Why drink and drive if I can smoke and fly? — Bob Marley
Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer! — Martin Luther
Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred. — Martin Luther King, Jr.
If soccer was an American soft drink, it would be Diet Pepsi — Lewis Grizzard
I drink to make other people more interesting. — Ernest Hemingway
Drink wine. This is life eternal. This is all that youth will give you. It is the season for wine, roses and drunken friends. Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life. — Omar Khayyam
The bible is a remarkable fountain: the more one draws and drinks of it, the more it stimulates thirst. — Martin Luther
Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
When I sell liquor, it's bootlegging. When my patrons serve it on a silver tray on Lakeshore Drive, it's hospitality. — Al Capone
My entire social life is spent in bars, so I don't see giving up drinking as a viable option. Could you see me saying, 'Tomato juice please?' — Lemmy Kilmister
Short Drinking Quotes
A kid once said to me "Do you get hangovers?" I said, "To get hangovers you have to stop drinking. — Lemmy Kilmister
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. — Dean Martin
it's a smile, it's a kiss, it's a sip of wine ... it's summertime! — Kenny Chesney
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall with a joint, drinking some eight-ball. — Ice Cube
What a fine weather today! Can’t choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself. — Anton Chekhov
Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die. — Carrie Fisher
In time and with water, everything changes. — Leonardo da Vinci
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. — Humphrey Bogart
There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne. — Bette Davis
I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor. — Dean Martin
Drinking Image Quotes
Buy me a drink, sing me a song; take me as I come, cause I can't stay long. — Tom Petty
Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. — Enrico Caruso
A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense. — Woody Allen
If it went on the ballot in Colorado,
I would vote to lower the drinking age. — Pete Coors
Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.
Cup Of Coffee Quotes
You were made by God and for God, and until you understand that, life will never make sense. — Rick Warren
I like cappuccino, actually. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. — David Lynch
Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? — Albert Camus
Trust me, You can dance.
A 41-inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get you more than a cup of coffee - a lot more. — Jayne Mansfield
My strength returns to me with my cup of coffee and the reading of the psalms. — Dorothy Day
If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning. — Mae West
Give a man a bottle of wine, he drinks for a day. Teach a man to make wine, he'll always have lots of friends
A cup of coffee commits one to 40 years of friendship. — Turkish Proverbs
Sometimes life is merely a matter of coffee and whatever intimacy a cup of coffee affords. — Richard Brautigan
Drinking 2-3 cups of coffee a day was linked with a longer lifespan and lower risk of cardiovascular disease compared with avoiding coffee. 27% lower all-cause mortality - ground coffee, 11% lower all-cause mortality - instant, 14% lower all-cause mortality - decaf. — Rhonda Patrick
If you are cold, tea will warm you; if you are too heated, it will cool you; If you are depressed, it will cheer you; If you are excited, it will calm you. — William E. Gladstone
Drinking Tea Quotes
If you want to see God, kill desires. Desires are in the mind. When you have a desire for something, don't act on it and it will go away. If you desire to drink this cup of tea, don't, and the desire for it will go away. — Neem Karoli Baba
Tough girls come from New York. Sweet girls, theyre from Georgia. But us Kentucky girls, we have fire and ice in our blood. We can ride horses, be a debutante, throw left hooks, and drink with the boys, all the while making sweet tea, darlin. And if we have an opinion, you know youre gonna hear it. — Ashley Judd
American-style iced tea is the perfect drink for a hot, sunny day. It's never really caught on in the UK, probably because the last time we had a hot, sunny day was back in 1957. — Tom Holt
Live in the sunshine. Swim the sea. Drink the wild air.
Disciples and devotees…what are most of them doing? Worshipping the teapot instead of drinking the tea! — Wei Wu Wei
Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea. Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it. — Winston Churchill
I fear it as little as to drink a cup of tea. — Ned Kelly
I drink to make other people more interesting
I would always drink iced teas and lemonades and sodas while filming. Now it's only water and coffee. — Joe Gatto
Worshiping the teapot instead of drinking the tea. — Wei Wu Wei
Writing is a job, a talent, but it's also the place to go in your head. It is the imaginary friend you drink your tea with in the afternoon. — Ann Patchett
Tea is nought but this: first you heat the water, then you make the tea. Then you drink it properly. That is all you need to know. — Sen no Rikyu
Coffee And Tea Quotes
Ecstasy is a glass full of tea and a piece of sugar in the mouth. — Alexander Pushkin
I'm good at loving books. I'm good at loving soft bed sheets. I'm good at loving coffees and teas. I am good at loving things that can't love me back, that don't have the power to leave. And maybe, that's why I love them. — Andrea Gibson
The centuries last passed have also given the taste important extension; the discovery of sugar, and its different preparations, of alcoholic liquors, of wine, ices, vanilla, tea and coffee, have given us flavors hitherto unknown. — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
In wine, there's truth.
Come along inside... We'll see if tea and buns can make the world a better place. — Kenneth Grahame
Persons drinking coffee, as a general rule, eat less, though coffee, and also tea, have little direct food value; but they retard the waste of the tissues, and so take the place of food. — Maria Parloa
Loneliness is black coffee and late-night television; solitude is herb tea and soft music. Solitude, quality solitude, is an assertion of self-worth, because only in the stillness can we hear the truth of our own unique voices. — Pearl Cleage
Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred.
My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody. — Wilkie Collins
Usually she ordered a cup of coffee and a cup of tea, as well as a brownie, propping up her sadness with chocolate and caffeine so that it became an anxiety. — Lorrie Moore
For tea, though ridiculed by those who are naturally coarse in their nervous sensibilities, or are become so from wine-drinking, and are not susceptible of influence from so refined a stimulant, will always be the favourite beverage of the intellectual. — Thomas De Quincey
There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea. — Gary Snyder
Coffee Cup Quotes
How much better is silence; the coffee cup, the table. How much better to sit by myself like the solitary sea-bird that opens its wings on the stake. Let me sit here for ever with bare things, this coffee cup, this knife, this fork, things in themselves, myself being myself. — Virginia Woolf
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. — Dave Barry
Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air.
I think the biggest misconception about me is people really don't know who I really am. They see the party side of me, they see the crazy side of me. But I also have a laid-back side. You know, I'm chill, down to earth. If you want to grab a cup of coffee and just talk about life, I can do that. — Nicole Polizzi
What is this demilitarized zone? Whatever it is, I like it! Gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of cappuccino. — Robin Williams
A very good drink they call Chaube that is almost as black as ink and very good in illness, especially of the stomach. This they drink in the morning early in the open places before everybody, without any fear or regard, out of clay or China cups, as hot as they can, sipping it a little at a time. — Leonhard Rauwolf
Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick
Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever. — David Letterman
No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils. — Henry Ward Beecher
The only time I’ll use a microwave is to warm up a cup of coffee I’ve left too long before drinking. — Mary Berry
If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup. — Norm Crosby
I Love Coffee Quotes
Anything worth having is hard to keep,
I love you like my coffee, so hot and so sweet.
So, let's stick it out so we never regret it,
I could forgive the past-but I never forget it. — Ghostface Killah
We went to Austria to train and it was so peaceful. And I love coffee and the coffee was great. — Alex Morgan
I love walking around and grabbing coffee and sitting in a park and people watching… I love Greenwich Village. — Joe Manganiello
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
I love coffee. I love a midday espresso on set, just for the energy. — Carrie Brownstein
I really am a smoothie person. I love making a morning smoothie and then will drink some coffee and will not eat at all before lunch. — Gwyneth Paltrow
Language and words for psychopaths are only word deep; there is no emotional colouring behind it. A psychopath can use a word like, ‘I love you’ but it means nothing more to him than if he said, ‘I’ll have a cup of coffee. — Robert D. Hare
Coffee keeps me busy until it is acceptable to drink wine
I love music. For me, music is morning coffee. It's mood medicine. It's pure magic. A good song is like a good meal-I just want to inhale it and then share a bite with someone else. — Hoda Kotb
I love going to coffee shops and just sitting and listening. — Julie Roberts
When I first started going to Portland, people told me about Stumptown. They were like 'Oh, it's the best coffee,'and I thought, 'How good could it really be?' I'm like, 'Sure, great, uh... I'd love to see it.' But then when I went, it truly, I am not kidding, is the best coffee I have ever had. — Fred Armisen
Nothing's going to keep me from making music. If I were in the want-ads in the back of the paper or playing to six people at a coffee shop, I'd still love to make music. — Dave Grohl
Good Coffee Quotes
TRUE WEALTH - Worriless sleeping, Clear conscience, Reciprocal gratitude, Absence of envy, Muscle strength, Frequent laughs, No meals alone, No gym classes, Good digestive functions, No meeting rooms, Periodic surprises, Foamy coffee, Crusty bread, Ability to nap, Access to a hammock — Nassim Nicholas Taleb
When I fast, I don't drink coffee—at least for the first five days. Sometimes, as a treat, on days 5-7 of those longer fasts, I'll drink a black coffee... Truthfully, I think I do it just to break up the boredom. A black coffee has never tasted so good as it does on day 5 of a water-only fast. — Peter Attia
Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemployment insurance and library cards, to absinthe and good-hearted landlords, to music and warm bodies and contraceptives... and to the "good life", whatever it is and wherever it happens to be. — Hunter S. Thompson
Investors who leave their cryptocurrency in the custody of an exchange are like people who invest in Starbucks even though they don't drink their coffee. They might make good technical money, but their actual understanding of use cases and value propositions is questionable. — Nick Szabo
Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better. — Justina Chen
Only one thing is certian about coffee.... Wherever it is grown, sold, brewed, and consumed, there will be lively controversy, strong opinions, and good conversation. — Mark Pendergrast
It was one of those mornings when a man could face the day only after warming himself with a mug of thick coffee beaded with steam, a good thick crust of bread, and a bowl of bean soup. — Richard Gehman
I like to do weird things in the shower, like drink my coffee, brush my teeth and drink a smoothie. It's good time management. — Michelle Williams
Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. — Anne Morrow Lindbergh
The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce. — Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.
Need Coffee Quotes
The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. — Reinhard Bonnke
You'll need coffee shops and sunsets and road trips. Airplanes and passports and new songs and old songs, but people more than anything else. You will need other people and you will need to be that other person to someone else, a living breathing screaming invitation to believe better things. — Jamie Tworkowski
Is it possible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee anymore in this country? What happened with coffee? Did I miss a meeting? They have every other flavor but coffee-flavored coffee. They have mochaccino, frappaccino, cappuccino, al pacino...Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup. — Denis Leary
It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. — Dave Barry
If brains were money, you'd need to take out a loan to buy a cup of coffee. — Shelley Long
Sometimes you need coffee, and sometimes you need a Bloody Mary. — Mike Dirnt
I sit in places like Costa Coffee in Banstead and write rubbish. I need a deadline. I think about the 44 tour dates and keep imagining standing in front of all these people. Then every day I write 15 jokes minimum. — Tim Vine
Uh oh, this guy needs coffee and croolers stat. — Mike Myers
I love going to the feed store and drinking coffee and talking about how much rain we need. — Thomas Haden Church
Black Coffee Quotes
Black coffee must be strong and very hot; if strong coffee does not agree with you, do not drink black coffee. And if you do not drink black coffee, do not drink any coffee at all. — Andre Simon
As a rule, I do not approve of messing around with coffee. No sugar, no milk, no chocolate, hazelnuts, cinnamon, no nothing.... Just drink it black, the way God does — Klay Thompson
My workday begins around 11 A.M., with a cup of black coffee in each hand. If I had more hands, there would be more coffee. — Aaron Levie
You know, just sometimes, in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that four hundredth glass of cornershop piss at 3am, you do sometimes look at yourself and think...This is fantastic. I'm in heaven. — Dylan Moran
Black coffee’s a lot like whiskey, you know? All devil and no trimmin’s. Always liked my sins pure and take it as it comes. — Jack Ketchum
I just want a hot cup of coffee,black,and I don’t want to hear about your troubles. — Charles Bukowski
Loneliness is black coffee and late-night television;
solitude is herb tea and soft music. — Pearl Cleage
What do you want?" "Just coffee. Black - like my soul. — Cassandra Clare
Sorry is the Kool-Aid of human emotions. It's what you say when you spill a cup of coffee or throw a gutter ball when you're bowling with the girls in the league. True sorrow is as rare as true love. — Stephen King
oh god it’s wonderful to get out of bed and drink too much coffee and smoke too many cigarettes and love you so much — Frank O'Hara
She drinks pints of coffee and writes little observations and ideas for stories with her best fountain pen on the linen-white pages of expensive notebooks. Sometimes, when it's going badly, she wonders if what she believes to be a love of the written word is really just a fetish for stationery. — David Nicholls
There is no greater love potion than regular coffee, brewed his own. When a man tries it, he was not going anywhere. — Sophia Loren
After sex, after coffee, after everything there is to be said --
The hovering and beautiful alphabet as we form our first words after making love.
And somehow I'm still alive. — Carole Maso
I love coffee in a cup, little fuzzy pups, bourbon in a glass, and grass. — Tom T. Hall
I love being home, reading the paper in the morning and having a cup of coffee, doing laundry, going grocery shopping and running daily errands. For me, it's important to have that balance in my life. — Tristan Prettyman
A handsome young guy is stretching his arms and waking up. He is just about to reach for his coffee and is now being wished good morning by me. Have a lovely day ahead. — John Styles
I look at the world and I see absurdity all around me. People do strange things constantly, to the point that, for the most part, we manage not to see it. That's why I love coffee shops and public places - I mean, they're all out there. — Sayings
I love coming home to Melbourne. The first thing I do is have a coffee. It's just so much better here than anywhere else. It's better than in Italy and I travel a lot. I crave it. — Curtis Stone
Coffee Quotes
As soon as I go into a Starbucks I take off my sunglasses. I want to be recognised and I want free coffee. — Gerard Way
And you became like coffee,
in the deliciousness,
and the bitterness,
and the addiction. — Mahmoud Darwish
Without my morning coffee I'm just like a dried up piece of roast goat. — Johann Sebastian Bach
The quintessential expression of coffee is espresso. — Ernesto Illy
I never laugh until I've had my coffee. — Clark Gable
The smell of coffee cooking was a reason for growing up, because children were never allowed to have it and nothing haunted the nostrils all the way out to the barn as did the aroma of boiling coffee. — Edna Lewis
Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer, and the King does not believe that coffee-drinking soldiers can be relied upon to endure hardships in case of another war. — Frederick the Great
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. — W. C. Fields
Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at. — Jackie Gleason
Come, gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness. — William Shakespeare
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. — W. C. Fields
Work is the curse of the drinking classes. — Oscar Wilde
I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer. — Johnny Damon
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world. — Ed Mcmahon
By polluting clear water with slime you will never find good drinking water. — Aeschylus
I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull. — Paris Hilton
You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are. — Adolphus Busch
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on. — Oscar Levant
Everybody thinks I drink beer but I actually like cider! — Prince William
All the doctors who wanted to forbid me to smoke and to drink are dead. — Jean Sibelius
Alcohol is for drinking, gas is for cleaning parts, and nitro is for racing! — Don Garlits
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C. — W. C. Fields
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