I don't know who needs to hear this, but your toothpaste shouldn't foam. — Mark Burhenne
Antibacterial toothpaste disrupts the balance of bacteria in the mouth, leading to an imbalance and overgrowth of bacteria that can cause disease and other oral health issues. — Mark Burhenne
I see so many people buy only non-toxic beauty products and yet think nothing of using sparkly blue toothpaste and antibacterial mouthwash every day. — Mark Burhenne
I live like a monk: with one toothbrush, one cake of soap, and a pot of cream. — Greta Garbo
Hydroxyapatite has a chrome plating effect on teeth, making the tooth surface smoother than fluoride does, thus light reflects back making the tooth look whiter and brighter. — Mark Burhenne
Yesterday's toxic waste is today's wonder supplement for kids cavities. — Mark Burhenne
Just like cosmetic surgery, teeth whitening is a personal choice. Your dentist shouldn't be the one to bring it up—it should be YOU who brings it up and drives the treatment. — Mark Burhenne
Replacing your toothbrush once a month can literally save your teeth. Never underestimate the damage that worn-out bristles can do. — Mark Burhenne
I only use a camera like I use a toothbrush. It does the job. — Don McCullin
Bryl-cream, a little dab will do you. — Jimmy Buffett
To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. — George Bernard Shaw
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. — Dorothy Parker
Love and toothache have many cures, but none infallible, except possession and dispossession. — Benjamin Franklin
Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. — Bill Vaughan
We recommend calcium-rich foods like yogurt for strong teeth but the problem is that most yogurts have tons of added sugar—especially the ones marketed to children. — Mark Burhenne
Short Toothpaste Quotes
Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back. — Earl Wilson
There is always a little more toothpaste in the tube. Think about it. — Bill Bryson
Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. — H. R. Haldeman
For most celebrities, the biggest meal of the day is toothpaste (they use reduced-fat Crest). — Dave Barry
No gunfire, famine, or flies. Just lots of toothpaste, gardening and people stuff. — Mark Z. Danielewski
I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control. — Mitch Hedberg
I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food. — Will Ferrell
Most entertainment is trying to get you. It's tested, like toothpaste. — Albert Brooks
Inflation is like toothpaste. Once it's out, you can hardly get it back in again. — Karl Otto Pohl
Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in! — H.R. Haldeman
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. — Mark Twain
It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month. — Lewis Grizzard
Never, never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way. — Martin Luther King
Give me the patience for the small things of life, courage for the great trials of life. Help me to do my best each day and then go to sleep knowing God is awake. — Voltaire
Illnesses do not come upon us out of the blue. They are developed from small daily sins against Nature. When enough sins have accumulated, illnesses will suddenly appear. — Hippocrates
I don't do great things. I do small things with great love. — Mother Teresa
It does not matter how small you are if you have faith and a plan of action. — Fidel Castro
Toothbrush Quotes
Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months. — Clifford Stoll
PHP is about as exciting as your toothbrush. You use it every day, it does the job, it is a simple tool, so what? Who would want to read about toothbrushes? — Rasmus Lerdorf
For the love of God, does anybody got a toothbrush? — Triple H
I have a toothbrush, my toothbrush is sexy — Mike Shinoda
I have a bag with a toothbrush and toothpaste and all the things I might need during the day. I call the bag my trailer. Sometimes you don't have a trailer, so that's my trailer. — Laura Linney
I'm a very good packer, but I probably take too much in the way of toiletries. You only really need a toothbrush, as most places you go to have a bar of soap and some shampoo. — Laurence Fox
Standards are like toothbrushes. Everybody wants one but nobody wants to use anybody else’s. — Connie Morella
I personally like being unique. I like being my own person with my own style and my own opinions and my own toothbrush. — Ellen DeGeneres
I brush my teeth with a Sonicare toothbrush before every show. — David Copperfield
Give yourself permission to get the most out of your life. If you're spending all your time scrubbing corners with a toothbrush, you're kind of missing the point. Taking shortcuts doesn't mean shortcutting the end result. — Sandra Lee
Tooth Quotes
Every miserable fool who has nothing at all of which he can be proud, adopts as a last resource pride in the nation to which he belongs; he is ready and happy to defend all its faults and follies tooth and nail, thus reimbursing himself for his own inferiority. — Arthur Schopenhauer
How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I've got a cousin who is 18... Yeah, still believes in gay marriage. — Bo Burnham
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I knocked out so many teeth the tooth fairy went bankrupt — Big L
There's nothing better than cake but more cake. — Harry S. Truman
The Parthenon without the marbles is like a smile with a tooth missing. — Neil Kinnock
The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. — J. H. Oldham
I would never be the first to bring up whitening, because just by bringing it up, you're shaming the patient a little bit. You're talking about their self-image. As long as there's no structural defect in the tooth, I would never bring up whitening. — Mark Burhenne
While I do not have a sweet tooth, I am a fan of the dark chocolate ice cream at Baskin Robbins. — Gad Saad
Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. The frequent attempt to conceal mental pain increases the burden: it is easier to say “My tooth is aching” than to say “My heart is broken. — C. S. Lewis
I have a sweet tooth for song and music. This is my Polish sin. — Pope John Paul II
Dental Floss Quotes
I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner? — Frank Zappa
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. — Rodney Dangerfield
Of course I'm funky like fat people having intercourse.
Basically, the funk is stuck in your teeth...so get the dental floss. — Redman
Trying to figure out God is like trying to catch a fish in the Pacific Ocean with an inch of dental floss. — Matt Chandler
We are all a mess of contradictions; some of our traits work for us, some against us. — Lisa Lutz
But the most valuable lesson he taught me was this: Every day we get older, and some of us get wiser, but there's no end to our evolution. We are all a mess of contradictions; some of our traits work for us, some against us. — Lisa Lutz
Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon. — Frank Zappa
Would I rather be dental floss or a toothbrush? is that a question? Um, I would actually rather be floss, I think, if I was using me. Because I don't really floss enough. — Rachel McAdams
No wonder he has such nice teeth. They probably pay him in dental floss. — Janette Rallison
YOU COULD LOCK the Gasman in a padded cell with some dental floss and a bowl of Jell-O, and he'd find a way to make something to explode. — James Patterson
Toothache Quotes
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache. — Mae West
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental. — Ogden Nash
I have a toothache today. I never seem to be able to rise above a toothache. It makes me want to howl, break things, pull noses, tweak ears, screech. — John Colton
If only this toothache would go away, I could write another chapter on the problem of pain. — C. S. Lewis
A man's free will cannot cure him even of the toothache, or a sore finger; and yet he madly thinks it is in its power to cure his soul. — Augustus Toplady
The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty-stricken man makes the same mistake about the rich man. — George Bernard Shaw
When you have a toothache, you think that not having a toothache will make you very happy. But when you don't have a toothache, often you are still not happy. If you practice awareness, you suddenly become very rich, very very happy. — Nhat Hanh
There are two things in life that a sage must preserve at every sacrifice, the coats of his stomach and the enamel of his teeth. Some evils admit of consolations, but there are no comforters for dyspepsia and the toothache. — Henry Bulwer, 1st Baron Dalling and Bulwer
Brushing Teeth Quotes
Brushing and flossing teeth may reduce systemic inflammation and the risk of Alzheimer's disease. — Peter Attia
People think God is a man. People think God has got ears, nose, teeth and he rises daily in the morning, brushes his teeth and washes his mouth. And he is an old man and he has a beard. All these things people think. But no, God is energy. God is perfect and pure energy. — Prem Rawat
I thought ‘hey, why not brush my teeth on the Cupola’ then I saw the Milky Way like I’ve never seen it before. — Tim Peake
Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist. — Jeaniene Frost
Look, when do the really interesting things happen? Not when you've brushed your teeth and put on your pyjamas and are cozy in bed. They happen when you are cold and uncomfortable and hungry and don't have a roof over your head for the night. — Ellen Potter
I don’t know who needs to hear this but you should be brushing your teeth BEFORE breakfast, not after. —
I like to do weird things in the shower, like drink my coffee, brush my teeth and drink a smoothie. It's good time management. — Michelle Williams
I'm so excited-I think today I'm going to brush all my teeth. — Woody Allen
I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them. — Rodney Dangerfield
Workouts are like brushing my teeth; I don't think about them, I just do them. The decision has already been made. — PattiSue Plumer
She would smile and show no surprise, convinced as she was, the same as I, that casual meetings are apt to be just the opposite, and that people who make dates are the same kind who need lines on their writing paper, or who always squeeze up from the bottom on a tube of toothpaste. — Julio Cortazar
The family. We are a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms. . . and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together. — Erma Bombeck
I know that my look is more "toothpaste model" as opposed to artsy, which sucks because I can play those roles. — Margot Robbie
Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste? — Harlan Ellison
Once you squeeze toothpaste out, you can't put it back into the tube. The same is true with our words. Once we say something hurtful, we can't take it back — LeBron James
Imagine a country that flies into space, launches Sputniks, creates such a defense system, and it can't resolve the problem of women's pantyhose. There's no toothpaste, no soap powder, not the basic necessities of life. It was incredible and humiliating to work in such a government. — Mikhail Gorbachev
One never knows enough about characters in real life to put them into novels. One gets started and then, suddenly, one can not remember what toothpaste they use; what are their views on interior decoration, and one is stuck utterly. No, major characters emerge; minor ones may be photographed. — Graham Greene
I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space. — Laura Kightlinger
[...] Technology has tended to devaluate the traditional vision-inducing materials. The illumination of a city, for example, was once a rare event, reserved for victories and national holidays, for the canonization of saints and the crowning of kings. Now it occurs nightly and celebrates the virtues of gin, cigarettes and toothpaste. — Aldous Huxley
Americans think the only funny Brits are John Cleese, Benny Hill and whoever makes our toothpaste. They're not laughing with us, they are laughing at us. — A. A. Gill
I tell you what I envy about people in love - I'd love it if someone knew me I mean really knew me. What I like what I'm afraid of what kind of toothpaste I use." - Rose Morgan — Barbra Streisand
There is a false moral imperative that seems to be all-around us that treatment of depression, the medications and so on, are an artifice, and that it's not natural. And I think that's very misguided. It would be natural for people's teeth to fall out, but there is nobody militating against toothpaste, at least not in my circles. — Andrew Solomon
I've learned that it doesn't matter how your husband squeezes the toothpaste, the important thing is how he squeezes you. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
I've always loved words. I ate up all the books I could get my hands on, and when I couldn't get books, I read candy wrappers and labels on cereal and toothpaste boxes. — Judy Holliday
Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath. — Dave Barry
One of the great natural phenomena is the way in which a tube of toothpaste suddenly empties itself when it hears that you are planning a trip, so that when you come to pack it is just a twisted shell of its former self, with not even a cubic millimeter left to be squeezed out. — Robert Benchley
The public hardly suspects that their purchase of cosmetics, pet food, toothpaste, eggs and other common items have, in all likelihood, caused some form of animal suffering. — Marianne Thieme
I don't go looking for somewhere to spend my money. You can step on a tube of toothpaste for a week, if you have to. I spend what I need to and give it away. — T. Boone Pickens
You may think that's funny Osama but you never can squeeze every last bit of pride out of a human being. It's like a tube of toothpaste. You can twist it and you can crush it but there's always a tiny bit left isn't there? — Chris Cleave
It is important to bear in mind that political campaigns are designed by the same people who sell toothpaste and cars. — Noam Chomsky
I've got a grocery bill at the end of every month.Our toothpaste, our orange juice, that all gets paid. But I - it is true that I don't carry my wallet that often. — Barack Obama
So while you're getting ripped apart head to toe as you fall into a black hole, you will also extrude through the fabric of space and time, like toothpaste squeezed through a tube. To all the words in the English language that describe ways to die (e.g., homicide, suicide, electrocution, suffocation, starvation) we add the term spaghettification. — Neil deGrasse Tyson
Can't nobody [mess] with me. I'm like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I'm definitely proven to be effective. — Shaquille O'Neal
Some things just aren't meant to go together. Things like oil and water. Orange juice and toothpaste. — Jim Butcher
There used to be a thing or a commodity we put great store by. It was called the People. Find out where the People have gone. I don't mean the square-eyed toothpaste-and-hair-dye people or the new-car-or-bust people, or the success-and-coronary people. Maybe they never existed, but if there ever were the People, that's the commodity the Declaration was talking about, and Mr. Lincoln. — John Steinbeck
The reading public is intellectually adolescent at best, and it is obvious that what is called significant literature will only be sold to this public by exactly the same methods as are used to sell it toothpaste, cathartics and automobiles. — Raymond Chandler
You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube. — H. R. Haldeman
If you can sell green toothpaste in this country, you can sell opera. — Sarah Caldwell
You know, it's trying to put toothpaste back in the tube. Not only are there a lot of outsiders intervening but this also involves a vicious internal war. There are many who believe the Alawites will fight to the death because they believe that, should they lose power, the majority would take, would show no compassion for them. They ruled that country for a long time, ruthlessly. It is a vicious civil war that makes one want to cry every day. — John Kasich
I thought I started acting at 5 or 6, it was really when they were interviewing real families for a toothpaste commercial. They interviewed our family. — Mara Wilson
I don't mind being recognized, it's just that I have a bit of social anxiety, and this situation has increased it. The idea of having to be 'on' and social at random times can be difficult. I'll be out in the morning, someone comes and takes a picture, and then I discover I have toothpaste on my face. — Simon Helberg
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