Love is a misunderstanding between two fools. — Oscar Wilde
People are unrealistic, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway. — Mother Teresa
It's the familiar love-hate syndrome of seduction: "I don't really care what it is I say, I care only that you like it." — Rene Descartes
Love is an orchid which thrives principally on hot air. — Myrtle Reed
Love isn't lying, it's loose in a lady who lingers, saying she is lost, and choking on hello. — Sidney Crosby
You know I love you more when you're cold and heartless. — Charlaine Harris
She loves you, loathes you, treats you well, then ill. Like a leech or a surgeon's knife, she's double-edged: sometimes she'll cure, but sometimes she will kill. — Arturo Pérez-Reverte
Love is a cunning weaver of fantasies and fables. — Sappho
Love means having to say you're sorry every fifteen minutes. — John Lennon
To be in love is not the same as loving. You can be in love with a woman and still hate her. — Fyodor Dostoevsky
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. — S. J. Perelman
There is love of course. And then there's life, its enemy. — Jean Anouilh
Love is an unconditional commitment to an imperfect person. — Selwyn Hughes
Sarcastic Love Image Quotes
Your mind will always believe everything you tell it. Feed it hope. Feed it truth. Feed it with love.
Sarcastic Quotes
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. — Groucho Marx
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed! — William Shakespeare
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? — George Carlin
In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem. — George Carlin
What a fine weather today! Can’t choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself. — Anton Chekhov
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well. — Mark Twain
The secret to living well and longer is: eat half, walk double, laugh triple and love without measure.
If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff? — George Carlin
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? — Benny Hill
I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you should tell them is, 'Maybe not. But there is an "I" in independence, individuality and integrity. — George Carlin
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? — George Carlin
Everyone comes with baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes. — George Carlin
Political correctness is tyranny with manners. — Charlton Heston
There are no nudists in cold areas. — Tsugumi Ohba
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? — Mae West
Everyone smiles in the same language. — George Carlin
My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical. — Tim Heidecker
So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family. — George Carlin
Being Sarcastic Quotes
A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility. — Lawrence G. Lovasik
Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic. — Homer
This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever. — Sigmund Freud
How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.
I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up. — Kurt Fuller
For some are in the habit of carrying about the name in wicked guile, while they still practice things unworthy of God. You must flee these as you would wild beasts. For they are ravening dogs, who bite secretly, against whom you must be on your guard, since they are men who can scarcely be cured. — Ignatius of Antioch
If I cut you off chances are you handed me the scissors.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. — Steven Wright
Every single word you have spoken is sharp, sarcastic and twisted. When I thought you were abnormal you suddenly turned out to be normal. When I thought you were normal you turned out to be abnormal. — Jae Hee
McDonald's being the official restaurant of the Olympics is like smoking being the official medicine of cancer. — Robert Downey, Jr.
Sarcastic people tend to be marshmallows underneath the armor — Stephen King
Sarcastic Person Quotes
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. — Ashleigh Brilliant
A modest little person, with much to be modest about. — Winston Churchill
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? — George Carlin
To love a person is to see all of their magic, and to remind them of it when they have forgotten.
He has the attention span of a lightning bolt. — Robert Redford
I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I am. But they were dead. — Mark Twain
Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person. — Marilyn vos Savant
Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are magic.
We fall in love when our imagination projects nonexistent perfection upon another person. One day, the fantasy evaporates and with it, love dies. — Jose Ortega y Gasset
He never bore a grudge against anyone he wronged. — Simone Signoret
That I walk around calling people 'dummy' and 'hockey puck'. I do have a different life apart from being sarcastic on stage. I might kibitz around with my friends, but I'm nothing like the person who does stand up. Nothing like that. — Don Rickles
I can be a very sarcastic person, and sometimes people take every word I say literally. — Sasha Grey
Very Sarcastic Quotes
What are we doing here? Has something gone wrong?” “Oh no, Ron,” came Fred’s voice, very sarcastically. “No, this is exactly where we wanted to end up. — J. K. Rowling
I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions. — George Carlin
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today? — Russell Lynes
I hope to arrive to my death, late, in love and a little drunk.
Most of the world's work is done by people who don't feel very well. — Winston Churchill
He's very clever, but sometimes his brains go to his head. — Margot Asquith
You know, when most girls say they want a big rock, they don't mean, you know, literally a big rock." "Very amusing, my sarcastic friend. It's not a rock, precisely. All Shadowhunters have a witchlight rune-stone. — Cassandra Clare
The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too.
Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side — Thomas Sowell
Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own. — Russell Lynes
What you said hurt me very much. I cried all the way to the bank. — Liberace
I grew up in a family of ten. You had to have, like, a burst appendix to get the floor.... My brothers and sisters are very quick, intense, brilliant, very sarcastic people. And they were always right there with you, right there, missing not one little throat clearing. — Mary Robison
Sarcasm Quotes
I can fluently speak five languages: English, emoji, sexting, sarcasm and sass. — Tyler Oakley
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow. — Evan Esar
For every single dark night there is a brighter day. — Tupac Shakur
If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire. — George Carlin
I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it. — Ashleigh Brilliant
Random acts of kindness is the worst thing like f**k off honestly. — PewDiePie
Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.
Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem. — Woody Allen
Detection is, or ought to be, an exact science, and should be treated in the same cold and unemotional manner. You have attempted to tinge it with romanticism, which produces much the same effect as if you worked a love-story or an elopement into the fifth proposition of Euclid. — Arthur Conan Doyle
Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates. — Abbott Lawrence Lowell
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? — Roger Waters
Sarcastic One Liners Quotes
Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. — Albert Einstein
I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots. — Ron White
I don't suffer from my insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
A strong person loves, forgives, walks away, lets go, tries again, perseveres... No matter what life throws at them.
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it. — Mae West
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, he's probably LK Advani — Narendra Modi
It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?' — Laura Kightlinger
America knows nothing of food, love, or art. — Isadora Duncan
If you love someone, set them free. — Sting
If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies? — Charlie Pierce
Marriage is meant to be more about your surrender than about your satisfaction. — Scott Means
And they'd [the Death Eaters] love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in. — J. K. Rowling
In Lubbock, we grew up with two main things: God loves you and he's gonna send you to hell, and that sex is bad and dirty and nasty and awful and you should save it for the one you love. — Butch Hancock
For hearts that are kindly, with virtue and peace, and not seeking blindly a hoard to increase; for those who are grieving o'er life's sordid plan; for souls still believing in heaven and man; for homes that are lowly with love at the board; for things th — Walter Mason Camp
That’s the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. — Chuck Palahniuk
I always find that I'm less sarcastic in France and maybe I'm a bit more shy and a bit more reserved, even more polite. My voice tends to go up quite a lot. I'd love to speak more languages just to discover who I become in a different language. — Freya Mavor
My brother and I both like sarcastic, insulting comedy, so that's a way we communicate. Somehow that's what we learned. My mom is not a really sarcastic person. She's a really sort of overly loving person, and my brother and I came out little cynical bastards. — Moshe Kasher
I love smiles. That is a fact. How to develop smiles? There are a variety of smiles. Some smiles are sarcastic. Some smiles are artificial-diplomatic smiles. These smiles do not produce satisfaction, but rather fear or suspicion. But a genuine smile gives us hope, freshness. If we want a genuine smile, then first we must produce the basis for a smile to come. — Dalai Lama
I don't want to get too much into my personal relationships but I will say I am actually doing the single thing right now. I want someone that I can have fun with and laugh with. I love to laugh and I'm really sarcastic, so it's important that she can take a joke. I think if you are going to be with someone for a while you really need someone you can let loose with and let go of all the stress of the day. — Matt Lanter
Since I started making films, I've been a nut for dialogue. When I first saw Star Wars when I was 12 years old, I came home and recited all of the lines from it. Before I talked about Death Stars exploding and Tie Fighters I was talking about how funny Princess Leia was and how sarcastic Han Solo was. So to me that's always the most important thing, and I love hearing great actors say great lines. — Bryan Singer
I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English. — Hector Hugh Munro
If you don't advertise yourself you will be advertised by your loving enemies. — Elbert Hubbard
It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. — Thomas Beecham
I will always love the false image I had of you. — Ashleigh Brilliant
She realized that this scarred, sarcastic boy, was gentle with the things he loved. — Cassandra Clare
Friendship is far more tragic than love. It lasts longer. — Oscar Wilde
The cat looked as if it were about to say something sarcastic. Then it flicked its whiskers and said, "Challenge her. There's no guarantee she'll play fair, but her kind of thing loves games and challenges. — Neil Gaiman
Romance has been elegantly defined as the offspring of fiction and love. — Benjamin Disraeli
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