quote by Lewis Grizzard

The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.

— Lewis Grizzard

Simplistic father figure quotes that are about body figure

Figure quote Optimist is someone who figures that taking a step backward after a step forward

Optimist is someone who figures that taking a step backward after a step forward is not a disaster, it's more like a cha-cha.

I finally figured it out, I finally figured out how to find some peace and happiness. I sure would hate for the man upstairs to take me now. But at least I did figure it out.

If you can't figure out your purpose, figure out your passion.

For your passion will lead you right into your purpose.

Figure quote Sometimes, you just need a break. In a beautiful place. Alone. To figure everyth

Sometimes, you just need a break. In a beautiful place. Alone. To figure everything out.

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I do not want to be controlled by any superpower.

I myself consider myself the most powerful figure in the world, and that is why I do not let any superpower control me.

I don't see myself as extremely handsome. I just figure I can charm you into liking me.

Haters are just confused admirers because they can't figure out the reason why everyone loves you.

Figure quote Say YES and you'll figure it out afterwards.

Say YES and you'll figure it out afterwards.

If I hadn't been told I was garbage, I wouldn't have learned how to show people I'm talented. And if everyone had always laughed at my jokes, I wouldn't have figured out how to be so funny. If they hadn't told me I was ugly, I never would have searched for my beauty. And if they hadn't tried to break me down, I wouldn't know that I'm unbreakable.

Filling the conscious mind with ideal conceptions is a characteristic of Western theosophy, but not the confrontation with the Shadow and the world of darkness. One does not become enlightened by imagining figures of light, but by making the darkness conscious. The latter procedure, however, is disagreeable and therefore not popular.

I myself consider myself the most powerful figure in the world.

Figure quote Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and

Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.

Everytime I look at a zebra, I can't figure out whether it's black with white stripes or white with black stripes, and that frustrates me.

Think you figured it out, but you don't have a clue.

Think you on top of the world, but the world on top of you.

Everything has been figured out, except how to live.

Figure quote Say Yes and you'll figure it out afterwards.

Say Yes and you'll figure it out afterwards.

You've got to follow your passion. You've got to figure out what it is you love--who you really are. And have the courage to do that. I believe that the only courage anybody ever needs is the courage to follow your own dreams.

Being able to "go beyond the information" given to "figure things out" is one of the few untarnishable joys of life.

Our souls are not hungry for fame, comfort, wealth, or power.

Our souls are hungry for meaning, for the sense that we have figured out how to live so that our lives matter.

When others kid me about being bald, I simply tell them that the way I figure it, the good Lord only gave men so many hormones, and if others want to waste theirs on growing hair, that's up to them.

It has been observed that a pure democracy if it were practicable would be the most perfect government. Experience has proved that no position is more false than this. The ancient democracies in which the people themselves deliberated never possessed one good feature of government. Their very character was tyranny; their figure deformity.

I hate to see somebody get locked up, especially someone as talented as Lil Wayne. You know Wayne is a strong figure in the hip-hop marketplace, and for him to go away for 8 months, you know it's sad for hip-hop as a whole.

Music is always a healer. Music has never let me down. I know it’s my religion. There’s the idea that you can’t truly know happiness until you know sadness, so how can you heal yourself unless you’ve hurt yourself? I’m still figuring out who I am, but I know that I’m not who I was.

Don't tell me you're not beautiful. You're the kind of beautiful the blind would see if we could figure out some way to give them three seconds of sight.

I don't know why I always liked aerospace engineering.

I was in the 10th grade when I figured that's what I wanted to do.

A MAN WITH A CONVICTION is a hard man to change.

Tell him you disagree and he turns away. Show him facts or figures and he questions your sources. Appeal to logic and he fails to see your point.

Things base and vile, holding no quantity, Love can transpose to form and dignity. Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. Nor hath Love's mind of any judgment taste; Wings and no eyes figure unheedy haste.

Behind the debris of these self-styled, sullen supermen and imperial diplomatists, there stands the gigantic figure of one person, because of whom, by whom, in whom, and through whom alone mankind might still have hope. The person of Jesus Christ.

There's no diploma in the world that declares you as an artist—it's not like becoming a doctor. You can declare yourself an artist and then figure out how to be an artist.

To each there comes in their lifetime a special moment when they are figuratively tapped on the shoulder and offered the chance to do a very special thing, unique to them and fitted to their talents. What a tragedy if that moment finds them unprepared or unqualified for that which could have been their finest hour.

Figure skating - Figure skating is a sport in which individuals, duos, or groups perform on figure skates on ice. It was the first winter sport to be included in the Olympic

Stick figure - A stick figure is a very simple drawing of a person or animal, composed of a few lines, curves, and dots. In a stick figure, the head is represented by

Public figure - A public figure is a person, such as a politician, celebrity, social media personality, or business leader, who has a certain social position within a

Action figure - An action figure is a poseable character doll made most commonly of plastic, and often based upon characters from a film, comic book, military, video game

Figure of speech - A figure of speech or rhetorical figure is an intentional deviation from ordinary language, chosen to produce a rhetorical effect. Figures of speech are

Father figure - A father figure is usually an older man, normally one with power, authority, or strength, with whom one can identify on a deeply psychological level and

Noise figure - Noise figure (NF) and noise factor (F) are measures of degradation of the signal-to-noise ratio (SNR), caused by components in a signal chain. It is a

Figure 8 - Figure 8 may refer to: 8 (number), in Arabic numerals Figure 8 (album), a 2000 album by Elliott Smith "Figure of Eight" (song), a 1989 song by Paul McCartney

Stick Figure - Stick Figure is an American reggae and dub band founded in 2006 and based in Southern California. The group has released seven full-length albums and one

Your looks are laughable, unphotographable, yet you're my favorite work of art.

Is your figure less than Greek, is your mouth a little weak? When you open it to speak, are you smart?

Women have served all these centuries as looking glasses possessing the magic and delicious power of reflecting the figure of man at twice its natural size.

Damn it, if just 5% of people got motivated in some direction, and it doesn't necessarily have to be what I believe in, but if they just got motivated and stopped getting their political ideologies from the mainstream media, they would go out and figure out what they want.

I ain't no saint, but I've tried never to do anything that would hurt my family or offend God...I figure all any kid needs is hope and the feeling he or she belongs. If I could do or say anything that would give some kid that feeling, I would believe I had contributed something to the world.

If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it.

During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times.

I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at-bats a season. That means I played 7 years without ever hitting the ball.

Jazz is my adventure. I'm after new chords, new ways of syncopating, new figures, new runs. How to use notes differently. That's it. Just using notes differently.

I am a Jew, but I am enthralled by the luminous figure of the Nazarene….

No one can read the Gospels without feeling the actual presence of Jesus.

We are all going to fall short. We are going to have some bitter losses, very painful defeats and failures. We have to use those to come back even stronger. That's what makes it sweeter, when we can overcome those and figure out a way to win. The great teams can do that, and those are the gold medal winning teams.

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