I fall into that nebulous, quote-unquote, normal American woman size that legions of fashion stylists detest. For the record, I'm a size 8 - this week, anyway. Many stylists hate that size because I think to them, it shows that I lack the discipline to be an ascetic; or the confident, sassy abandon to be a total fatty hedonist. — Mindy Kaling
Playing normal is hard; especially playing normal that's not you. The biggest challenge in playing Alicia is trying to make a teenage girl seem fully formed and not the quintessential moody teenager with a quippy, sassy line here and there. — Alycia Debnam Carey
When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble. — Mark Twain
Take you me for a sponge? — William Shakespeare
There's a light at the end of the tunnel. And it's a train. — Margaret Smith
I'm very sassy. I want to show people in my album I'm not like my characters on TV. — Ashley Tisdale
Performers like Tommy Cooper, who are always getting things wrong, are much more endearing than comedians who are sassy and smart. — Ade Edmondson
A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses. — H. L. Mencken
In elementary school, many a true word is spoken in guess. — Henny Youngman
Frailty, thy name is woman! — William Shakespeare
I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. — Steven Wright
Dissembling harlot, thou art false in all! — William Shakespeare
The meek shall inherit the earth. They won't have the nerve to refuse it. — Jackie Vernon
When we have fights in our family, they don't end with an apology. You make up by getting back to normal. Like you'll call and say, 'You want to go shopping?' — Kourtney Kardashian
I didn't expect to see Kim, but I'm gonna be professional when I really just want to sock her in the face — Kourtney Kardashian
You are what you eat. Which makes me cheap, quick and easy. — Dave Thomas
Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? (She made this remark in February 1936, at the railway station in Los Angeles upon her return from Chicago, when a Los Angeles police officer was assigned to escort her home) — Mae West
O braggart vile and damned furious wight! — William Shakespeare
I say what I think. I'm a real person, not some manufactured pop tart who's afraid to step out of the hotel room. I am flawed. I swear, I have the occasional cocktail, I pick my nose and I fart. I'm not running for any presidential campaign at the moment. I'm a sassy girl. — Katy Perry
My cats are really sassy and sophisticated, but most importantly, they are picky. — Jason Wu
Pat Phoenix kept that amazing sassy look. I always wonder, was that because she was thrilled with that look, and thought it looked marvellous, or was it because she was too scared to change it? It's a double thing. Security and insecurity. — Celia Imrie
Shake what ya momma gave ya and most of all be sassy — Kim Kardashian
Im usually cast as the sassy, brassy best friend. — Annie Parisse
You wear out a good wholesome forenoon in hearing a cause between an orange wife and a fosset-seller. — William Shakespeare
I just admire a funny, confident, sassy woman and hopefully I'm that person. — Denise Bidot
Here, thou incestuous, murderous, damned Dane,
Drink off this potion! — William Shakespeare
They have a plentiful lack of wit. — William Shakespeare
I think of myself as kind of a hippy. Everyone around me says that's not the impression they get. They think I'm sassy. Apparently, I think I'm nicer than I really am. — Cecily Strong
I like to sing along to Annie Lennox and pretend to be as sassy as her. — Sophie Thompson
When you're breastfeeding, you don't get juicy down there. The juice isn't loose. — Kourtney Kardashian
Thy food is such
As hath been belch'd on by infected lungs. — William Shakespeare
He is deformed, crooked, old and sere, Ill-faced, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere; Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind; Stigmatical in making, worse in mind. — William Shakespeare
The only thing I consciously avoid is playing the victim. I think women are portrayed as the victim in so many things, and I really like women with strength - although I feel now I may have gone overboard by playing so many strong, sassy women. — Kristen Bell
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