Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.— Ogden Nash
Pleasurable Saturday Night quotations
On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon That night he had a stomach ache.
I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell.
I can tell you there is no finer stadium to play in.
The traditions that they place in that stadium like when they announce that it's Saturday night in Death Valley, when the band plays, when that crowd stands and cheers for the Tigers, there is no place like it in America.
I don't know what your childhood was like, but we didn't have much money.
We'd go to a movie on a Saturday night, then on Wednesday night my parents would walk us over to the library. It was such a big deal, to go in and get my own book.
And I can see Russia from my house.
We had to decide: Do we want to do Saturday Night or go to our Senior Prom? We opted for Saturday Night Live.
Woods pumped both fists and yelled, as jacked as you'll ever see him.
But the crowd explosion drowned out whatever was coming out of his mouth. It was the closest golf has ever come to sounding like fourth-and-goal at LSU's Tiger Stadium on a Saturday night.
I hate to blow the mystique, but at the time we really liked bubblegum music, and we really liked the Bay City Rollers. Their song 'Saturday Night' had a great chant in it, so we wanted a song with a chant in it: 'Hey! Ho! Let's Go!'. 'Blitzkrieg Bop' was our 'Saturday Night'.
I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.'
Saturday Night Live is such a comedy boot camp in a way, because you get to work with so many different people who come in to host the show and you get thrown into so many situations and learn how to think on your feet, so filmmaking actually feels slow, in a good way.
Best scene in college football is at LSU on a Saturday night.
Saturday Night Live is a show that I think I could have a lot of fun on, just being different characters and maybe singing, too.
Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.
Freud's theory was that when a joke opens a window and all those bats and bogeymen fly out, you get a marvellous feeling of relief and elation. The trouble with Freud is that he never had to play the old Glasgow Empire on a Saturday night after Rangers and Celtic had both lost.
Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have "plans.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
It was a perfectly beautiful night, as fall nights are in Washington.
I walked out of the president's Oval Office, and as I walked out, I thought I might never live to see another Saturday night.
Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody.
There's two things I really like to do and that's whoop ass and look good.
I'm doing one of them right now and on Saturday night, I'm doing the other.
I have to be alone very often. I'd be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That's how I refuel.
Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.
I want a Sunday kind of love A love to last past Saturday night And I’d like to know it’s more than love at first sight
I was never young. This idea of fun: cars, girls, saturday night, bottle of wine... to me, these things are morbid. I was always attracted to people with the same problems as me. It doesn't help when most of them are dead.
We have to get families back in the game, get back where Saturday night, everything stops. A case of beer comes out and a bottle of rye and anyone who comes to the house, they better want to watch hockey.
And I watch Saturday Night Live religiously, I have since I was a little boy.
I watch it basically like one of my favorite sports teams.
It's a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.
I enjoy Saturday night racing.
I'm a really big homebody. If I had my way, a typical Saturday night would be staying home, ordering in, watching a movie or catching up on some shows.
I can tell you how bad our boards are.
.. I don't have to watch Saturday Night Live anymore; I just go to the board meetings.
My Saturday Night. My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to begin with.
I want to be known for the work I've done, as opposed to where I go on Saturday nights.
John Travolta, who said, My Saturday night fever was nothing compared to my Sunday morning rash. Never got a dinner!
I was meant to date the captain of the football team, I was going to be on a romantic excursion every Saturday night, I was destined to be collecting corsages from every boy in town before prom, accepting such floral offerings like competing sacrifices to a Delphic goddess.
It's basically the same, just darker.
(on racing Saturday nights as opposed to Sunday afternoons, 1991