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Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people just don't care.

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Friends are like boobs. Some are big. Some are small. Some are real. Some are fake.

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Fake people have and image to maintain. Real people just don't care. ⏤ Sayings

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Charisma. You can't buy it. You can't make it. And you sure can't fake it. ⏤ Sayings

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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

Mitch Hedberg, comedian

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Groucho Marx, comedian

You got nothing to lose. You don't lose when you lose fake friends.

Joan Jett, musician

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Doug Coupland, author

If you haven't got it. Fake it! Too short? Wear big high heels, but do practice walking!

Victoria Beckham, musician

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

Rita Rudner, comedian

I was something of a prankster. One time I put a ski mask on my head and used a fake gun on the school secretary so that I could get some of my friends out of detention.

Luke Perry, actor

You can't fake listening. It shows.

Raquel Welch, actress

When President Nixon took the U.S. dollar off the gold standard, the U.S. dollar became fake money.

Robert Kiyosaki, investor

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

George Burns, comedian

There have been at least three other cases in which federal agencies have succeeded in placing fake news reports on television during the Bush presidency. It was a really good tour. It seemed maybe about a week too long.

Frank Rich, journalist

Because I hate fake people and I always think I'm never fake.

Victoria Jackson, comedian

I would say 95% of the time, because you just can't remember your lines if you're drinking alcohol. I would say about 95% of the time it was grape juice or this fake wine, which was horrible.

Thomas Haden Church, actor

To fake it is to stand guard over emptiness.

Arthur Herzog, novelist

And besides, I'm so in Dutch with my neighbors here that I thought that was better than getting them all upset with what might be a fake bomb scare where they'd have to clear out the whole neighborhood.

Ernst Zundel, activist

It's kind of beating a dead horse if you're talking about going out and saying wrestling's fake, or this or that. People don't want to hear that. They want to hear, they wanted to find an inside story.

Owen Hart, entertainer

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't.

Lenny Bruce, comedian

I use fake tan myself with a self tanning spray.

Lisa Snowdon, model

I mean, the people who run Guantanamo, the military, pretty much dismiss complaints by the detainees because they say that they're all created as part of a political process to sort of fake complaints and get public support.

Jane Mayer, journalist

Well, you know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it.

Cesar Romero, actor

One of the great things about being recognized is that you receive this feedback from people. It is easy to see how sincere people are. It's nothing fake or jive. They're giving sincere appreciation. And it's not that easy to express.

John Astin, actor

I never want to fake it. That's my whole thing.

Peabo Bryson, musician

I'm only 24 so I like to think I'm still close enough to 17 to still remember what it was like. Besides, I could just fake it and get away with it... it's not like there are any teenagers that still read comics.

Robert Kirkman, writer

You can't pretend to be a Sharon Stone or a Marilyn Monroe. You really can't fake that.

Claire Bloom, actress

You have to also provide a video for it, look a certain way and big hair... If you're a woman it's even more strange with fake fingernails and corsets and all this stuff that was big in the 80s.

Ann Wilson, musician

The rarest of all things in American life is charm. We spend billions every year manufacturing fake charm that goes under the heading of public relations. Without it, America would be grim indeed.

Anita Loos, writer

Well, you know, I have always had an issue with the whole weight thing with people in general because I happen to love how big women look. I mean, it's all a perspective. It's all an opinion, and I think sort of the Rubenesque, voluptuous body is a lot sexier than the boney bag of bones with fake everything.

Debi Mazar, actress

You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.

George Burns, comedian

So many reality shows are scripted and create this fake drama, and it's a bunch of bull. We wanted to do something real and something wholesome and something that's focused on positive family values.

Bill Rancic, businessman

I wrote about people who liked fake fireplaces in their parlor, who thought a brass horse with a clock embedded in its flank was wonderful.

Betty Smith, novelist

You must be the person you have never had the courage to be. Gradually, you will discover that you are that person, but until you can see this clearly, you must pretend and invent.

Paulo Coelho, novelist

Fake relationships and fake people coming up to me and all of a sudden wanting to be my friend.

Jason Ritter, actor

So for me having that element of being able to be competitive wasn't a problem. I'm very competitive. I thought if I could skate first, acting would come second. I could say my lines and then go do what I was saying. You don't have to fake it, you're not really acting.

John Robinson,

Говоря́т, что кур доя́т.

Russian Proverbs,

I'll never try to put on a fake image. I'm just Zac.

Zac Efron, actor

When I first started the show, I was known as the 'cop nerd.' I was in the 9th Precinct in the East Village every day. I'd be at work wearing a fake bulletproof vest with foam in it, then I'd leave and put on a real one to ride around with these guys.

Jason Wiles, actor

It's my body. And I like my body. And I like my breasts. And no, they're not fake.

Lindsay Lohan, actress

I have a thing against reality shows. I think they are so fake. I think they are produced before they begin. I think people know where they're going, what they're going to say, what the situation is. These things just don't happen and you know that.

Regis Philbin, entertainer

I taught myself how to play the guitar, I taught myself how to play the drums, and I kind of fake doing both of them. But drumming comes more natural to me, and it just feels better.

Dave Grohl, musician

Some girls get swept up in the lifestyle - clubbing and partying with celebrities. You can't live your life like that, though. It's fake.

Gemma Ward, actress

One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real.

Klaus Kinski, actor

The hair is real - it's the head that's a fake.

Steve Allen, entertainer

The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

George Burns, comedian

You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal.

William S. Burroughs, writer

When I was 13 I had a fake Id that said that I was 19. I was getting in all the clubs.

Kurtis Blow, musician

You can't fake this music. You might be a great singer or a great musician but, in the need, that's got nothing to do with it. It's how you connect to the songs and to the history behind them.

Etta James, musician

Sugar Ray and talked about doing some articles together or writing a book together but dealing with Sugar Ray was a lot like fighting him. He would fake you in and then he'd drop you.

Dick Schaap, journalist

The eating of burning brimstone is an entirely fake performance.

Harry Houdini, entertainer

I'm foremost an actor. I feel embarrassed being compared to the guys who really work at it. I fake it, I make believe I know all about it, which is what you're supposed to do as an actor.

Lloyd Bridges, actor

You can fake your age or mask it, but the passion that moves the characters has to be real.

Victoria Abril, actress

I'm not a film star, I am an actress. Being a film star is such a false life, lived for fake values and for publicity.

Vivien Leigh, actress

Some of the kids in school used to call my father a fake or a phony. That kind of thing brought on a few fights.

Dwayne Johnson, actor

We can't have, like, willy-nilly proliferation of fake news. That's crazy. You can't have more types of fake news than real news. That's allowing public deception to go unchecked. That's crazy.

Elon Musk, entrepreneur

Because we're actors we can pretend and fake it, but I'd rather the intimate investment was authentic.

Keanu Reeves, actor

Jesus lived a life that was full of joy and contradictions and fights, you know? If they were to paint a picture of Jesus without contradictions, the gospels would be fake, but the contradictions are a sign of authenticity.

Paulo Coelho, novelist

Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in you.

Yolanda Hadid, model

All of us technology companies need to create some tools that help diminish the volume of fake news. We must try to squeeze this without stepping on freedom of speech and of the press, but we must also help the reader.

Tim Cook, businessman

I'm a fake intellectual.

Adam Brody, actor

If I didn't have fake nails, my fingers would be bloody stumps.

Nikki Cox, actress

You can't fake it when you're alone with God, you know.

Jim Bakker, celebrity

Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself. Being true to anyone else or anything else is not only impossible, but the mark of a fake messiah.

Richard Bach, writer

I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.

John Waters, director

Fake is as old as the Eden tree.

Orson Welles, actor

My fake Japanese was smooth enough to earn me the title of 'The Emperor of Pleasing Graciousness' in that country.

Wolfman Jack, entertainer

One thing I hate in movies is when the camera starts circling around the characters. I find that totally fake.

Takeshi Kitano, actor

Santa was a fake.

Stephen Lawrence, celebrity

Most important to any fake story is a plausible, realistic edge with a satirical twist that is topical.

Joey Skaggs, celebrity

It worried me when Britney snogged Madonna. It looked a bit fake. It screamed 'We're in this for the money.

Simon Le Bon, musician

It'll be nice not to have to use my fake IDs anymore.

Phil Mickelson, athlete

If it's something that reaches out and grabs me, I want to do it. I have a lot of trouble doing things that don't grab me. So, I'm not a very good actor in that way. I can't fake it.

Clancy Brown, actor

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