111 Breakfast Cereal Quotes

Following is our list of breakfast cereal quotations and slogans full of insightful wisdom and perspective about breakfast food.

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Famous Breakfast Cereal Quotes

The Breakfast of Champions isn't cereal, it's the competition! — David Lee Roth

I don't eat cereal actually... Frosted Flakes... that's as close as I can get. — Johnny Thunders

Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners! — Roald Dahl

I'm not a breakfast eater. — Sean Penn

Sure I eat what I advertise. Sure I eat Wheaties for breakfast. A good bowl of Wheaties with bourbon can't be beat. — Dizzy Dean

For me, having greek yogurt and some granola is the perfect start-up breakfast because it has many benefits. Its filling, healthy and gives me energy to start my day. — Sayings

Stay crunchy, even in milk. - Joss Whedon

Stay crunchy, even in milk. — Joss Whedon

Breakfast is a notoriously difficult meal to serve with a flourish. — Clement Freud

I like to eat yogurt in the morning. It's easy and quick and available anywhere. — Maud Welzen

Almond milk + cinnamon crunch = major key to success. - DJ Khaled

Almond milk + cinnamon crunch = major key to success. — DJ Khaled

Bagel in the morning is the ultimate breakfast for me; they're just good. — Lee DeWyze

Breakfast is everything. The beginning, the first thing. It is the mouthful that is the commitment to a new day, a continuing life. — A. A. Gill

Breakfast without orange juice is like a day without sunshine. — Anita Bryant

Breakfast was only worth having when somebody else made it for you. — Caroline B. Cooney

Hamburgers! The corner-stone of any nutritious breakfast. — Quentin Tarantino

Short Breakfast Cereal Quotes

  • I eat death threats for breakfast! — Miriam Defensor Santiago
  • You don`t get mood swings from eating cornflakes — O. J. Simpson
  • My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. — Arnold Schwarzenegger
  • What I don't like is breakfast in the morning. I have a double-espresso cappuccino, but no food. — Wolfgang Puck
  • Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. — Adelle Davis
  • All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. — John Gunther
  • I discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch. — Homer
  • I go to great pains to find the best yogurt and granola. — Ezra Koenig
  • Feedback is the breakfast of champions. — Ken Blanchard
  • Everybody's eating all my - brownies, granola, anything you eat cooked, I can find you raw. — Carol Alt

Breakfast Cereal Image Quotes

Breakfast cereal quote Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.

Cereal Quotes

Foreigners are sending messages to the planets. We are sending rice and cereals to our dead fore-father through the Brahmins. It is a wise deed? — Periyar E. V. Ramasamy

We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think. — Rod Serling

Children read to learn - even when they are reading fantasy, nonsense, light verse, comics or the copy on cereal packets, they are expanding their minds all the time, enlarging their vocabulary, making discoveries - it is all new to them. — Joan Aiken

Breakfast cereal quote If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they're pretty. It's like picking your breakfeast cereals based on color instead of taste. — John Green

I love the fact that, one time, my face was on the back of a cereal box - probably 3-CPO's - and it was a mask where you cut out the eye holes and put a string through the side. It makes me feel like I'm 11 years old all over again. — Mark Hamill

As long as we’ve got somewhere to sleep, a bowl of cereal, and a coloring book we’ll be fine. — Louis Tomlinson

Breakfast cereal quote Culture eats strategy for breakfast.
Culture eats strategy for breakfast.

President Obama can find time to meet with a YouTube personality who eats cereal out of a bathtub, but not the prime minister of our ally Israel? — Greta Van Susteren

I learned about stress management from my kids. Every night after work, I drink some chocolate milk, eat sugary cereal straight from the box, then run around the house in my underwear screaming like a monkey. — Randy Glasbergen

I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!' My mind was so warped by the idea of fame. — Bo Burnham

The idea that you can merchandise candidates for high office like breakfast cereal -- that you can gather votes like box tops -- is, I think, the ultimate indignity to the democratic process. — Adlai Stevenson

Breakfast Food Quotes

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. — W. C. Fields

I despair of the Republic! Such dreariness, such whining sallow women, such utter absence of the amenities, such crass food, crass manners, crass landscape!! What a horror it is for a whole nation to be developing without the sense of beauty, and eating bananas for breakfast. — Edith Wharton

One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast. - Robert A. Heinlein

One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast. — Robert A. Heinlein

Hell is other people at breakfast. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Hell is other people at breakfast. — Jean-Paul Sartre

Someone is putting brandy in your bonbons, Grand Marnier in your breakfast jam, Kahlua in your ice cream, Scotch in your mustard and Wild Turkey in your cake. — Marian Burros

I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I. — Claudette Colbert

Life... is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast. — Douglas Adams

He that but looketh on a plate of ham and eggs to lust after it hath already committed breakfast with it in his heart — C. S. Lewis

Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like grits, but with high self-esteem. — James Patterson

I've been on every diet in the world. I've been on Slim-Fast. For breakfast you have a shake. For lunch, you have a shake. For dinner, you kill anyone with food on their plate. — Rosie O'Donnell

Good Breakfast Quotes

It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young. — Konrad Lorenz

Hope makes a good breakfast. Eat plenty of it. - Ian Fleming

Hope makes a good breakfast. Eat plenty of it. — Ian Fleming

Everyone runs around trying to find a place where they still serve breakfast because eating breakfast, even if it's 5 o'clock in the afternoon, is a sign that the day has just begun and good things can still happen. Having lunch is like throwing in the towel. — Jonathan Goldstein

If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness. — Andy Rooney

Good morning! What we have in mind is breakfast in bed for four hundred thousand. — Wavy Gravy

Habits eat good intentions for breakfast. — John Ortberg

Good luck and believe me, dearest Doc - it's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. — Truman Capote

What good are fans? You can't eat applause for breakfast. You can't sleep with it. — Bob Dylan

I want to go to Africa and find a really great hotel with good food right above a water hole where I can sit, have breakfast, and just watch the elephants play in the water. — David Crosby

Learn how to cook a (effing) omelet. I mean, what nicer thing can you do for somebody than make them breakfast? You look good doing it, and it's a nice thing to do for somebody you just had sex with. — Anthony Bourdain

Eating Breakfast Quotes

Culture eats strategy for breakfast. — Peter Drucker

Expect problems and eat them for breakfast. - Alfred A. Montapert

Expect problems and eat them for breakfast. — Alfred A. Montapert

I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast. — George Burns

Brunch, for me, is an extended breakfast that should be enjoyed whenever you have time properly to engage in cooking and eating. — Yotam Ottolenghi

Some men like a dull life - they like the routine of eating breakfast, going to work, coming home, petting the dog, watching TV, kissing the kids, and going to bed. Stay clear of it - it's often catching. — Hedy Lamarr

As I was growing up, all meals, including breakfast, were family occasions, and you all sat down to eat together – and you had to finish everything as well. — Mary Berry

I want to be challenged I want to work and I want to feel that I am not being held back that there is something in front of me something more inspiring than just eating breakfast you know. — Sofia Vassilieva

Expect problems and eat them for breakfast. — Alfred Armand Montapert

It is more important to eat some carbohydrates at breakfast, because the brain needs fuel right away, and carbohydrate is the best source. — Andrew Weil

You could be a rebel, a profound thinker, and a rock and roll maniac and still eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and drink a nice cup of tea with your friends. — Pamela Des Barres

Morning Breakfast Quotes

When a woman didn't enjoy it, she leaves early in the morning. Those who had a nice time will wait until the sun comes out, requests breakfast and taxi money. — Julius Malema

It reminded him of his Uncle Seamus, the notorious and poetic drunk, who would sit down at the breakfast table the morning after a bender, drain a bottle of stout and say 'Ah, the chill of consciousness returns — Molly O'Neill

I don't mean I'd mind being rich and famous. That's very much on my schedule, and someday I'll try to get around to it; but if it happens, I'd like to have my ego tagging along. I want to still be me when I wake up one fine morning and have breakfast at Tiffany's. — Truman Capote

Numbers have dehumanized us. Over breakfast coffee we read of 40,000 American dead in Vietnam. Instead of vomiting, we reach for the toast. Our morning rush through crowded streets is not to cry murder but to hit that trough before somebody else gobbles our share. — Dalton Trumbo

Have you heard about the morning after pill, or what I like to call breakfast in bed. Well have you heard about how some of the girls who have taken have died a few days later? Talk about two birds, looks like I will be going to the game this weekend boys. — Daniel Tosh

I want to get up in the morning and just roll over in my bed into an indoor swimming pool. And then swim to the breakfast table. — Jimi Hendrix

The morning we left South Bend, every student and professor was out of bed long before breakfast and marched downtown accompanying the team to the railroad station. It was the first time I'd seen anything like this mass hysteria generated on the Notre Dame campus over a football game. — Knute Rockne

I eat a huge breakfast every morning - it's what I look forward to. I'll do steel-cut oatmeal with blueberries and strawberries, an egg white scramble with mushrooms, zucchini, and onion, and a piece of cinnamon Ezekiel bread with almond butter. I could do that every single day. — Heather Mitts

One key to success is to have lunch at the time of day most people have breakfast. — Robert Breault

Cold morning on Aztec Peak Fire Lookout. First, build fire in old stove. Second, start coffee. Then, heat up last night's pork chops and spinach for breakfast. Why not? And why the hell not? — Edward Abbey

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More Breakfast Cereal Quotes

The idea that you can merchandise candidates for high office like breakfast cereal - that you can gather votes like box tops - is, I think, the ultimate indignity to the democratic process. — Adlai E. Stevenson

Right now, Im very healthy. I have no vices left. Except sugary breakfast cereal. And absinthe, of course. — Johnny Galecki

Listen, three eyes," he said, "don't you try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal. — Douglas Adams

I sometimes forget to have breakfast in the morning, but when I actually buy a box of cereal, I will probably eat it not only for breakfast but also as a snack later on. — Ryan Gosling

I ate two waffles, a banana and cereal with blueberries. And that whas between my two breakfasts. — Amy Poehler

I pore over every word on the cereal box at breakfast, often more than once. You can ask me anything about shredded wheat. — Chris Van Allsburg

Sometimes you actually get caught in the web of things where people are talking about... what kind of breakfast cereal you like. — Joshua Homme

Rhymes with push-koo; I always say it sounds like a breakfast cereal. — Eliza Dushku

Do we need to have 280 brands of breakfast cereal? No, probably not. But we have them for a reason - because some people like them. It's the same with baseball statistics. — Bill James

Breakfast cereals that come in the same colors as polyester leisure suits make oversleeping a virtue. — Fran Lebowitz

I love cereal. I eat several bowls a day, mostly a few late at night. — Paul Dano

I still battle with my deeply boring diet of, essentially, yogurt and breakfast cereal and granola bars. I hate dieting. I hate having to do it to be the 'right' size. I'm hungry all the time. I think I'm a slender person, but the industry apparently doesn't. All actresses are hungry all the time, I think. — Julianne Moore

To become a celebrity is to become a brand name. There is Ivory Soap, Rice Krispies, and Philip Roth. Ivory is the soap that floats; Rice Krispies the breakfast cereal that goes snap-crackle-pop; Philip Roth the Jew who masturbates with a piece of liver. — Philip Roth

Pay attention; don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box. — Jerry Seinfeld

That’s Narmer with the spoon,” I guessed. “Angry because the other bloke stole his breakfast cereal? — Rick Riordan

When I was little, I wasn't allowed to put sugar on my breakfast cereal because it made me so hyper. — Dan O'Brien

It was natural to see the struggle for dignity for black people in America as a sister struggle of the Jewish struggle. So growing up, it was always a part of my breakfast cereal to think of myself as someone who was part of a larger struggle. — Eugene Jarecki

I loved to read, and I think any child who loves to read will read anything, including the back of the cereal box, which I did every morning. — Judy Blume

You can't say your favorite kind of cake is birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal. — Aziz Ansari

A dozen swimming events have already been completed in the Olympic competition. I wonder where they got the name 'Speedo.' It doesn't sound like a bathing suit, it sounds like a breakfast cereal for meth addicts. — Craig Ferguson

Deprived of their newspapers or a novel, reading-addicts will fall back onto cookery books, on the literature which is wrapped around bottles of patent medicine, on those instructions for keeping the contents crisp which are printed on the outside of boxes of breakfast cereals. On anything. — Aldous Huxley

The idea that you can merchandise candidates for high office like breakfast cereal that you can gather votes like box tops is, I think, the ultimate indignity to the democratic process. — Adlai Stevenson

The breakfast of champions is not cereal, it's the opposition. — Nick Seitz

Really the topic of breakfast cereal is generally a very boring one. — Joshua Homme

Really, the moment you have any idea, the second thought that enters your mind after the original idea is, "What is this? Is it a book, is it a movie, is it a this, is it a that, is it a short story, is it a breakfast cereal?" Really, from that moment, your decision about what kind of thing it is then determines how it develops. — Douglas Adams

The days of my youth I remember as nearly always in need of explanation, and not as much fun as advertised in the promotions for board games and breakfast cereal. — Lewis H. Lapham

The breakfast food idea made its appearance in a little third-story room on the corner of 28th Street and Third Avenue, New York City....My cooking facilities were very limited, making it very difficult to prepare cereals. It often occurred to me that it should be possible to purchase cereals at groceries already cooked and ready to eat, and I considered different ways in which this might be done. — John Harvey Kellogg

Don't eat breakfast cereals that change the color of your milk. — Michael Pollan

It seems that every movie is a remake of something that was better when it was first released in a foreign language, as a 1960s TV show, or even as a comic book. Now you’ve got theme park rides as the source material of movies. The only things left are breakfast cereal mascots. In our lifetime, we will see Johnny Depp playing Captain Crunch. — Alan Moore

Girl, he wants to dip you in Frosted Flakes and have you for breakfast. That's his favorite cereal, by the way." I...had no words for that. — Gena Showalter

That was his mother. When she wasn't crying over the breakfast cereal, she was laughing about killing herself. — Nick Hornby

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