Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream — Mike Birbiglia
How do you say no when a little kid is asking you for ice cream? I know I can't say no to it myself. — Jimmie Johnson
I think the serving size of ice cream is when you hear the spoon hit the bottom of the container. — Brian Regan
It's changed throughout the years, but at one time I was a really big bubble gum ice cream fan. I'd spit the bubble gum pieces in a cup and then collect them. — Timothy Olyphant
The only thing that ultimately matters is to eat an ice-cream cone, play a slide trombone, plant a small tree, good God, now you're free. — Ray Manzarek
I just want one day off when I can go swimming and eat ice cream and look at rainbows. — Mariah Carey
When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg. — Snoop Dogg
Short Eating Ice Cream Quotes
If you want to teach your kids about taxes, eat 38% of their ice cream. — Jordan Belfort
Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. — Audrey Hepburn
I blow up fireworks all the time, and I love making milkshakes and banana splits. — Chris Isaak
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. — George Carlin
desserts are the most crucial part of any meal. — Linda Sunshine
One who has burnt their mouth on milk, blows on yogurt to eat it. — Turkish Proverbs
The one who is burnt by the milk, eats yogurt by blowing on it. — Turkish Proverbs
Dating a new man is like holding a strawberry milkshake; first the taste, then the pleasure. — Marilyn Monroe
Life is short. Eat dessert first. — Jacques Torres
My problem is desserts. I am obsessed with desserts. — Sofia Vergara
Eating Ice Cream Image Quotes
The secret to living well and longer is: eat half, walk double, laugh triple and love without measure.
Ice Cream Quotes
On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon That night he had a stomach ache. — Eric Carle
If you are metabolically healthy, you should be able to handle anything - fasting, keto periods, or even an ice cream binge! — Tommy Wood
I never felt that getting angry would do you any good other than hurt your own digestion- keep you from eating, which I liked to do. — Septima Poinsette Clark
Without weird people in this world, life is gonna be like vanilla ice cream without sprinkles. — Ryan Higa
You are an inmate who is not locked up if your eating ice cream with a fork. — Theo Von
Think positively; Exercise daily; Eat Healthy; Work Hard; Stay strong; Worry less; Dance more; Love often.
No woman wants an abortion as she wants an ice cream cone or a Porsche. She wants an abortion as an animal caught in a trap wants to gnaw off its own leg. — Frederica Mathewes-Green
If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Seriously. Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream. — Frank Ocean
I am not a nurse escorting six lunatics to the ice cream parlor. — Susanna Kaysen
When you use defense mechanisms like 'Everything in moderation,' 'You only live once,' and the like, you disguise the fact that over years and decades, those little ice cream outings can add up literally to hundreds of pounds of ingested substances that are toxic to your body. — Mark Sisson
Ice-cream Quotes
The sun would come up over the ocean, and we'd be eating scrambled eggs before we shot some stuff. It was a vacation in the sense that it was the best working conditions. — Marguerite Moreau
When I was a child and the snow fell, my mother always rushed to the kitchen and made snow ice cream and divinity fudge-egg whites, sugar and pecans, mostly. It was a lark then and I always associate divinity fudge with snowstorms. — Eudora Welty
We should tell our kids to just have fun, participate and not get bent on winning or losing. But every coach, when they say that, they say it tongue in cheek, 'Don't worry about winning': If you win I'll get you ice cream, but if you lose I'm going to pout in the car. — Bode Miller
No matter the economy of the jungle, the lion will never eat grass.
My final, considered judgment is that the hardy bulb [garlic] blesses and ennobles everything it touches - with the possible exception of ice cream and pie. — Angelo Pellegrini
Someone is putting brandy in your bonbons, Grand Marnier in your breakfast jam, Kahlua in your ice cream, Scotch in your mustard and Wild Turkey in your cake. — Marian Burros
Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. — Don Kardong
Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
Limp Bizkit Ice Cream would taste like the sweetest pair of panties in the world. It would taste like sushi. Sushi or panties. — Fred Durst
My boss seems to think that my hair is gonna fall off & go into the ice cream. This hair ain't movin' my dude. 150mph on the highway on a street bike it doesn't move! What makes you think it's gonna move in a gelato shop? — Pauly D
I'll be clickin' by your house about two forty-five, Sidewalk Sundae Strawberry Surprise. — Tom Waits
I'm helping launch the new Milky Way Chocolate Ice Cream Bar. I play an astrophysicist on television, and the name of the bar is Milky Way, so put two and two together, and here I am. — Kunal Nayyar
Chocolate Ice Cream Quotes
All this talkin' about eatin' is makin' me awful hungry. I'll have two chili burgers with an order of fries, onion rings and a chocolate milk shake. And a Strawberry Ice Cream Sundae-with pickles. — George Lindsey
Honestly, I just go to restaurants to eat so I won't die. If there was a pill I could take in January and then I wouldn't have to eat again for the rest of the year, I would take it. Of course, I wouldn't want to sacrifice my chocolate cake and ice cream. — Steven Wright
There are two things I eat that I know I shouldn't: chocolate and ice cream. You only live once, so I am going to eat chocolate. — John Tomac
Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned, and the last fish been caught will we realize we cannot eat money.
I cannot keep myself away from ice cream. I have two flavors that are my favorite: chocolate chip cookie dough and vanilla swiss almond. I can eat a whole pint of ice cream in one sitting, no problem! — Brandi Chastain
Humor is the chocolate chips in the ice cream of life. — Barbara Johnson
I'm tempted by everything. My husband makes fun of me because every day it's a new food that I love. I have a weakness for butterscotch pudding, ice cream in any flavor and dark chocolate, although that's one thing I do keep in my house - 70% dark chocolate. — Gail Simmons
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows. — Jim Bishop
I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage and you did your show, so now you can have some cake and ice cream.' — Steven Wright
When we think of classic American desserts, we tend to imagine apple pie and ice cream. However, the most classic American dessert of all might be the chocolate chip cookie. — Homaro Cantu
My secret indulgent food is dessert. I have an incredible sweet tooth - chocolate pudding with vanilla ice-cream or trifle and pavlova. I do love dessert. — Deborra-Lee Furness
Vanilla Ice Cream Quotes
Life would be vanilla ice cream without 31 flavors of individuality. — Heather King
But I'd like the pie heated and I don't want the ice cream on top I want it on the side and I'd like strawberry instead of vanilla if you have it if not then no ice cream just whipped cream but only if it's real if it's out of a can then nothing. — Meg Ryan
Among the cognoscenti, though, it is not just about elaborate new flavors. I always consider the main test of ice cream to be the simple ice creams, especially vanilla. One should have fun when one eats, but it should also be seriously good. — Jeffrey Steingarten
Give a man a fish, he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he will eat for a life time.
Love ice cream. I let myself have that about once a week. Vanilla. — Tim Tebow
Having day dreams, tonguing you down with, uh, vanilla ice cream. Kissing on your thigh in the moon light, searching your body with my tongue girl all night. — LL Cool J
The Australian form of self-respect, however rough-and-ready, heart-of-gold, come-and-take-pot-luck-with-us, and matily extrovert it is, essentially, genteel, ingrowing, self-pitying, vanilla-ice-cream hearted, its central fear a fear of intellect. — Hal Porter
The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for steak to coo.
You can tell by the applause: There's perfunctory applause, there's light applause, and then there's real applause. When it's right, applause sounds like vanilla ice cream with chocolate sauce. — Skitch Henderson
Number of empty Ben & Jerry's containers: 3 - two mint chocolate cookie, one plain vanilla. (Who buys plain vanilla ice cream from Ben & Jerry's, anyway? Is there a greater waste?) — Ally Carter
Being vanilla isn’t going to work. Company of One have to be the pistachio ice cream of their market. — Paul Jarvis
It’s like creating messaging for pistachio ice cream lovers while poking fun at boring vanilla. — Paul Jarvis
Ice Cream Sundae Quotes
Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top. — Jimmy Dean
We dare not trust our wit for making our house pleasant to our friend, so we buy ice cream. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
Watching other teams in the World Series is like watching somebody else eat a Hot Fudge Sundae. — Joe Torre
People who love to eat are always the best people .
Every two months, I allow myself a splurge day where I eat thick, doughy pizza from Pizzeria Uno or an ice cream sundae from my store with birthday-cake ice cream, Marshmallow Fluff, and toppings mixed in. — Dylan Lauren
I worked at an ice cream parlor called Chadwicks. We wore old-timey outfits and had to bang a drum, play a kazoo, and sing 'Happy Birthday' to people while giving them free birthday sundaes. Lots of ice cream scooping and $1 tips. — Amy Poehler
Asking me what I think of Oscar (Hammerstein) is like asking me what I think of the Yankees, Man o' War and Strawberry Sundaes. — Billy Rose
One should eat to live, not live to eat.
In my films, all the great things are put together. It's not like one kind of ice cream but rather a very big Sundae. — George Lucas
I rather like the idea of having all my hours to myself: eating a Fudge Sundae, watching a movie, sleeping on my couch, singing in the bathroom, studying the woods, kidding around with a girl, playing cards lazily - all kinds of stuff that American brands 'shiftless.' — Jack Kerouac
Rodeo Drive is a giant butterscotch sundae. — Andy Warhol
You have an Ice Cream Sundae, put the whipped cream on - that's what managers do. — Lou Albano
Ice Cream Cones Quotes
I am for the art of underwear and the art of taxicabs. I am for the art of ice cream cones dropped on concrete. — Claes Oldenburg
You want a drumstick? Like a ice cream cone or a chicken wing!? — Billie Joe Armstrong
Umpiring is best described as the profession of standing between two seven-year olds with one ice cream cone. — Ron Luciano
Eating and reading are two pleasures than combine admirably.
My theory is that if you buy an ice-cream cone and make it hit your mouth, you can learn to play tennis. If you stick it on your forehead, your chances aren't as good. — Vic Braden
Sucking your thumb without a blanket is like eating a cone without ice cream! — Charles M. Schulz
I ain't no veggie, like my flesh to the bone, alive and licking on your ice cream cone. — Alice Cooper
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. — Jim Fiebig
We thread our way through a moving forest of ice-cream cones and crimson thighs. — Jean-Dominique Bauby
Puberty for me was graduating from Thousand Island salad dressing to Caesar salads. It was like going from hot dogs and hamburgers to beef stroganoff, or from ice cream in a cone to creme brulee. — Richard Simmons
No, I was just good at holding ice cream cones. — Mitch Hedberg
Eating Chocolate Quotes
Negativity isn't the way to go, smile more, eat some chocolate — Ed Sheeran
Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding! — Andy Milonakis
Number one, I absolutely love making chocolate chip cookies. I mean, it's fun. It's exciting. Beyond the fact that I love making them, I love eating them. — Debbi Fields
Cakes are healthy too, you just eat a small slice. — Mary Berry
It’s so comforting to have a small piece of cake. Just one slice. — Mary Berry
Part of life and part of the enjoyment of life is a croissant and a chocolate cake and eggs and milkshakes and oatmeal. There's so many things, you have to learn to appreciate it all. When I don't eat as much as I should, I'm not fun to be around; I'm fussy. — Sayings
Those who have been too long at their labor, who have drunk too long
at the cup of voluptuousness, who feel they have become temporarily
inhumane, who are tormented by their families, who find life sad and
love ephemeral......they should all eat chocolate and they will be
comforted. — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
I’m a huge foodie, but I’m also very conscious about what I put in my body. — Hannah Bronfman
After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers. — Emily Luchetti
Ice cream is the perfect buffer, because you can do things in a somewhat lighthearted way. Plus, people have an emotional response to ice cream; it's more than just food. So I think when you combine caring, and eating wonderful food, it's a very powerful combination. — Jerry Greenfield
I wasn't eating. I wasn't sleeping. All I was doing was cocaine. I stayed awake for about two weeks, locked in my bedroom. I went down from a 142 pounds to 110 pounds. — Andy Gibb
The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well, duh. The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The American people want to lose weight by eating ice cream. The American people love the Home Shopping Network because it's commercial-free. — Will Durst
It was quite a challenge to make people eat crab ice cream. — Heston Blumenthal
Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream. — Conan O'Brien
Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed. — Brad Pitt
Look at the average American diet: ice cream, butter, cheese, whole milk, all this fat. People don't realize how much of this stuff you get by the end of the day. High blood pressure is from all this high-fat eating. — Jack LaLanne
A boxer's diet should be low in fat and high in proteins and sugar. Therefore you should eat plenty of lean meat, milk, leafy vegetables, and fresh fruit and ice cream for sugar. — Gene Tunney
I never subscribe to the stay-at-home policy. I'm not sick of the road or sick of eating in good restaurants around the country. I like to travel. — Levon Helm
How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten? — Logan Pearsall Smith
Eating people is wrong... — Michael Flanders
When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less. — Richard Armour
There are no golden geese. There are only fat geese eating the food that could nourish more athletic opportunities for women. — Donna Lopiano
I don't always have the best eating habits. I like butter and ice cream. There are days when I should work out and I don't. But it's never too late to change old habits. — Florence Griffith Joyner
Part of treatment for drugs and alcohol is you abstain from these, but with eating disorders you can't abstain from food so the treatment is longer than drugs and alcohol. — Carre Otis
Why does ice cream go with a broken heart?" Kylie asked. "Because if you eat enough of it, it freezes the heart and numbs the pain for a bit. — C.C. Hunter
I am angry that I starved my brain and that I sat shivering in my bed at night instead of dancing or reading poetry or eating ice cream or kissing a boy. — Laurie Halse Anderson
Nothing's a better cure for writer's block than to eat ice cream right out of the carton. — Don Roff
I love to eat - Kit Kats or cookies-and-cream ice cream. I need sugar like five times a day. — Kim Kardashian
I try to work out my mind more these days. I try to eat right. I don't drink, I don't smoke, and I take the skin off chicken. But I'm not on no special diet. I like my steak and potatoes, ice cream, doughnuts. — Mr. T
You know what ambrosia tastes like? It tastes like all the things you can't eat on Weight Watchers. Cheeseburgers, sugar cookies, regular freaking ice cream instead of, like, ice cream that's made out of air and human hope. — John Green
Thankfully, I'm lucky enough to be able to eat ice cream. I've got to have my cookies and cream! But I work out a lot, so I burn a lot of calories. — Adrian Peterson
When I feel like I'm in a rut, I remember it's the little things in life that are important, like riding a bike with a friend or eating ice cream with my baby niece. — Michelle Kwan
Women eat while they are talking; men talk while they are eating. — Malcolm De Chazal
I never deprive myself. If I'm craving something once a week, then Ill go have it Ice cream or whatever, I just eat the foods I like. — Kate Upton
We’ll meet again in Lvov, my love and I…” Tatiana hums, eating her ice cream, in our Leningrad, in jasmine June, near Fontanka, the Neva, the Summer Garden, where we are forever young. — Paullina Simons
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