Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer. — Norm MacDonald
Everything will be okay in the end. If it`s not okay, than there is always beer — Granger Smith
Money can't buy happiness—but it can buy beer. — Gary Reilly
The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer. — Egyptian Proverbs
Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. — Henry Lawson
Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer. — Tom Robbins
Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them. — Queen Victoria
On victory, you deserve beer. On defeat, you need it. — Napoleon Bonaparte
In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here. — Frank Yankovic
Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer. — Tom T. Hall
Short Cold Beer Quotes
Warm evenings, pale mornings, bottle of blues — Gram Parsons
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. — W. C. Fields
They who drink beer will think beer. — Washington Irving
I'm a meat girl and I just love having a beer. — Jill Goodacre
Cerevisiam Bibat! (drink beer for health) — Hildegard of Bingen
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C. — W. C. Fields
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can! — Leo Durocher
I love to have a beer with Duncan "Cause Duncan"s me mate — Slim Dusty
Champagne offers a minimum of alcohol and a maximum of companionship. — David Niven
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. — Arnold Schwarzenegger
Cold Beer Image Quotes
Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything.
Cold Drink Quotes
I love drinking now and then. It defecates the standing pool of thought. A man perpetually in the paroxysm and fears of inebriety is like a half-drowned stupid wretch condemned to labor unceasingly in water; but a now-and-then tribute to Bacchus is like the cold bath, bracing and invigorating. — Robert Burns
Let me be the first to tell you, drinking alcohol is the worst thing to do in cold weather. Hot soup is the best because the process of digesting food helps to warm you up. — Morgan Freeman
If you are cold, tea will warm you; if you are too heated, it will cool you; If you are depressed, it will cheer you; If you are excited, it will calm you. — William E. Gladstone
Football, beer, and above all gambling, filled up the horizon of their minds. To keep them in control was not difficult.
If you have a glass full of liquid you can discourse forever on its qualities, discuss whether it is cold, warm, whether it is really and truly composed of H-2-O, or even mineral water, or saki. Meditation is Drinking it! — Taisen Deshimaru
Vegetarians have wicked, shifty eyes, and laugh in a cold calculating manner. They pinch little children, steal stamps, drink water, favor beards. — J. B. Morton
The best way to garden is to put on a wide-brimmed straw hat and some old clothes. And with a hoe in one hand and a cold drink in the other, tell somebody else where to dig. — Texas Bix Bender
Beer, It's the best damn drink in the world.
If you want to see Chris Jericho drink a beer with Stone Cold Steve Austin, give me a doo-a dee-dee-dam, dee-dee-doo. — Chris Jericho
Selflessness is like waiting in a hospital
In a badly-fitting suit on a cold wet morning.
Selfishness is like listening to good jazz
With drinks for further orders and a huge fire. — Philip Larkin
Those who practice know whether realization is attained or not, just as those who drink water know whether it is hot or cold — Dogen
Drunkenness was in good repute in England till "Bloody Mary" frowned upon it; it remained popular in Germany. The French drank more stably, not being quite so cold. — Will Durant
Drinking Beer Quotes
Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer! — Martin Luther
Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live. — Socrates
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. — Wilhelm II
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. — Albert Einstein
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. — Louis Pasteur
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. — George Carlin
“He shed a lake of blood and murdered a king for a cold, lonely throne.”
Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer, and the King does not believe that coffee-drinking soldiers can be relied upon to endure hardships in case of another war. — Frederick the Great
Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils. — Carrie Nation
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started. — Henny Youngman
I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach. — Rebecca Miller
Beer Quotes
The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about. — Dean Martin
A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there's more conversation. — William Blake
I'm not God but if I were God, ¾ of you would be girls, and the rest would be pizza and beer. — Axl Rose
I'll drink responsibly when there's a beer called "Responsibly"
I don't think I've ever stepped into a gym - they won't let me smoke there. I just thank God Miller Lite isn't as fattening as most beers. If I cut back on beer, though, I'd look anorexic. — John Daly
You will not be able to stay home, brother./You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out./You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip,/Skip out for beer during commercials,/Because the revolution will not be televised. — Gil Scott-Heron
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. — Kaiser Wilhelm
Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs. — Dwight D. Eisenhower
Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils. — Carry Nation
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth. — Bernie Mac
No man who drank or smoked could ever come nearer to me than the telephone. I'd say, I won't let you - you nicotine-soaked, beer-besmeared, whiskey-greased, red-eyed devil - talk to me face to face. — Carrie Nation
Great Beer Quotes
It is a great feeling to know that from a window I can go to books to cans of beer to past loves. And from these gather enough dream to sneak out a back door. — Gregory Corso
Rugby is great. The players don't wear helmets or padding; they just beat the living daylights out of each other and then go for a beer. I love that. — Joe Theismann
The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of the eyes. — Nicholas Culpeper
There are more old drunks than there are old doctors. — Willie Nelson
It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over wine. — Heraclitus
A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! — Matt Groening
It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame. — Oscar Wilde
I should like a great lake of ale, for the King of Kings. I should like the family of heaven to be drinking it through time eternal. — Brigit of Kildare
Light Beer Quotes
My first pastoral letter's gonna be a condemnation of light beer and instant mashed potatoes -- I hate those two things. — Timothy M. Dolan
You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light. — Jeff Foxworthy
Listening to someone who brews their own beer is like listening to a religious fanatic talk about the day he saw the light. — Ross Murray
I'd been doing some light-beer commercials for Budweiser and Coors, and I was doing stand-up comedy. I wanted to get into the acting world, and my agent sent me on audition and they liked it. — Kevin Nealon
A good prince will tax as lightly as possible those commodities which are used by the poorest members of society: grain, bread, beer, wine, clothing, and all other staples without which human life could not exist. — Desiderius Erasmus
In my experience, you run into trouble when you ask a group of beer-drinking men to perform any task more complex than remembering not to light the filter ends of cigarettes. — Dave Barry
Bud Light....the perfect beer for marketers about to lose their job. — Jeff Barrett
I'm sure it's nothing switching to a light beer won't cure. — Jennifer Rardin
Neither can embellishments of language be found without arrangement and expression of thoughts, nor can thoughts be made to shine without the light of language. — Marcus Tullius Cicero
Craft Beer Quotes
I recommend...bread, meat, vegetables, and beer. — Sophocles
We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old. — Martin Luther
Good films are not made by accident, nor is good photography. You can have good things happen, on occasion, by accident that can be applied at that moment in a film, but your craft isn't structured around such things, except in beer commercials. — Gordon Willis
Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop. — Winston Churchill
God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer. — Anne Sexton
For the second straight year, craft beer is the fastest growing segment of the U.S. alcoholic beverage industry. In 2005, craft beer experienced a 9 percent increase in volume, nearly triple that of the growth experienced in the wine and spirits industry. — Sherwood Boehlert
The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.' — Dave Barry
Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working. — Hal Foster
Leinenkugels makes better beer now that Miller bought them. It will license insecure people to like craft beers. — Michael Jackson
Beer has long been the prime lubricant in our social intercourse and the sacred throat-anointing fluid that accompanies the ritual of mateship. To sink a few cold ones with the blokes is both an escape and a confirmation of belonging. — Rennie Ellis
I think I get used to, even addicted to, the feelings associated with the end of a long training run. I love feeling empty, clean, worn out, starving, and sweat-purged. I love the good ache of muscles that have done me proud. I love the way a cold beer tastes later that afternoon. I love the way my body feels light and sinewy. — Kristin Armstrong
In my case, I thoroughly enjoy running 100-odd miles a week. If I didn't I wouldn't do it. Who can define happiness? To some, happiness is a warm puppy or a glass of cold beer. To me, happiness is running in the hills with my mates around me. — Ron Clarke
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming. — Matt Groening
Oh, this beer here is cold, cold and hop-bitter, no point coming up for air, gulp, till it's all--hahhhh. — Thomas Pynchon
''Just think, never to be glad or disappointed. Never to like anyone and get cross at him and forgive him. Never to sleep or feel cold, never to make a mistake and have a stomach-ache and be cured from it, never to have a birthday party, drink beer, and have a bad conscience... How terrible. — Tove Jansson
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. — Groucho Marx
I've never read anything about heroin where, yeah, it's a good experience, and you can do it for 20 years and enjoy it, like having a cold beer. It doesn't work that way with heroin. — Ace Frehley
Why we are here: To tremble at the terrible beauty of the stars, to shed a tear at the perfection of Beethoven's symphonies, and to crack a cold one now and then. — David Letterman
Out in the Pool certain other boats caught the eye... each carried a bright fire amidships, in a brazier, beside a man, two small barrels of beer, and a very large handbell. The men were purlmen, Grandfather Nat told me, selling hot beer in the cold mornings - to the men on the colliers, or on any other craft thereabout. — Arthur Morrison
Drinking really cold beer is like slapping yourself in the face with an ice pick. — Michael Jackson
Sometimes I wish I'd went through those good times stone cold sober so I could remember everything," he said, "but then again, if I had been sober the times probably wouldn't have been worth remembering. — F. Scott Fitzgerald
Hysterically funny, amazingly talented people. That's what I think of when I think of Canada. That, and cold beer. And mountains. — Richard Patrick
Back down a country road the girls are always hot and the beer is ice cold. — Jake Owen
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. — Dave Moulton
You're like a cold beer, darling, on a long hot summer night. — Rod Stewart
The food is excellent. The beer is cold. The sun nearly always shines. There is coffee on every corner. Life doesn’t get much better than this. — Bill Bryson
I would say, stay the hell away from the party scene. Anything you put in front of your goal, and especially something like that, whether it's too much gambling, too much food, too much cold beers on the weekend - anything that you put in front of the prize is going to end up getting in the way and hurting you in the end. — Brad Renfro
Different drinks have different metaphorical weight. Wine's heady, gin is poisonous, vodka's cold, and beer is plain boring. In real life, I'm a big fan of boxed white wine, much to the dismay of my more refined friends. — Cate Marvin
A broken heart, too much cold beer, ocean waves and a willing man were never a good combination, no matter what the country songs said. — Patti Callahan Henry
One thing with Montreal is it's so cold and everyone's so poor and beer's so cheap: if you go to a show you have to brave the weather to get there. So you show up and everyone's soaking wet - there's a sense of 'I trekked through three feet of snow to get here!' I think there's a kind of camaraderie that arises out of that, that's important to me as well. — Grimes
Barack Obama, you know has a lot of supporters here in America, but he's very popular internationally. It's quite interesting. This is a true story. It was in the paper. Barack Obama is so popular in the African town where his father was born, they've named a beer after him. That's true. Yeah. So next time you're in Africa, sit back, relax, and enjoy a tall, cold Barackelob Light. Good enough. Clearly not as popular a beer as it used to be. — Conan O'Brien
Hell's a dry heat too. It still sucks. Let me know if you pull anything. I'm gonna go get a cold beer and pour it down my pants. — Christa Faust
When dealing with complex transportation issues, the best thing to do is pull up with a cold beer and let somebody else figure it out. — Anthony Bourdain
The mathematician who after seeing Phedre asked: 'Qu'est que ca prouve?' was not such a fool as he has been generally made out. No one has ever been able to explain why the Doric temple of Paestum is more beautiful than a glass of cold beer except by bringing in considerations that have nothing to do with beauty. — W. Somerset Maugham
I'd give a hundred dollars for a cold beer. — Joe Dugan
They can have my beer when they pry it out of my cold, dead hand. — Ben Schwalb
I tell you, Mr. Okada, a cold beer at the end of the day is the best thing life has to offer. Some choosy people say that a too cold beer doesn't taste good, but I couldn't disagree more. The first beer should be so cold you can't even taste it. The second one should be a little less chilled, but I want that first one to be like ice. I want it to be so cold my temples throb with pain. This is my own personal preference of course. — Haruki Murakami
The people are immensely likable— cheerful, extrovert, quick-witted, and unfailingly obliging. Their cities are safe and clean and nearly always built on water. They have a society that is prosperous, well ordered, and instinctively egalitarian. The food is excellent. The beer is cold. The sun nearly always shines. There is coffee on every corner. Life doesn't get much better than this. — Bill Bryson
There is nothing in your budget for joy. No books, no flowers, no music, not even a cold beer. And there is nothing in your budget to give away to someone else. We don’t help people who don’t have better values than you do. — Robert Fulghum
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