, griefe? where I am wont. — George Herbert
Oprah deserves the best. I am not the best when it comes to divorce. What do I know about divorce? Nothing at that time. — Suze Orman
Family, to me, is most important, and I can't wait to have one of my own, but I am not going to rush into it. I don't want to get a divorce. I want to take my time, do it once and get it right. — Drew Fuller
The fact is, I am in my third marriage and I do not believe in divorce. But I was half the problem, I guarantee you. More than half the problem. I couldn't negotiate with the other women. — James Brolin
Bobby and I were married in 1954 and by now we know that anger does not mean "I don't love you" or "I want a divorce." It means, "I am wounded and in need of love, and I feel safe telling you about it because you are my family." Sometimes our behavior with each other is no different from the cry of an unattended baby. — Bernie Siegel
She seemed to mean what she said. She said pretty much this: I retained some lawyers, I have to move on with my life, I am divorcing you, and then she added, I need money. — Dennis Kozlowski
It was heartbreaking . . . I think it was disappointing because I had such an identity in being 'Mrs. Parker', and being a wife, and so when that's taken away from you, you [think], 'Who am I? — Eva Longoria
I have moved on and I am in a good place. My relationship with Tiger is centered around our children and we are doing really good - we really are - and I am so happy that is the case. He is a great father. — Elin Nordegren
When I write what publishers call 'fantasy' I am writing in what I think is the most important tradition of fiction: starting with Homer and up through Shakespeare and Milton, the most important themes to tackle are those of the mythopoeic domain, tales of the body and mind seen through a temperament and a cosmos divorced from current reality so what is said can be more clear. — Janet Morris
I am here wrongfully convicted and wrongfully sentenced. — Lorenzo Snow
First off, I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river. — Chris Farley
I am truly not one to give advice. I'm divorced and I stole my best friend's husband. — Denise Richards
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