Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer. — Koko Taylor
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. — Albert Einstein
Lady bartenders live a tougher life than anybody knows. — James Crumley
My entire social life is spent in bars, so I don't see giving up drinking as a viable option. Could you see me saying, 'Tomato juice please?' — Lemmy Kilmister
Karaoke bars combine two of the nation's greatest evils: people who shouldn't drink with people who shouldn't sing. — Tom Dreesen
Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is. — Billy Carter
Not only do I like to go to bars because I like to drink, I do like to drink, but I go because who do you see there? Baseball fans. — Harry Caray
Unfortunately or fortunately, in order to become acquainted with the idiom of country or rock music, it is necessary to occasionally play in a bar. Bars are a rehearsal place. — Garth Hudson
I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them. — Emo Philips
Be careful with drinking this Christmas. I got so drunk last night I found myself dancing in a cheesy bar... Or, as you like to call it, delicatessen. — Sean Hughes
You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis
When I sell liquor, it's bootlegging. When my patrons serve it on a silver tray on Lakeshore Drive, it's hospitality. — Al Capone
Short Bars Drinking Quotes
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. — Jack Nicholson
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch. — W. C. Fields
I like to go to bars and bang really ugly girls, I just like to, I'm just a sick guy. — Dean Ambrose
What's drinking? A mere pause from thinking! — Lord Byron
Some drink to forget, some drink to remember-me, I drink to get bagged. — Sayings
A theory that you can't explain to a bartender is probably no damn good. — Ernest Rutherford
Other than sex, two things bring people together; economic transactions and booze. — James Cook
Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life. — F. Scott Fitzgerald
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C. — W. C. Fields
Drink and frankfurters for a dime; kill a man before his time. — American Proverbs
Bars Drinking Image Quotes
Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.
Bars Drinking Quotes
My selective memory of what drinking was like told me that standing at the bar in a pub, on a summer's evening with a long, tall glass of lager and lime was heaven, and I chose not to remember the nights on which I had sat with a bottle of vodka, a gram of coke and a shotgun, contemplating suicide. — Eric Clapton
I know I'm not a showy politician... I don't go drinking in parliament's bars. I don't wear my heart on my sleeve, I just get on with the job in front of me and you can judge me by my record. — Theresa May
Instead of dispensing soft drinks and candy bars, the vending machines at MIT sell slide rules. — Ronald McNair
Trust me, You can dance.
I will meet you in the dirtiest city you can dream of. We will drink cocktails so sweet they pucker our cheeks, as we perch on cracked leather bar stools. I will buy you plates of calcium and protein and we will run through the streets in excellent danger. — Michelle Tea
In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here. — Frank Yankovic
It's better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money. — P. J. O'Rourke
Getting over a painful experience is much like crossing the monkey bars. You have to let go at some point in order to move forward.
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles. — Gerard Way
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. — Dave Barry
A horrid alcoholic explosion scatters all my good intentions like bits of limbs and clothes over the doorsteps and into the saloon bars of the tawdriest pubs. — Dylan Thomas
Shots Drinking Quotes
I believe - to the best of my recollection, anyway - that I soon made the classic error of moving from margaritas to actual shots of straight tequila. It does make it easier to meet new people. — Anthony Bourdain
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved. — George Gobel
Alcohol is a very necessary article. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning. — George Bernard Shaw
I drink to make other people more interesting
You're so very good at that. The temper, the scowl. You must drink shots of testosterone in your morning coffee. — Rob Thurman
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars. — Winston Churchill
I'm not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price. — Steve Martin
Live in the sunshine. Swim the sea. Drink the wild air.
They're professionals at this in Russia, so no matter how many Jell-O shots or Jager shooters you might have downed at college mixers, no matter how good a drinker you might think you are, don't forget that the Russians - any Russian - can drink you under the table. — Anthony Bourdain
I don't have any particular thing I do ritualistically. I do the same thing every day. I get up. Drink a lot of water. Have a wheatgrass shot. Drink some green juice. Eat as healthy as I can. — Erykah Badu
I've been playing the CNN Drinking Game, have you ever played that? Where you do a shot every time George Bush says the word "evil"? Oh, I'm a wreck! You gotta do a double shot every time he says "evildoers". Chug the bottle for "axis of evil". Are you a president or an exorcist?! — Doug Stanhope
Shots came, I don't know where they was sent from. Probably some bad hoes I'm bouta take the hint from — Drake
Funny Drinking Quotes
Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer! — Martin Luther
The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it. — Lewis Grizzard
There is no such thing as bad whiskey. Some whiskeys just happen to be better than others. But a man shouldn't fool with booze until he's fifty; then he's a damn fool if he doesn't. — William Faulkner
What a fine weather today! Can’t choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself. — Anton Chekhov
Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them. — Queen Victoria
Without my morning coffee I'm just like a dried up piece of roast goat. — Johann Sebastian Bach
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. — Wilhelm II
We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink. — Epicurus
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives. — Kurt Cobain
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. — Louis Pasteur
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on. — Adrian Rogers
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. — W. C. Fields
He that drinks fast, pays slow.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
There can't be good living where there is not good drinking. — Benjamin Franklin
...went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted. "Surprise me", I said. So he showed me a naked picture of my wife. — Rodney Dangerfield
I like my whisky old and my women young. — Errol Flynn
The fridge had been emptied of all Dudley’s favorite things — fizzy drinks and cakes, chocolate bars and burgers — and filled instead with fruit and vegetables and the sorts of things that Uncle Vernon called “rabbit food. — J. K. Rowling
People can buy a bottle of gin and drink it at home for about a buck a drink, whereas they are willing to go to a bar and pay 12 bucks for the same cocktail. The difference is that man needs to be social. So I believe that there is a strong demand for games that are social. — Nolan Bushnell
There's no app for a bourbon buzz on a warm day in a cool, dark bar. The world will always want a drink. — Gillian Flynn
The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it. — Winston Churchill
I'm that person in the bar who's like 'Can they turn the music down ? I would like to chat.' I don't like clothes. I'm terrible at all that stuff. I like sitting around and drinking a pint and gossiping or whatever. — Domhnall Gleeson
That's sort of what I felt... I miss drinking, I thought bars were truly holy places. — Joe Eszterhas
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. — W. C. Fields
I had friends at school, but I was never part of a gang and I dreamed of that sense of belonging to a group. You know, where people would call me 'Em' and shout across the bar, 'Em, what are you drinking?' after the show. — Emily Mortimer
Nowadays I get complaints about long drum solos, but in those days they wanted me to keep on going so they could go over to the bar and have a drink. — Aynsley Dunbar
Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together! — W. C. Fields
I don't want to be that guy mumbling into his drink at a bar. — Bill Murray
Death is like an old whore in a bar--I'll buy her a drink but I won't go upstairs with her — Ernest Hemingway
Sex keeps me in shape. I don't diet, I eat what I like. I love Mars bars and I smoke and drink. But I love running off in the middle of the day to make love. It really burns up calories. — Lisa S.
The whiskey warmed his tongue and the back of his throat, but it did not change his ideas any, and suddenly, looking at himself in the mirror behind the bar, he knew that drinking was never going to do any good to him now. Whatever he had now he had, and it was from now on, and if he drank himself unconscious when he woke up it would be there. — Ernest Hemingway
I like to do my principal research in bars, where people are more likely to tell the truth or, at least, lie less convincingly than they do in briefings and books. — P. J. O'Rourke
In America, fundamentalist Christians believe the world was created 6,000 years ago - in England people drink in bars that are older than that. — Steve Aylett
Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking. — Casey Stengel
I don't really drink, but I've been around a lot of drinking and, at 18, when you start playing in bars, you start to witness the good, the bad and the ugly of alcohol as a source of escape. I wrote about it because I witnessed its use as a means of medicating - a lot of people using it to medicate themselves from hurt. — Dwight Yoakam
Aside from some extra fiber, eating two slices of whole wheat bread is really little different, and often worse, than drinking a can of sugar-sweetened soda or eating a sugary candy bar. — William Davis
There's something wonderful about drinking in the afternoon. A not-too-cold pint, absolutely alone at the bar - even in this fake-ass Irish pub. — Anthony Bourdain
A Christian might drink only ginger ale at the tavern bar, but there he is already on the way to drinking beer and whiskey. The girl who attends a ball but never dances a step, will soon surrender her body to the lustful embrace of every casual male acquaintance as other dancers do. — John R. Rice
When I was out in the bars drinking and fighting I was a little bit less of a peacemaker than I would be if I'd had a coupla hits of a joint and gone and laid down somewhere. — Willie Nelson
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. — Dave Moulton
God, my parents, my wife. I don't have a lot of friends, because I'm always moving around. I don't drink, so I don't hang out in bars. But they've been very big in my life. Because they have helped to encourage me. — Herschel Walker
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