163 Chocolate Ice Cream Quotes

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Famous Chocolate Ice Cream Quotes

While I do not have a sweet tooth, I am a fan of the dark chocolate ice cream at Baskin Robbins. — Gad Saad

I love chocolate chip cookies - really anything with chocolate will do! - Laura Wilkinson

I love chocolate chip cookies - really anything with chocolate will do! — Laura Wilkinson

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry. — Ashleigh Brilliant

Ice-cream is exquisite - what a pity it isn't illegal. - Voltaire

Ice-cream is exquisite - what a pity it isn't illegal. — Voltaire

Enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate. — Thornton Wilder

Other things are just food. But chocolate's chocolate. — Patrick Skene Catling

Ice cream was my undoing, and six chocolate milk shakes in a row were nothing to me at one time. — Kate Smith

You take dark chocolate, you mix it with white milk, and it becomes a delicious drink. That is the chocolate I am talking about. — Ray Nagin

Chocolate is the first luxury. It has so many things wrapped up in it: Deliciusness in the moment, childhood memories, and that grin-inducing feeling of getting a reward for being good. — Mariska Hargitay

I love chocolate. I like milk and dark chocolate, but definitely not white. - Alicia Sacramone

I love chocolate. I like milk and dark chocolate, but definitely not white. — Alicia Sacramone

Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power...it is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits. — Justus von Liebig

My indulgences are Skittles and rum raisin ice cream. - Sanya Richards-Ross

My indulgences are Skittles and rum raisin ice cream. — Sanya Richards-Ross

Chocolate is the greatest gift to women ever created, next to the likes of Paul Newman and Gene Kelly. It's something that should be had on a daily basis. — Sandra Bullock

Limp Bizkit Ice Cream would taste like the sweetest pair of panties in the world. It would taste like sushi. Sushi or panties. — Fred Durst

Happiness is life served up with a scoop of acceptance, a topping of tolerance and sprinkles of hope, although chocolate sprinkles also work. — Robert Breault

Short Chocolate Ice Cream Quotes

  • Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. — Audrey Hepburn
  • Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words. — Rachel Vincent
  • Coffee and chocolate-the inventor of mocha should be sainted. — Cherise Sinclair
  • Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. — Milton S. Hershey
  • Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. — Lora Brody
  • I can't walk by chocolate without eating it. — Malin Akerman
  • All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. — Charles M. Schulz
  • I owe it all to little chocolate donuts. — John Belushi
  • I think the serving size of ice cream is when you hear the spoon hit the bottom of the container. — Brian Regan

Chocolate Ice Cream Image Quotes

Chocolate ice cream quote All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Ice Cream Quotes

When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg. — Snoop Dogg

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate. — Thornton Wilder

It's changed throughout the years, but at one time I was a really big bubble gum ice cream fan. I'd spit the bubble gum pieces in a cup and then collect them. — Timothy Olyphant

The only thing that ultimately matters is to eat an ice-cream cone, play a slide trombone, plant a small tree, good God, now you're free. — Ray Manzarek

If you want to teach your kids about taxes, eat 38% of their ice cream. — Jordan Belfort

On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon That night he had a stomach ache. — Eric Carle

If you are metabolically healthy, you should be able to handle anything - fasting, keto periods, or even an ice cream binge! — Tommy Wood

I never felt that getting angry would do you any good other than hurt your own digestion- keep you from eating, which I liked to do. — Septima Poinsette Clark

Am I eating chicken or tuna? - Jessica Simpson

Am I eating chicken or tuna? — Jessica Simpson

Without weird people in this world, life is gonna be like vanilla ice cream without sprinkles. — Ryan Higa

Vanilla Ice Cream Quotes

Life would be vanilla ice cream without 31 flavors of individuality. — Heather King

But I'd like the pie heated and I don't want the ice cream on top I want it on the side and I'd like strawberry instead of vanilla if you have it if not then no ice cream just whipped cream but only if it's real if it's out of a can then nothing. — Meg Ryan

I cannot keep myself away from ice cream. I have two flavors that are my favorite: chocolate chip cookie dough and vanilla swiss almond. I can eat a whole pint of ice cream in one sitting, no problem! — Brandi Chastain

Among the cognoscenti, though, it is not just about elaborate new flavors. I always consider the main test of ice cream to be the simple ice creams, especially vanilla. One should have fun when one eats, but it should also be seriously good. — Jeffrey Steingarten

Love ice cream. I let myself have that about once a week. Vanilla. — Tim Tebow

My secret indulgent food is dessert. I have an incredible sweet tooth - chocolate pudding with vanilla ice-cream or trifle and pavlova. I do love dessert. — Deborra-Lee Furness

Having day dreams, tonguing you down with, uh, vanilla ice cream. Kissing on your thigh in the moon light, searching your body with my tongue girl all night. — LL Cool J

The Australian form of self-respect, however rough-and-ready, heart-of-gold, come-and-take-pot-luck-with-us, and matily extrovert it is, essentially, genteel, ingrowing, self-pitying, vanilla-ice-cream hearted, its central fear a fear of intellect. — Hal Porter

You can tell by the applause: There's perfunctory applause, there's light applause, and then there's real applause. When it's right, applause sounds like vanilla ice cream with chocolate sauce. — Skitch Henderson

Number of empty Ben & Jerry's containers: 3 - two mint chocolate cookie, one plain vanilla. (Who buys plain vanilla ice cream from Ben & Jerry's, anyway? Is there a greater waste?) — Ally Carter

Ice-cream Quotes

You are an inmate who is not locked up if your eating ice cream with a fork. — Theo Von

I just want one day off when I can go swimming and eat ice cream and look at rainbows. — Mariah Carey

No woman wants an abortion as she wants an ice cream cone or a Porsche. She wants an abortion as an animal caught in a trap wants to gnaw off its own leg. — Frederica Mathewes-Green

If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Seriously. Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream. — Frank Ocean

I am not a nurse escorting six lunatics to the ice cream parlor. - Susanna Kaysen

I am not a nurse escorting six lunatics to the ice cream parlor. — Susanna Kaysen

When you use defense mechanisms like 'Everything in moderation,' 'You only live once,' and the like, you disguise the fact that over years and decades, those little ice cream outings can add up literally to hundreds of pounds of ingested substances that are toxic to your body. — Mark Sisson

The sun would come up over the ocean, and we'd be eating scrambled eggs before we shot some stuff. It was a vacation in the sense that it was the best working conditions. — Marguerite Moreau

How do you say no when a little kid is asking you for ice cream? I know I can't say no to it myself. — Jimmie Johnson

When I was a child and the snow fell, my mother always rushed to the kitchen and made snow ice cream and divinity fudge-egg whites, sugar and pecans, mostly. It was a lark then and I always associate divinity fudge with snowstorms. — Eudora Welty

We should tell our kids to just have fun, participate and not get bent on winning or losing. But every coach, when they say that, they say it tongue in cheek, 'Don't worry about winning': If you win I'll get you ice cream, but if you lose I'm going to pout in the car. — Bode Miller

Eating Ice Cream Quotes

Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream — Mike Birbiglia

For a thorough use of ice cream cones, buy two; eat one and drop the other. — Claes Oldenburg

Watching other teams in the World Series is like watching somebody else eat a Hot Fudge Sundae. — Joe Torre

Honestly, I just go to restaurants to eat so I won't die. If there was a pill I could take in January and then I wouldn't have to eat again for the rest of the year, I would take it. Of course, I wouldn't want to sacrifice my chocolate cake and ice cream. — Steven Wright

Every two months, I allow myself a splurge day where I eat thick, doughy pizza from Pizzeria Uno or an ice cream sundae from my store with birthday-cake ice cream, Marshmallow Fluff, and toppings mixed in. — Dylan Lauren

There are two things I eat that I know I shouldn't: chocolate and ice cream. You only live once, so I am going to eat chocolate. — John Tomac

Ice cream is the perfect buffer, because you can do things in a somewhat lighthearted way. Plus, people have an emotional response to ice cream; it's more than just food. So I think when you combine caring, and eating wonderful food, it's a very powerful combination. — Jerry Greenfield

I rather like the idea of having all my hours to myself: eating a Fudge Sundae, watching a movie, sleeping on my couch, singing in the bathroom, studying the woods, kidding around with a girl, playing cards lazily - all kinds of stuff that American brands 'shiftless.' — Jack Kerouac

I wasn't eating. I wasn't sleeping. All I was doing was cocaine. I stayed awake for about two weeks, locked in my bedroom. I went down from a 142 pounds to 110 pounds. — Andy Gibb

The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well, duh. The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The American people want to lose weight by eating ice cream. The American people love the Home Shopping Network because it's commercial-free. — Will Durst

Chocolate Quotes

I didn't follow the policies of those already in the business. If I had, I would never have made a go of it. Instead, I started out with the determination to make a better nickel chocolate bar than any of my competitors made, and I did so. — Milton S. Hershey

I look out the window and I see the lights and the skyline and the people on the street rushing around looking for action, love, and the world's greatest chocolate chip cookie, and my heart does a little dance. — Nora Ephron

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues. — Woody Paige

People get so in the habit of worry that if you save them from drowning and put them on a bank to dry in the sun with hot chocolate and muffins they wonder whether they are catching cold. — John Jay Chapman

Don't overlook life's small joys while searching for the big ones. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain. — Dave Barry

Digital Chocolate has 60% of its developers in Finland where the sun never sets in the summer and there is nothing to do outside in the winter, so we are very productive! — Trip Hawkins

When I say to a parent, "read to a child", I don't want it to sound like medicine. I want it to sound like chocolate. — Mem Fox

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. — S. D Gordon

Do I have chocolate chip cookies? Yes, I do. Do I have mint chocolate chip milkshakes? Yes, I do. I love them. They are fantastic. But when I have them, they're worth it. I earned them. I did something. I worked out super hard. I stayed clean on food. — Jocko Willink

Ice Cream Sundae Quotes

I'll be clickin' by your house about two forty-five, Sidewalk Sundae Strawberry Surprise. — Tom Waits

Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top. — Jimmy Dean

All this talkin' about eatin' is makin' me awful hungry. I'll have two chili burgers with an order of fries, onion rings and a chocolate milk shake. And a Strawberry Ice Cream Sundae-with pickles. — George Lindsey

We dare not trust our wit for making our house pleasant to our friend, so we buy ice cream. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

I worked at an ice cream parlor called Chadwicks. We wore old-timey outfits and had to bang a drum, play a kazoo, and sing 'Happy Birthday' to people while giving them free birthday sundaes. Lots of ice cream scooping and $1 tips. — Amy Poehler

Asking me what I think of Oscar (Hammerstein) is like asking me what I think of the Yankees, Man o' War and Strawberry Sundaes. — Billy Rose

In my films, all the great things are put together. It's not like one kind of ice cream but rather a very big Sundae. — George Lucas

Rodeo Drive is a giant butterscotch sundae. — Andy Warhol

You have an Ice Cream Sundae, put the whipped cream on - that's what managers do. — Lou Albano

Well I took her over to a soda fountain over on Bo's She had an Ice Cream Sundae and a hot cup of Jo She leaned way back just to straighten up her hose Well the ice cream melted and the coffee froze. — Gene Vincent

Eating Chocolate Quotes

Negativity isn't the way to go, smile more, eat some chocolate — Ed Sheeran

Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding! — Andy Milonakis

Number one, I absolutely love making chocolate chip cookies. I mean, it's fun. It's exciting. Beyond the fact that I love making them, I love eating them. — Debbi Fields

Cakes are healthy too, you just eat a small slice. — Mary Berry

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands -- and then eat just one of the pieces. — Judith Viorst

It’s so comforting to have a small piece of cake. Just one slice. — Mary Berry

Part of life and part of the enjoyment of life is a croissant and a chocolate cake and eggs and milkshakes and oatmeal. There's so many things, you have to learn to appreciate it all. When I don't eat as much as I should, I'm not fun to be around; I'm fussy. — Sayings

Those who have been too long at their labor, who have drunk too long at the cup of voluptuousness, who feel they have become temporarily inhumane, who are tormented by their families, who find life sad and love ephemeral......they should all eat chocolate and they will be comforted. — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

I’m a huge foodie, but I’m also very conscious about what I put in my body. — Hannah Bronfman

After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers. — Emily Luchetti

Ice Cream Cones Quotes

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time. — Charles M. Schulz

I am for the art of underwear and the art of taxicabs. I am for the art of ice cream cones dropped on concrete. — Claes Oldenburg

You want a drumstick? Like a ice cream cone or a chicken wing!? — Billie Joe Armstrong

Umpiring is best described as the profession of standing between two seven-year olds with one ice cream cone. — Ron Luciano

My theory is that if you buy an ice-cream cone and make it hit your mouth, you can learn to play tennis. If you stick it on your forehead, your chances aren't as good. — Vic Braden

Sucking your thumb without a blanket is like eating a cone without ice cream! — Charles M. Schulz

I ain't no veggie, like my flesh to the bone, alive and licking on your ice cream cone. — Alice Cooper

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. — Jim Fiebig

We thread our way through a moving forest of ice-cream cones and crimson thighs. — Jean-Dominique Bauby

Puberty for me was graduating from Thousand Island salad dressing to Caesar salads. It was like going from hot dogs and hamburgers to beef stroganoff, or from ice cream in a cone to creme brulee. — Richard Simmons

Love Chocolates Quotes

Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits. — Dylan Moran

The most desired gift of love is not diamonds or roses or chocolate. It's focused attention. — Rick Warren

I love nothing more than a good, rich, dark chocolate. It exhilarates. It satisfies. — Abigail Spencer

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee. — Bobby Heenan

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. — Amy Neftzger

When I was a child I devoured every book I could get my hands on. I loved losing myself in colourful and dramatic stories - and my absolute favourite was 'Charlie And The Chocolate Factory.' Everything about it electrified me, and when I re-read Roald Dahl's books as an adult it surprised me. — David Walliams

Love is overrated. Biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate — Al Pacino

It stands to reason that we love chocolate cake because it is sweet. Guys go for girls like this because they are sexy. We adore babies because they're so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why. — Daniel Dennett

It stands to reason that we love chocolate cake because it is sweet. Guys go for girls like this because they are sexy. We adore babies because they're so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why. — Dan Dennett

My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." — Winston Groom

Dark Chocolate Quotes

A very pleasant surprise was that items I thought were naughty but that I enjoyed immensely, like strong coffee, dark chocolate, nuts, high fat yoghurt, wine and cheese, are actually likely to be healthy for me and my microbes. — Tim Spector

Whether chocolate or vanilla, or you're somewhere in between, A cappuccino mocha or a caramel queen, Rejected by the black, not accepted by the white world, And this is dedicated to them dark-skinned white girls. — MURS

Every day, without fail, I eat some dark chocolate. — Phoebe Tonkin

I love dark chocolate - I could eat it 'til I puke. — Behati Prinsloo

When I look in the mirror, I see my late mother: I have her nose, her dark eyes - I call them chocolate eyes - I have her colouring, and my hair is greying the same way, although I use colour and she didn't. — Marie Osmond

I like all sorts of chocolate. Milk chocolate, dark chocolate, anything. — Freddie Highmore

My favourite pudding is a toss-up between cheesecake - proper, New York cheesecake - and apple crumble and custard. Custard is very important, or dark chocolate mousse. Tea: probably Earl Grey, splash of milk. — Tom Hiddleston

I love cheeseburgers and chocolate - milk, not dark, and hot chocolate with marshmallows in the winter! — Nina Dobrev

My beauty is dark chocolate and it's delicious and it's sweet. — Gabourey Sidibe

There are four basic food groups: plain chocolate, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, and white chocolate. — Jill Shalvis

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More Chocolate Ice Cream Quotes

I'm helping launch the new Milky Way Chocolate Ice Cream Bar. I play an astrophysicist on television, and the name of the bar is Milky Way, so put two and two together, and here I am. — Kunal Nayyar

Humor is the chocolate chips in the ice cream of life. — Barbara Johnson

Um, there's a girl meeting her friend,' he went on. 'Her friend is giving her an ice-cream cone. Oh-it's dripping. Huh. It, uh, dripped on her...chest.' Iggy drew in a hissing breath. It's gonna stain for sure,' the Gasman said. 'That's chocolate.' Hmm,' Fang said, watching, the girl dab at her chest with a paper napkin. — James Patterson

I'm tempted by everything. My husband makes fun of me because every day it's a new food that I love. I have a weakness for butterscotch pudding, ice cream in any flavor and dark chocolate, although that's one thing I do keep in my house - 70% dark chocolate. — Gail Simmons

Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows. — Jim Bishop

I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage and you did your show, so now you can have some cake and ice cream.' — Steven Wright

When we think of classic American desserts, we tend to imagine apple pie and ice cream. However, the most classic American dessert of all might be the chocolate chip cookie. — Homaro Cantu

I thought of all the different kinds of love in the world. I could think of ten without even trying. The way parents love their kids, the way you love a puppy or chocolate ice cream or home or your favorite book or your sister. Or your uncle. There's those kinds of love and then there's the other kind. The falling kind. — Carol Rifka Brunt

His own government, suing him, that's not Chocolate Sundae! — William H. Gates, Sr.

The time for crying with your girlfriends about a broken heart is over chocolate ice cream and chick flicks—not stun guns and bulletproof vests. — Ally Carter

I love chocolate. I love chocolate ice cream. I love chocolate candy. The darker the better. — Nancy Pelosi

When I have bad days, I just eat lots of chocolate ice cream and dance to the Lion King soundtrack. It's really odd, but it's true. — Blake Lively

I like playing make-believe. And my brothers do it with me, so its fun. Its almost better than chocolate ice cream. — Madylin Sweeten

Like magic, she felt him getting nearer, felt it like a pull in the pit of her stomach. It felt like hunger but deeper, heavier. Like the best kind of expectation. Ice cream expectation. Chocolate expectation. — Sarah Addison Allen

I guess ... I'm going to get that ice cream sundae they give you on the airplane. I usually pass on that, but I think I'm actually going to get extra whipped cream and maybe even the chocolate syrup. I'm really winging it here. I'm going to be flying. It's really a little too early to start drinking. — Terence Winter

I eat anything, especially sweets. Chocolate, cookies, and I love mint-chip ice cream. — Mary McCormack

A good night's sleep, or a ten-minute brawl, or a pint of chocolate ice cream, or all three together, is good medicine. — Ray Bradbury

I think it's good to have your own selfish interests, whether it's liking chocolate ice cream or wanting a new car. It's just human nature is that. We have our own selfish interests. I think we have interests that go beyond our self to friends, to family first, maybe to friends, maybe to community. I think that's important to think about those spheres of influence that radiate from you. — Les Wexner

Taste is acquired. You may have to unlearn a taste for chocolate or ice cream. — Diane von Furstenberg

I eat a lot of ice cream, chocolate, and cookies, and I drink rosé champagne. — Jenna Lyons

Cycling keeps me lean and I need to stay in shape, especially as I still like eating chocolate and ice-cream! I like to go mountain biking too. Running is also good; it's what we were designed to do as humans, so it comes naturally. — Mark Webber

I always liked running as a kid. You know how eating chocolate or ice cream makes you feel good? That's the same way that running and competing makes me feel. — Ashton Eaton

The man who invented Eskimo Pie made a million dollars, so one is told, but E.E. Cummings, whose verse has been appearing off andon for three years now, and whose experiments should not be more appalling to those interested in poetry than the experiment of surrounding ice-cream with a layer of chocolate was to those interested in soda fountains, has hardly made a dent in the doughy minds of our so-called poetry lovers. — John Dos Passos

Mother went off for three days to New York and Mame and Quentin took instant advantage of her absence to fall sick. Quentin's sickness was surely due to a riot in candy and ice-cream with chocolate sauce. — Theodore Roosevelt

Chocolate, coffee, and ice cream were far more reliable when it came to providing a good time, and at least they would never disappoint me. — Keri Arthur

There are moments in life that the white-chocolate Magnum ice cream was invented for, and this is one of them. — Sophie Kinsella

No guy in his right mind would ever choose me when there are people like Hana in the world: It would be like settling for a stale cookie when what you really want is a big bowl of ice cream, whipped cream and cherries and chocolate sprinkles included. — Lauren Oliver

A shaft of sunlight at the end of a dark afternoon, a note of music, and the way the back of a baby’s neck smells if it’s mother keeps it tidy,” answered Henry. “Correct,” said Stuart. “Those are the important things. You forgot one thing, though. Mary Bendix, what did Henry Rackmeyer forget?” “He forgot ice cream with chocolate sauce on it,” said Mary quickly. — E. B. White

Everything was chocolate ice cream and kisses and wind. — Francesca Lia Block

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