Surround yourself with people who make you happy. People who make you laugh, who help you when you’re in need. People who genuinely care. They are the ones worth keeping in your life. Everyone else is just passing through.— Karl Marx
Staggering Making People Laugh quotations
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
People believe those fairytales about falling in love at first sight at the bus, subway, or at the streets. But it doesn’t make sense how they’d laugh at the ones who fell in love at first sight through TV screens. Loving a celebrity IS a type of love. Love is fair to everyone.
I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.
An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
Do you, good people, believe that Adam and Eve were created in the Garden of Eden and that they were forbidden to eat from the tree of knowledge? I do. The church has always been afraid of that tree. It still is afraid of knowledge. Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas. So does whiskey. I believe in the brain of man.
He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
I like joy; I want to be joyous; I want to have fun on the set; I want to wear beautiful clothes and look pretty. I want to smile and I want to make people laugh. And that's all I want. I like it. I like being happy. I want to make others happy.
American people have the ability to laugh at themselves.
It is one of the things that makes this country the great country that it is.
As a teenager I went all Goth, but I wasn't mopey enough.
I would pretend to be, but I'd end up making people laugh.
When I was in third grade I taught myself ventriloquism.
.. What's hard is to learn to be an entertainer and make people laugh. I was a few years out of college before I felt I had enough material. Then in 1988 I moved to L.A. and started to do some shows at comedy clubs.
I love making people laugh. It's an addiction and it's probably dysfunctional, but I am addicted to it and there's no greater pleasure for me than sitting in a theater and feeling a lot of people losing control of themselves.
Once you learn how to make people laugh, then you get to choose exactly how you want to make them laugh.
Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.
I'm a goofy girl. I like to laugh and I like to make other people laugh.
If you want to know how to make people shun you and laugh at you behind your back and even despise you, here is the recipe: Never listen to anyone for long. Talk incessantly about yourself. If you have an idea while the other person is talking, don't wait for him or her to finish: bust right in and interrupt in the middle of a sentence.
When I made mistakes, people used to laugh.
I could have learnt better, but I've always liked to make people laugh.
I'm a real paradox. Because I'm a very serious person, and I take my work very seriously. But I wrap it up in a court jester and a clown and make people laugh and make them feel good about themselves.
Make them laugh, make them cry, and hack to laughter.
What do people go to the theatre for? An emotional exercise. I am a servant of the people. I have never forgotten that.
What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn't care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
I do consider myself a clown and a court jester, and I do love to make people laugh, whether they're laughing with me or at me.
I love people who make me laugh!
I want to make people laugh and I want to try to encourage world peace.
A tragedy is a tragedy, and at the bottom, all tragedies are stupid.
Give me a choice and I'll take A Midsummer Night's Dream over Hamlet every time. Any fool with steady hands and a working set of lungs can build up a house of cards and then blow it down, but it takes a genius to make people laugh.
I love a man with a great sense of humor and who is intelligent - a man who has a great smile. He has to make me laugh. I like a man who is very ambitious and driven and who has a good heart and makes me feel safe. I like a man who is very strong and independent and confident - that is very sexy - but at the same time, he's very kind to people.
Listen, acting is not surgery, it's entertainment.
You're doing something to hopefully move people, to make them laugh, to transport them. But actors are vulnerable, and the reason we're vulnerable is that we're always trying to recreate human behaviour.
I felt so much when I was fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, I felt everything.
I didn't understand [myself], I was so happy yet so angry and sad. That was the point when I realized that I needed to tell stories and make characters come alive and I needed to make people cry, and make people angry, and make people happy, and make them laugh.
Everybody's human-everybody makes mistakes.
If you laugh it off and keep going and try to give it your best the next time around, people respect that.
Part of the kick of making people laugh was doing something different.
We were a rare breed - spotting one of us was like pinning a space alien, or abdominal snowman. There were maybe a hundred stand-ups in the whole country when I was doing it.
The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh.
People make a lot of jokes about the empty nest.
Let me tell you, it is no laughing matter. It is really hard.
Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense.
And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings.
I've always tried to be funny, or stupid, or whatever.
I love making people laugh and I think it comes quite naturally to me.