Enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate. — Thornton Wilder
Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. — Don Kardong
Creme Brulee is the ultimate 'guy' dessert. Make it and he'll follow you anywhere. — Ina Garten
Almond milk + cinnamon crunch = major key to success. — DJ Khaled
I always have coffee without sugar, you know. Just cream. — Vincente Minnelli
My wife can’t cook, but she sure can cream my banana! — Soupy Sales
pretty please, with a cherry on top of me! — Gena Showalter
Tottenham ice their sublime cake with the ridiculous. — Peter Drury
The only way cheese is dessert is when it's followed by the word cake. — Michele Gorman
Limp Bizkit Ice Cream would taste like the sweetest pair of panties in the world. It would taste like sushi. Sushi or panties. — Fred Durst
If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any! — Moe Howard
Short Cream Quotes
When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg. — Snoop Dogg
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese — Steven Wright
One reason sin flourishes is that it is treated like a cream puff instead of a rattlesnake. — Billy Sunday
Bryl-cream, a little dab will do you. — Jimmy Buffett
Ice cream was my undoing, and six chocolate milk shakes in a row were nothing to me at one time. — Kate Smith
If you want to teach your kids about taxes, eat 38% of their ice cream. — Jordan Belfort
While I do not have a sweet tooth, I am a fan of the dark chocolate ice cream at Baskin Robbins. — Gad Saad
Am I eating chicken or tuna? — Jessica Simpson
Without weird people in this world, life is gonna be like vanilla ice cream without sprinkles. — Ryan Higa
You are an inmate who is not locked up if your eating ice cream with a fork. — Theo Von
Cream Image Quotes
I am not a nurse escorting six lunatics to the ice cream parlor. — Susanna Kaysen
Ice Cream Quotes
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate. — Thornton Wilder
It's changed throughout the years, but at one time I was a really big bubble gum ice cream fan. I'd spit the bubble gum pieces in a cup and then collect them. — Timothy Olyphant
The only thing that ultimately matters is to eat an ice-cream cone, play a slide trombone, plant a small tree, good God, now you're free. — Ray Manzarek
On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon That night he had a stomach ache. — Eric Carle
If you are metabolically healthy, you should be able to handle anything - fasting, keto periods, or even an ice cream binge! — Tommy Wood
I never felt that getting angry would do you any good other than hurt your own digestion- keep you from eating, which I liked to do. — Septima Poinsette Clark
I just want one day off when I can go swimming and eat ice cream and look at rainbows. — Mariah Carey
No woman wants an abortion as she wants an ice cream cone or a Porsche. She wants an abortion as an animal caught in a trap wants to gnaw off its own leg. — Frederica Mathewes-Green
If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Seriously. Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream. — Frank Ocean
The sun would come up over the ocean, and we'd be eating scrambled eggs before we shot some stuff. It was a vacation in the sense that it was the best working conditions. — Marguerite Moreau
Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream — Mike Birbiglia
For a thorough use of ice cream cones, buy two; eat one and drop the other. — Claes Oldenburg
Watching other teams in the World Series is like watching somebody else eat a Hot Fudge Sundae. — Joe Torre
Honestly, I just go to restaurants to eat so I won't die. If there was a pill I could take in January and then I wouldn't have to eat again for the rest of the year, I would take it. Of course, I wouldn't want to sacrifice my chocolate cake and ice cream. — Steven Wright
Every two months, I allow myself a splurge day where I eat thick, doughy pizza from Pizzeria Uno or an ice cream sundae from my store with birthday-cake ice cream, Marshmallow Fluff, and toppings mixed in. — Dylan Lauren
There are two things I eat that I know I shouldn't: chocolate and ice cream. You only live once, so I am going to eat chocolate. — John Tomac
Ice cream is the perfect buffer, because you can do things in a somewhat lighthearted way. Plus, people have an emotional response to ice cream; it's more than just food. So I think when you combine caring, and eating wonderful food, it's a very powerful combination. — Jerry Greenfield
I cannot keep myself away from ice cream. I have two flavors that are my favorite: chocolate chip cookie dough and vanilla swiss almond. I can eat a whole pint of ice cream in one sitting, no problem! — Brandi Chastain
Among the cognoscenti, though, it is not just about elaborate new flavors. I always consider the main test of ice cream to be the simple ice creams, especially vanilla. One should have fun when one eats, but it should also be seriously good. — Jeffrey Steingarten
Cream Cheese Quotes
The bagel is a lonely roll to eat all by yourself because in order for the true taste to come out you need your family. One to cut the bagels, one to toast them, one to put on the cream cheese and the lox, one to put them on the table and one to supervise. — Gertrude Berg
A typical Irish dinner would be: cream flavored with lobster, cream with bits of veal in it, green peas and cream, cream cheese, cream flavored with strawberries. — Nancy Mitford
My perfect last meal would be: shrimp cocktail, lasagna, steak, creamed spinach, salad with bleu cheese dressing, onion rings, garlic bread, and a dessert of strawberry shortcake. — Joan Rivers
It shows you exactly how a star is formed; nothing else can be so pretty! A cluster of vapor, the cream of the milky way, a sort of celestial cheese, churned into light. — Benjamin Disraeli
I had to stand in front of my refrigerator, which was open, dipping pretzels in cream cheese and stuffing them in my mouth. If I did that, I was good. Otherwise I was nauseous. — Jennifer Connelly
Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut? — Jack LaLanne
Look at the average American diet: ice cream, butter, cheese, whole milk, all this fat. People don't realize how much of this stuff you get by the end of the day. High blood pressure is from all this high-fat eating. — Jack LaLanne
If you're associated with the Philadelphia media or town, you look for negatives. I don't know if there's something about their upbringing or they have too many hoagies, or too much cream cheese. — Mike Schmidt
At the end of the day, I love eating duck. It's the best thing you can eat on this earth, especially grilled with jalapenos and cream cheese. — Jase Robertson
Ice Cream Cones Quotes
Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time. — Charles M. Schulz
I am for the art of underwear and the art of taxicabs. I am for the art of ice cream cones dropped on concrete. — Claes Oldenburg
You want a drumstick? Like a ice cream cone or a chicken wing!? — Billie Joe Armstrong
Umpiring is best described as the profession of standing between two seven-year olds with one ice cream cone. — Ron Luciano
My theory is that if you buy an ice-cream cone and make it hit your mouth, you can learn to play tennis. If you stick it on your forehead, your chances aren't as good. — Vic Braden
Sucking your thumb without a blanket is like eating a cone without ice cream! — Charles M. Schulz
I ain't no veggie, like my flesh to the bone, alive and licking on your ice cream cone. — Alice Cooper
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. — Jim Fiebig
We thread our way through a moving forest of ice-cream cones and crimson thighs. — Jean-Dominique Bauby
Puberty for me was graduating from Thousand Island salad dressing to Caesar salads. It was like going from hot dogs and hamburgers to beef stroganoff, or from ice cream in a cone to creme brulee. — Richard Simmons
Whipped Cream Quotes
You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream. — Frank Zappa
She has a laugh so hearty it knocks the whipped cream off an order of strawberry shortcake on a table fifty feet away. — Damon Runyon
Oh, impossible. Fancy cream puffs so soon after breakfast. The very idea made one shudder. All the same, two minutes later Jose and Laura were licking their fingers with that absorbed inward look that only comes from whipped cream. — Katherine Mansfield
I function better when things are going badly than when they're as smooth as whipped cream. — Walt Disney
The modern mocha is a bittersweet concoction of imperialism, genocide, invention, and consumerism served with whipped cream on top — Sarah Vowell
But I'd like the pie heated and I don't want the ice cream on top I want it on the side and I'd like strawberry instead of vanilla if you have it if not then no ice cream just whipped cream but only if it's real if it's out of a can then nothing. — Meg Ryan
Whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all if it hasnt been whipped with whips, just like poached eggs isn't poached eggs unless it's been stolen in the dead of the night. — Roald Dahl
Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions? — Jerry Lawler
It gets to be 2 a.m., and they hand you a bottle of whipped cream and some syrup and things start getting silly. — Sayings
Putting Windows [3.11] on top of DOS is like putting whipped cream on a road apple [horse poop]. — Scott Mcnealy
Cream Puffs Quotes
My opponent called me a cream puff. Well, I rushed out and got the baker's union to endorse me. — Clay Pell
My opponent called me a cream puff. Well, I rushed out and got the baker's union to endorse me. — Claiborne Pell
The real Mary Poppins got lost when Hollywood turned her into a cream puff. — Anita Diament
It's no secret that our nation's public universities want to transform American young people into a bunch of hyper-sensitive, intellectually-neutered cream puffs. — Todd Starnes
Chocolate Ice Cream Quotes
I'm helping launch the new Milky Way Chocolate Ice Cream Bar. I play an astrophysicist on television, and the name of the bar is Milky Way, so put two and two together, and here I am. — Kunal Nayyar
All this talkin' about eatin' is makin' me awful hungry. I'll have two chili burgers with an order of fries, onion rings and a chocolate milk shake. And a Strawberry Ice Cream Sundae-with pickles. — George Lindsey
Humor is the chocolate chips in the ice cream of life. — Barbara Johnson
I'm tempted by everything. My husband makes fun of me because every day it's a new food that I love. I have a weakness for butterscotch pudding, ice cream in any flavor and dark chocolate, although that's one thing I do keep in my house - 70% dark chocolate. — Gail Simmons
Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows. — Jim Bishop
I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage and you did your show, so now you can have some cake and ice cream.' — Steven Wright
When we think of classic American desserts, we tend to imagine apple pie and ice cream. However, the most classic American dessert of all might be the chocolate chip cookie. — Homaro Cantu
My secret indulgent food is dessert. I have an incredible sweet tooth - chocolate pudding with vanilla ice-cream or trifle and pavlova. I do love dessert. — Deborra-Lee Furness
The time for crying with your girlfriends about a broken heart is over chocolate ice cream and chick flicks—not stun guns and bulletproof vests. — Ally Carter
Today's woman puts on wigs, fake eyelashes, false nails, sixteen pounds of make-up/shadows/blushes/creams, living bras, various pads that would make a linebacker envious, has implants and assorted other surgeries, then complains that she cannot find a 'real' man — Maynard James Keenan
My greatest beauty secret is being happy with myself. I don't use special creams or treatments - I'll use a little bit of everything. It's a mistake to think you are what you put on yourself. I believe that a lot of how you look is to do with how you feel about yourself and your life. Happiness is the greatest beauty secret. — Tina Turner
Beauty does not come with creams and lotions. God can give us beauty, but whether that beauty remains or chagnes is determined by our thoughts and deeds. — Dolores del Rio
All I ever wanted was a Virginia farm, no end of cream and fresh butter and fried chicken - not one fried chicken, or two, but unlimited fried chicken. — Robert E. Lee
Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out. Gentlemen, as of this moment, I am that second mouse. — Frank Abagnale
I believed in my product. I loved my product. I loved to touch the creams, smell them, look at them, carry them with me. A person has to love her harvest if she’s to expect others to love it. And beauty was such a bountiful harvest. — Estee Lauder
So in our pride we ordered for breakfast an omelet, toast and coffee and what has just arrived is a tomato salad with onions, a dish of pickles, a big slice of watermelon and two bottles of cream soda. — John Steinbeck
I dabbled in things like Howlin' Wolf, Cream and Led Zeppelin, but when I heard Son House and Robert Johnson, it blew my mind. It was something I'd been missing my whole life. That music made me discard everything else and just get down to the soul and honesty of the blues. — Jack White
I think the serving size of ice cream is when you hear the spoon hit the bottom of the container. — Brian Regan
But you have such dimples," said Anne, smiling affectionately into the pretty, vivacious face so near her own. "Lovely dimples, like little dents in cream. I have given up all hope of dimples. My dimple-dream will never come true; but so many of my dreams have that I mustn't complain. Am I all ready now? — Lucy Maud Montgomery
When you use defense mechanisms like 'Everything in moderation,' 'You only live once,' and the like, you disguise the fact that over years and decades, those little ice cream outings can add up literally to hundreds of pounds of ingested substances that are toxic to your body. — Mark Sisson
I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres. — Ellen DeGeneres
I'm a big fan of the Adidas three-stripe old-school zip-up tracksuit tops. I've got several for everyday wear, including an olive-green one, a burgundy one and a cream one with leather arms. — Jonas Armstrong
As is gloriously sung in the Gilbert and Sullivan operetta "H.M.S. Pinafore," in the words of W. S. Gilbert: "Things are seldom as they seem, Skim milk masquerades as cream." — Sayings
How do you say no when a little kid is asking you for ice cream? I know I can't say no to it myself. — Jimmie Johnson
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