I have a toothache today. I never seem to be able to rise above a toothache. It makes me want to howl, break things, pull noses, tweak ears, screech. — John Colton
To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. — George Bernard Shaw
If only this toothache would go away, I could write another chapter on the problem of pain. — C. S. Lewis
Love and toothache have many cures, but none infallible, except possession and dispossession. — Benjamin Franklin
An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. — Richard Baxter
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental. — Ogden Nash
I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it. — Mark Twain
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. — Johnny Carson
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. — Herb Caen
An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. — Kurt Vonnegut
The best dentistry is no dentistry at all. —
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache. — Mae West
I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died." — Tommy Cooper
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. — Rodney Dangerfield
Short Toothache Quotes
Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. — Bill Vaughan
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. — Mark Twain
Toothaches afflict those who have no compassion for animals. — Nachman of Breslov
A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. — George D. Prentice
Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. — Miguel de Cervantes
A toothache will cost a battle, a drizzle cancel an insurrection. — Vladimir Nabokov
Toothache Image Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Religion is for people who fear hell, spirituality is for people who have been there. — David Bowie
One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. — Kahlil Gibran
Life is short. Kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly — Paulo Coelho
The POSITIVE THINKER sees the INVISIBLE, feels the INTANGIBLE, and achieves the IMPOSSIBLE. — Winston Churchill
I had to make my own living and my own opportunity. But I made it! Don't sit down and wait for the opportunities to come. Get up and make them. — Madam C. J. Walker
Every day may not be good... but there's something good in every day — Alice Morse Earle
Tooth Quotes
Every miserable fool who has nothing at all of which he can be proud, adopts as a last resource pride in the nation to which he belongs; he is ready and happy to defend all its faults and follies tooth and nail, thus reimbursing himself for his own inferiority. — Arthur Schopenhauer
How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I've got a cousin who is 18... Yeah, still believes in gay marriage. — Bo Burnham
Step to this and get shanked up
I knocked out so many teeth the tooth fairy went bankrupt — Big L
There's nothing better than cake but more cake. — Harry S. Truman
The Parthenon without the marbles is like a smile with a tooth missing. — Neil Kinnock
The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. — J. H. Oldham
I would never be the first to bring up whitening, because just by bringing it up, you're shaming the patient a little bit. You're talking about their self-image. As long as there's no structural defect in the tooth, I would never bring up whitening. — Mark Burhenne
While I do not have a sweet tooth, I am a fan of the dark chocolate ice cream at Baskin Robbins. — Gad Saad
Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. The frequent attempt to conceal mental pain increases the burden: it is easier to say “My tooth is aching” than to say “My heart is broken. — C. S. Lewis
I have a sweet tooth for song and music. This is my Polish sin. — Pope John Paul II
Toothpaste Quotes
She would smile and show no surprise, convinced as she was, the same as I, that casual meetings are apt to be just the opposite, and that people who make dates are the same kind who need lines on their writing paper, or who always squeeze up from the bottom on a tube of toothpaste. — Julio Cortazar
I don't know who needs to hear this, but your toothpaste shouldn't foam. — Mark Burhenne
The family. We are a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms. . . and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together. — Erma Bombeck
Antibacterial toothpaste disrupts the balance of bacteria in the mouth, leading to an imbalance and overgrowth of bacteria that can cause disease and other oral health issues. — Mark Burhenne
I see so many people buy only non-toxic beauty products and yet think nothing of using sparkly blue toothpaste and antibacterial mouthwash every day. — Mark Burhenne
I have a bag with a toothbrush and toothpaste and all the things I might need during the day. I call the bag my trailer. Sometimes you don't have a trailer, so that's my trailer. — Laura Linney
I know that my look is more "toothpaste model" as opposed to artsy, which sucks because I can play those roles. — Margot Robbie
Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste? — Harlan Ellison
Once you squeeze toothpaste out, you can't put it back into the tube. The same is true with our words. Once we say something hurtful, we can't take it back — LeBron James
Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back. — Earl Wilson
Headache Quotes
A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. — Catherine II
Let the desert wind cool your aching head. Let the weight of the world - drift away instead — Beck
Arguments about Scripture achieve nothing but a stomachache and a headache. — Tertullian
When you go to bed with a clear head, you will not get up with a headache — Greek Proverbs
Good parenting give headaches but bad parenting gives heartaches. — Shiv Khera
A guy complains of a headache. Another guy says, Do what I do. I put my head on my wife's bosom, and the headache goes away. The next day, the man says, Did you do what I told you to? Yes, I sure did. By the way, you have a nice house! — Henny Youngman
Mental tensions, frustrations, insecurity, aimlessness are among the most damaging stressors, and psychosomatic studies have shown how often they cause migraine headache, peptic ulcers, heart attacks, hypertension, mental disease, suicide, or just hopeless unhappiness. — Hans Selye
When men lose against me, they always have a headache ... or things of that kind. I have never beaten a completely healthy man! — Susan Polgar
What thoughts I have of you tonight, Walt Whit- man, for I walked down the sidestreets under the trees with a headache self-conscious looking at the full moon. In my hungry fatigue, and shopping for images, I went into the neon fruit supermarket, dreaming of your enumerations! — Allen Ginsberg
Material blessings, when they pay beyond the category of need, are weirdly fruitful of headache. — Philip Wylie
Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. — Charlie Chaplin
Pete Egoscue has totally changed my life. Never have I experienced such complete pain relief as I have by following the Egoscue Method. — Jack Nicklaus
The notion that most people want black-robed judges, well-dressed lawyers and fine-paneled courtrooms as the setting to resolve their disputes is not correct. People with problems, like people with pains, want relief, and they want it as quickly and inexpensively as possible. — Warren E. Burger
Chiropractic care is the only real, long-lasting relief that I have found for my neck pain due to an old injury. — James Arness
Atonement is a journey of healing that moves from the pain between a victim and an oppressor, through forgiveness, the making of amends, the relief of anger and compassion for the victim, to deep reconciliation. — Phil Cousineau
We all try to camouflage the monotony. But it takes a lot of energy. To insist on being special all the time. When we're so much like one another anyway. Our triumphs are the same. Our pain. Try for a moment to feel what relief there is in the ordinary. — Peter Høeg
I grew up and I became very successful at what I did as a young man. I became a work addict because this was the only way I could get any relief from this pain. — Keith Miller
People complain about their griefs and sorrows and how they pray to God but find no relief from pain. But grief itself is a gift from God. It is the symbol of His compassion. — Sarada Devi
Tonight. After the reaping, everyone is supposed to celebrate. And a a lot of people do, out of relief that their children have been spared for another year. But at least two families will pull their shutters, lock their doors, and try to figure out how they will survive the painful weeks to come. — Suzanne Collins
A man's free will cannot cure him even of the toothache, or a sore finger; and yet he madly thinks it is in its power to cure his soul. — Augustus Toplady
The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty-stricken man makes the same mistake about the rich man. — George Bernard Shaw
When you have a toothache, you think that not having a toothache will make you very happy. But when you don't have a toothache, often you are still not happy. If you practice awareness, you suddenly become very rich, very very happy. — Nhat Hanh
There are two things in life that a sage must preserve at every sacrifice, the coats of his stomach and the enamel of his teeth. Some evils admit of consolations, but there are no comforters for dyspepsia and the toothache. — Henry Bulwer, 1st Baron Dalling and Bulwer
What though I cannot meet my bills?
What though I suffer toothache's ills?
What though I swallow countless pills? — W. S. Gilbert
A sore arm is like a headache or a toothache. It can make you feel bad, but if you just forget about it and do what you have to do, it will go away. If you really like to pitch and you want to pitch, that's what you'll do. — Warren Spahn
I hear the word 'tolerance'-tha t some people are trying to teach people to be tolerant of gays. I'm not satisfied with that word. I am gay, and I am not seeking to be 'tolerated'. One tolerates a toothache, rush-hour traffic, an annoying neighbor with a cluttered yard. I am not a negative to be tolerated. — Chely Wright
The ninos santos (Psilocybe mexicana) heal. They lower fevers, cure colds, and give freedom from toothaches. They pull the evil spirits out of the body or free the spirit of the sick. — Maria Sabina
A toothache, or a violent passion, is not necessarily diminished by our knowledge of its causes, its character, its importance or insignificance. — T. S. Eliot
I’d much rather have good teeth than have diamonds and roses drop out of my mouth whenever I said something — Patricia C. Wrede
You say that love is nonsense. I tell you it is no such thing. For weeks and months it is a steady physical pain, an ache about the heart, never leaving one, by night or by day; a long strain on one's nerves like toothache or rheumatism, not intolerable at any one instant, but exhausting by its steady drain on the strength. — Henry Adams
I had a toothache during the first game. In the second game I had a headache. In the third game it was an attack of rheumatism. In the fourth game, I wasn't feeling well. And in the fifth game? Well, must one have to win every game? — Siegbert Tarrasch
There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor. — H. L. Mencken
Nearly all creators of Utopia have resembled the man who has toothache, and therefore thinks happiness consists in not having toothache... Whoever tries to imagine perfection simply reveals his own emptiness. — George Orwell
Most people do not go to the dentist until they have a toothache; most societies do not reform abuses until the victims begin to make life uncomfortable for others. — Charles Issawi
In early times some sufferer had to sit up with a toothache, and he put in the time inventing the German language. — Mark Twain
The center of every man's existence is a dream. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
I think, therefore I am is the statement of an intellectual who underrates toothaches. — Milan Kundera
Some old women and men grow bitter with age; the more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. — George D. Prentice
I've left this life with no rancour, I'll never have toothache again, Now I lie in the communal grave, the communal grave of time. — Georges Brassens
I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. — Graham Greene
Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. — Ambrose Bierce
For there was never yet philosoper
That could endure the toothache patiently,
However they have writ the style of gods,
And made a push at chance and sufferance. — William Shakespeare
An infallible Remedy for the Tooth-ach, viz Wash the Root of an aching Tooth, in Elder Vinegar, and let it dry half an hour in the Sun; after which it will never ach more; Probatum est. — Benjamin Franklin
Even the most heartening of philosophical vistas is no match for, say, a toothache, if it happens to be your own. — Roger Zelazny
..Since depression is a genetic biological illness, like diabetes, or low thyroid, it wasn't lack of character, laziness, or something I could "snap out of"-it would be like trying to snap out of a toothache. — Peter McWilliams
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