The best time of love, is when one goes up the stairs. — Georges Clemenceau
Love is hard to find, but love is one of a kind. — Trey Songz
The sweetest joy, the wildest woe is love. — Pearl Bailey
The best romance is inside marriage; the finest love stories come after the wedding, not before. — Irving Stone
Of all things love is the most potent. — Maria Montessori
The most beautiful thing in the world is love. — Turkish Proverbs
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache. — Mae West
Funniest Love Image Quotes
Your mind will always believe everything you tell it. Feed it hope. Feed it truth. Feed it with love.
Humorous Love Quotes
Life is short. Kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly — Paulo Coelho
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. — Woody Allen
There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that. — Lewis Grizzard
The secret to living well and longer is: eat half, walk double, laugh triple and love without measure.
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. — Groucho Marx
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. — Albert Einstein
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. — Melanie Griffith
Everyone comes with baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
Haters are just confused admirers because they can't figure out the reason why everyone loves you. — Jeffree Star
It takes a moment to tell someone you love them, but it takes a lifetime to prove it. — Erich Fromm
Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. — Groucho Marx
Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there. — George Burns
Hilarious Love Quotes
My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there. — Carrie Fisher
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. — Chris Rock
I loved this smart, funny, big-hearted novel. As hilarious and wise as early Philip Roth, The Mathematician's Shiva will delight and move you. — Steven Strogatz
How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.
After a long day at work, I want someone to come home, turn on my video and think, "Oh my god, how girls get ready? This is hilarious, I love this, I'm forgetting about all my problems." — Lilly Singh
Do we have to know who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive? — Ellen DeGeneres
Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. — C. E. M. Joad
If I cut you off chances are you handed me the scissors.
Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down. — Woody Allen
I don't suffer from my insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I once worked with Emma Thompsons mother, Phyllida Law. I worked with her on a BBC drama, and she was hilarious. I loved her so much, and she was great to work with. — Thomas Brodie-Sangster
Super Funny Quotes
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. — Steven Wright
People naturally want to retweet and engage on super funny videos and memes. — Jake Paul
There's a fine line between masturbating while you look out a window, and masturbating while you're looking in a window. I'll give you a hint: one of 'em is super illegal. — Dave Attell
To love a person is to see all of their magic, and to remind them of it when they have forgotten.
Condoms should be marked in 3 sizes: jumbo, colossal and super colossal, so that men do not have to go in and ask for the small. — Barbara Seaman
I like someone who has a super gentle spirit and energy. I’m really gentle, and so I like a boy who will treat me that way. — Megan Fox
It's funny, but when there are dominant teams, there are a number of people who rail about the fact that they're always seeing the Dallas Cowboys or the San Francisco 49ers or the Green Bay either in the playoffs or in the Super Bowl. — Al Michaels
Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are magic.
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. — Bill Watterson
I think it's always funny when somebody thinks you're going to do something super sexy and then you don't. — Olivia Munn
If you're OK with being clumsy, it's funny. But if you are super embarrassed, people are going to laugh at you. — Leo Howard
If the Super Bowl is really the ultimate game, why do they play it again next year? — Duane Thomas
This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother. — Ted Walsh
It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame. — Oscar Wilde
You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories. — Melanie Clark Pullen
Homer no function beer well without. — Matt Groening
Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing. — Natasha Leggero
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming. — Matt Groening
The funniest people are the saddest once — Confucius
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV! — Matt Groening
Love is like war; easy to begin, hard to end. — Ann Brashares
You can't make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in — Caleb Followill
You call it madness, but I call it love. — Don Byas
You can't put a price tag on preparation for a pandemic. — Richard E. Besser
My best friend growing up really put the bug in my ear about acting. We created this one hour-and-a-half improv play when we were 10 or 11 and performed it at the library. We just played off each other so well and had the best time doing it and the funniest part was, we wound up having packed houses, other people loved it too. — Katherine Moennig
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in. — Courteney Cox
Men really disgust me if they don't have a nice smile, nice lips and nice teeth...They have too many disgusting habits - like scratching themselves all the time. And it's really weird how guys think that passing gas is the funniest thing in the world. They love to do that thing in front of girls and laugh about it. — Jennifer Lopez
I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it? — Jean Illsley Clarke
I loved Married With Children. That was the job that against all odds - you know, when I first read the script, I thought, "No one will ever watch this, but I think this is so fun." So I was really happy to be involved in it. And we laughed every single day. It was the funniest 11 years. We really, really enjoyed it. — Katey Sagal
I'd love to do a film with Mariah. But it would have to be a comedy. She's the funniest woman in the world, she just cracks me up all the time. — Nick Cannon
I love 'Robot Chicken,' 'The Boondocks' and 'America's Funniest Home Videos.' Then there's this show called 'The First 48.' It's a documentary about killings where they try and find murderers. They interrogate people and they tell on each other - it's hilarious. — ASAP Rocky
My mother is from another time - the funniest person to her is Lucille Ball; that's what she loves. A lot of times she tells me she doesn't know what I'm talking about. I know if I wasn't her son and she was flipping through the TV and saw me, she would just keep going. — Steven Wright
Fred Savage,he's America's sweetheart, like I always say. One of the funniest, nicest, most decent... I love him like a brother. — Rob Lowe
I just love Kate. [Bieber], to me, is one of the funniest impressions because it's so all encompassing. It's like a total body and soul impression. But that's Kate. Every character she does is that way. — Paul Feig
Having this lovely person in my life. My daughter is the funniest person I know and I couldn't imagine my life without her. I think it also starts an amazing journey in a woman. You don't obsess about yourself in the way you used to, as the bulk of your time isn't spent on you. — Donna Air
We have to agree beforehand to divide the funniest lines between us. But Tina [Fey] is so brilliant that I just love every moment working with her and also just hanging out together as friends. — Amy Poehler
I love funny people. I met and became friends with some of the funniest people ever. Gilda Radner, bless her soul; Martin Short; Dave Thomas; Eugene Levy. — Paul Shaffer
My mum said to me once years ago, which really spurred me on, 'You're the funniest person I know'. I loved that. — Miranda Hart
I love animals. With animals you never know what you're getting. Everybody says don't mess with animals and little kids in movies but those are the funniest things because you can't be in control. I like to lose control as a director. — David Gordon Green
The kindest compliments I have ever heard are when cops tell me Training Day and Assault on Precinct 13 inspired them to become cops. The funniest compliments I have ever heard are when people tell me that 'I love your band Sugar Ray. — Ethan Hawke
I love Charlie, Billy Burke's character. Writing for him is so spectacular, he's so funny and wry and every scene he's in he just takes. There's a scene in 'Eclipse' where Bella tells him she's a virgin, and it's the funniest, most awkward scene I've ever seen on film. — Melissa Rosenberg
You can't do anything to be funny. That's cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time, you don't make the joke bigger than you. The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level. — John Krasinski
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