Who said inspiration can't come with a sprinkle of humor and a dash of sensuality? Indeed, 'funny sexy' quotes are a wonderful source of positivity, fostering a healthy outlook towards intimacy, while simultaneously igniting a spark of laughter. They serve as a reminder that life is meant to be enjoyed, and that love, passion, and attraction can be filled with fun, light-hearted moments. Wouldn't it be delightful to view the world through this vibrant, positive lens?
Being confident in your own skin is very sexy. I think when you have fun and are yourself that is sexy too. — Candice Swanepoel
Yeah school girl, cool girl. Your dress is sexy and your momma is a cougar. — J. Cole
Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. — Joanne Woodward
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing. — Woody Allen
Let's make math fun and sexy and glamorous. Smart is sexy, that's one of my main messages. — Danica McKellar
Sexiness is a state of mind - a comfortable state of being. It's about loving yourself in your most unlovable moments. — Halle Berry
Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart, sexy comedy. — Lisa Kudrow
Hey baby. You're sexy like a chocolate strawberry. — Ronnie Shields
I'm the sexiest when I'm happy because it brings out a lot of confidence. — Trina
And it is very sexy as well: somebody says I'm taking you on a surprise date, you don't know where you are going and you can't see and then you put your hand out and there is a tiger. Amazing. — Emily Watson
Being sexy is just one part of being a woman and an actress. But if the part calls for sexy... — Mariska Hargitay
"Married with Children" was racy, it was sexist, it was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny. — Katey Sagal
Sexiness is all about your personality, being genuine and confident, and being a good person. — Erin Heatherton
When there's no girls around, there's humor. — Joe Gatto
No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy. — Paris Hilton
Sex is the most fun you can have without smiling. — Madonna Ciccone
Seduction is about intelligence and wit. Someone who makes me laugh has every chance to seduce me. — Riccardo Tisci
We all want to be a little glamorous, a little playful and a little mischievous at times. — Jason Wu
My idea of sexy is that less is more. The less you reveal the more people can wonder. — Emma Watson
A sense of humor is just common sense dancing. — William James
There is definitely something sexy about a girl with an attitude and a pair of leather pants. — Eliza Dushku
I think that sexiness should be in the subtleties. — Rachel Zoe
Funny Sexy Image Quotes
God created sex. Priests created marriage. — Voltaire
To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.
Love Funny Quotes
We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness — and call it love — true love. — Robert Fulghum
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. — Woody Allen
We were together. I forget the rest. — Walt Whitman
Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different.
There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that. — Lewis Grizzard
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. — Groucho Marx
Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary. — Oscar Wilde
I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. — Albert Einstein
A loving relationship is one in which the loved one is free to be himself -- to laugh with me, but never at me; to cry with me, but never because of me; to love life, to love himself, to love being loved. Such a relationship is based upon freedom and can never grow in a jealous heart — Leo Buscaglia
I ain't afraid to love a man. I ain't afraid to shoot him either. — Annie Oakley
Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. — Jackie Mason
Good Funny Quotes
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. — Dennis Wholey
I've lost a million and a half on the horses and dice in the last two years. And the funny part is, I still like 'em, and if someone handed me another million I'd put it right in the nose
of some horse that looked good to me. — Al Capone
A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. — Lois Wyse
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest — Winston Churchill
A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words. — Donna Roberts
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place. — Billy Crystal
love the life you live. live the life you love. — Bob Marley
There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies. — Sayings
Be willing to be a beginner every single morning. — Meister Eckhart
Cute Funny Quotes
Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone. — Zayn Malik
My sister just had a baby, a little newborn. The kid is adorable, so cute. She wouldn't let me hold him, she refuses. She says, 'No way, Anthony, I'm afraid you're gonna drop him.' I'm 32 years old. Like I'm some kind of idiot. Like I don't have a million other ways to hurt that baby. — Anthony Jeselnik
I want to rob a bank with a BB gun. "Give me all your money or I will give you a dimple! I will be rich, you will be cute. We both win." — Mitch Hedberg
Trust me, You can dance.
A Brother may not be a Friend, but a Friend will always be a Brother. — Benjamin Franklin
Careful grooming may take twenty years off a woman's age, but you can't fool a flight of stairs. — Marlene Dietrich
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. — Jon Foreman
There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends. I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature. — Jane Austen
My sister taught me everything I really need to know, and she was only in sixth grade at the time. — Linda Sunshine
A sister can be seen as someone who is both ourselves and very much not ourselves - a special kind of double. — Toni Morrison
Humorous Love Quotes
Life is short. Kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly — Paulo Coelho
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. — Melanie Griffith
Haters are just confused admirers because they can't figure out the reason why everyone loves you. — Jeffree Star
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
It takes a moment to tell someone you love them, but it takes a lifetime to prove it. — Erich Fromm
Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. — Groucho Marx
Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there. — George Burns
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh. — Jay Leno
Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love. — Hamilton Wright Mabie
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? — Dorothy Parker
If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty. — Marilyn Monroe
Super Funny Quotes
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. — Steven Wright
People naturally want to retweet and engage on super funny videos and memes. — Jake Paul
There's a fine line between masturbating while you look out a window, and masturbating while you're looking in a window. I'll give you a hint: one of 'em is super illegal. — Dave Attell
I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.
Condoms should be marked in 3 sizes: jumbo, colossal and super colossal, so that men do not have to go in and ask for the small. — Barbara Seaman
I like someone who has a super gentle spirit and energy. I’m really gentle, and so I like a boy who will treat me that way. — Megan Fox
It's funny, but when there are dominant teams, there are a number of people who rail about the fact that they're always seeing the Dallas Cowboys or the San Francisco 49ers or the Green Bay either in the playoffs or in the Super Bowl. — Al Michaels
Money can't buy happiness. But it sure can rent it for awhile.
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. — Bill Watterson
I think it's always funny when somebody thinks you're going to do something super sexy and then you don't. — Olivia Munn
If you're OK with being clumsy, it's funny. But if you are super embarrassed, people are going to laugh at you. — Leo Howard
If the Super Bowl is really the ultimate game, why do they play it again next year? — Duane Thomas
Real Funny Quotes
Dogs are animals that poop in public and you're supposed to pick it up. After a week of doing this, you've got to ask yourself, "Who's the real master in this relationship?" — Anthony Griffin
If the physical thing you're doing is funny, you don't have to act funny while doing it...Just be real and it will be funnier — Gene Wilder
Let's be pretty kind. Pretty funny. Pretty smart. Pretty strong
Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports... all the others are games. — Ernest Hemingway
I did. I did see Bigfoot when I was a kid and I still believe it to this day. I saw a big furry man outside my window. It's not funny! It was real. — Barry Watson
The antidote for fifty enemies is one friend. — Aristotle
Better to have loved and lost than to live with regret. — Big Pun
True friends are like diamonds – bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style. — Nicole Richie
Buy real records in real shops, or I'll come round your house and scream at your mother. — Ian Gillan
Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings. — David Sedaris
Extremely Funny Quotes
Men Wanted for Dangerous Expedition: Low Wages for Long Hours of Arduous Labour under Brutal Conditions; Months of Continual Darkness and Extreme Cold; Great Risk to Life and Limb from Disease, Accidents and Other Hazards; Small Chance of Fame in Case of Success. — Ernest Shackleton
Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide. — Bill Bailey
The standard four food groups are based on American agricultural lobbies. Why do we have a milk group? Because we have a National Dairy Council. Why do we have a meat group? Because we have an extremely powerful meat lobby. — Marion Nestle
Epcot Center also features pavilions built by various foreign nations, where you can experience an extremely realistic simulation of what life in these nations would be like if they consisted almost entirely of restaurants and souvenir stores. — Dave Barry
When I was a kid, I used to watch 'Laurel and Hardy' with my cousins all the time. I still think they're extremely funny and so surreal. — David Chase
I mean they [ Bradley Cooper, Zach Galifianakis] are both just really good guys and also they're both extremely funny in very unique ways. We made each other laugh an awful lot, and that goes a long way. And we also went through some hard times. I mean it was hard to make this movie [The Hangover]. — Ed Helms
Optimism isnt funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. Its exaggeration. — Steve Toltz
From Kelsey, I have learned among many other things the value of turning on a dime and how you can have an extremely funny and extremely poignant moment with absolutely no separation in between... and sometimes in the same moment. — David Hyde Pierce
It's funny, though, because when I first started going to races after we met, I was extremely nervous. It's like being backstage and hoping you don't trip over something or break an amp or accidentally speak into a live microphone, so I was really hesitant. — Ashley Judd
The European drivers have adapted to this circuit extremely quickly, especially Paul Radisich who's a New Zealander. — Murray Walker
Kissing Funny Quotes
In Westerns you were permitted to kiss your horse but never your girl. — Gary Cooper
A kiss is a lovely trick to stop speech. — Sayings
I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs. — Barbara Woodhouse
Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses.' — John Lennon
Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more. — Catullus
Purple Haze all in my brain, lately things don't seem the same. Actin' funny but I don't know why. 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky. — Jimi Hendrix
Then I did the simplest thing in the world. I leaned down... and kissed him. And the world cracked open. — Agnes De Mille
Kissing babies and hugging fat girls. — Dave Bautista
I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth! — Leonard Marx
A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses. — H. L. Mencken
Funniest Love Quotes
I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they'll panic and give in. — Emo Philips
This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother. — Ted Walsh
It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame. — Oscar Wilde
You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories. — Melanie Clark Pullen
Homer no function beer well without. — Matt Groening
Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing. — Natasha Leggero
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming. — Matt Groening
The funniest people are the saddest once — Confucius
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV! — Matt Groening
Cool Funny Quotes
Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it ... what you wish in your secret heart were not funny, but it is, and you must laugh. Humor is your own unconscious therapy. Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air, and you. — Langston Hughes
I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells. — Richard Pryor
Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you. — Jeremy Clarkson
Symmetry is pleasing but not as sexy. Einstein is cool but Picasso knows what I'm talking about. — Amy Poehler
You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. — Dr. Seuss
You cannot help but learn more as take the world into your hands. Take it up reverently, for it is and old piece of clay, with millions of thumbprints on it. — John Updike
Hemp is of first necessity to the wealth & protection of the country. — Thomas Jefferson
The very nature of cool is that you think about it too much and it becomes uncool. — Don Johnson
A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime. — Sam Ewing
It's always cool on the airplane when people are watching “SVU.” It’s funny. And it’s always the reruns. — Kelli Giddish
So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel? — Billy Connolly
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful. — Robert De Niro
Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part. — Aimee Mullins
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships. — Sharon Stone
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are. — Victor Lownes
Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie. — William Shakespeare
The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off. — Jean Cocteau
If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter. — George Carlin
Isn't it interesting how the sounds are the same for an awful nightmare and great sex? — Rue McClanahan
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love. — Woody Allen
It stands to reason that we love chocolate cake because it is sweet. Guys go for girls like this because they are sexy. We adore babies because they're so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why. — Daniel Dennett
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem? — Dustin Hoffman
Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex. — Hunter S. Thompson
It stands to reason that we love chocolate cake because it is sweet. Guys go for girls like this because they are sexy. We adore babies because they're so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why. — Dan Dennett
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. — Sophia Loren
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. — Woody Allen
I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price. — Rodney Dangerfield
Being sexy is kind of funny to me. — Reba McEntire
The musical stuff I'd go up for was always funny, sexy, tough-as-nails, heart-of-gold characters. — Bebe Neuwirth
Give a man free hands, and you'll know where to find them. — Mae West
For sheer sexiness, a man must be beautiful. Funny. yes. Clever, no. — Jilly Cooper
Goldie Hawn is funny, sexy, beautiful, talented, intelligent, warm, and consistently sunny. Other than that, she doesn't impress me at all. — Neil Simon
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. — Camille Paglia
Two things are not debatable: eroticism, and comedy. If you don't think it's sexy, or funny, there's no way I can change your mind. — Gene Siskel
I had gotten to a place where I truly believed everything I was called: 'not sexy,' 'not funny,' 'too intense,' desperate.' All those labels they gave me, I took them because there wasn't a trace of my true self left. — Naomi Watts
I want to span different genres. I want to be able to transform. I want to be able to be sexy, and funny, and quirky, and all the other things that I am. And I feel that the best way that I can achieve that is by producing. — Viola Davis
This (French-Kissing) is a really sexy thing to do, according to the French people, although you should bear in mind that they also like to eat snails. — Dave Barry
No sex is better than bad sex. — Germaine Greer
I think there’s something really sexy about being funny and being quirky and weird. I think we’re in a generation where we’re accepting weirdness and individuality, and I think that’s the most important part. — Denise Bidot
The keys that unlock the heart are made of funny materials: a disarming phrase that comes out of the blue, nowhere, a certain sexy walk that sends you reeling, the way someone hums when she is alone. My father said it was the way my mother danced with him. — Jonathan Carroll
I’m actually pretty good at stripping, which makes me wonder what happened in my previous life. Funny enough, I don’t wear a lot of clothes when I dance and it’s very sexy, so it wasn’t too hard to get into the motion of it. — Julianne Hough
I'm really silly. That's the thing that people don't get. I think I'm a stronger comedic actress than I am a dramatic actress. I'm not really pigeonholed, but I'm known for drama. I do comedy so easily, and people relate to my humor. I'll be glad because I don't have to stay sexy and young forever. I don't care if I'm big, as long as I'm funny. — Taraji P. Henson
If I could play any role in any musical, it would be Desiree in A Little Night Music - Oh my, it is perfection. The character gets to be funny, beautiful, sexy and smart all at the same time and have two men fighting over her. The show is Stephen Sondheim at his absolute best... need I say more? — Nancy Allen
Drawing a funny animal, you don't need a lot of detail to make it work. But to draw a sexy girl, there's certain things you can't leave out. — John Kricfalusi
I was just in London - there is a 6 hour time difference. I'm still confused. When I go to dinner, I feel sexy. When I go to bed, I feel hungry. — Henny Youngman
I'm 27. I feel like I get it. I'm OK with being sexy if I feel like it. Some days I'm brainy, some days I'm funny, some days I'm sexy, and sometimes, I just want to dance. — Nelly
I don't use my body to seduce, no. I just stand there. — Ursula Andress
Anyone buying this book is going to be out a tidy sum if he is sucked in by the title. I wish I could write a real sexy book that would be barred from the mails. Apparently nothing whets a reader's appetite for literature more than the news that the author has been thrown into a federal pokey for disturbing the libido of millions of Americans. — Groucho Marx
Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Conners, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger, and nothing like Robert Redford--but you'll take him anyway. — Judith Viorst
To all the girls out there who think being funny is not sexy, you are wrong! — Chad Michael Murray
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