Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.— Ogden Nash
Pleasurable Saturday Night quotations
I've loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.
On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon That night he had a stomach ache.
I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell.
The people that are there for you on your darkest nights are the ones worth spending your brightest days with.
I don't know what your childhood was like, but we didn't have much money.
We'd go to a movie on a Saturday night, then on Wednesday night my parents would walk us over to the library. It was such a big deal, to go in and get my own book.
I can tell you there is no finer stadium to play in.
The traditions that they place in that stadium like when they announce that it's Saturday night in Death Valley, when the band plays, when that crowd stands and cheers for the Tigers, there is no place like it in America.
And I can see Russia from my house.
I do not dream at night, I dream all day, I dream for a living.
We had to decide: Do we want to do Saturday Night or go to our Senior Prom? We opted for Saturday Night Live.
Woods pumped both fists and yelled, as jacked as you'll ever see him.
But the crowd explosion drowned out whatever was coming out of his mouth. It was the closest golf has ever come to sounding like fourth-and-goal at LSU's Tiger Stadium on a Saturday night.
I hate to blow the mystique, but at the time we really liked bubblegum music, and we really liked the Bay City Rollers. Their song 'Saturday Night' had a great chant in it, so we wanted a song with a chant in it: 'Hey! Ho! Let's Go!'. 'Blitzkrieg Bop' was our 'Saturday Night'.
I often think that the night is more alive and richly colored than the day.
I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.'
Saturday Night Live is such a comedy boot camp in a way, because you get to work with so many different people who come in to host the show and you get thrown into so many situations and learn how to think on your feet, so filmmaking actually feels slow, in a good way.
Best scene in college football is at LSU on a Saturday night.
If you think you're too small to make a difference, you haven't spent a night with a mosquito.
Saturday Night Live is a show that I think I could have a lot of fun on, just being different characters and maybe singing, too.
Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.
Freud's theory was that when a joke opens a window and all those bats and bogeymen fly out, you get a marvellous feeling of relief and elation. The trouble with Freud is that he never had to play the old Glasgow Empire on a Saturday night after Rangers and Celtic had both lost.
Hope is like the sun. If you only believe in it when you can see it, you'll never make it through the night.
Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have "plans.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody.
The darkest nights produce the brightest stars
It was a perfectly beautiful night, as fall nights are in Washington.
I walked out of the president's Oval Office, and as I walked out, I thought I might never live to see another Saturday night.
I have to be alone very often. I'd be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That's how I refuel.
There's two things I really like to do and that's whoop ass and look good.
I'm doing one of them right now and on Saturday night, I'm doing the other.
Legend says, when you can't sleep at night It's because you're awake in someone else's dream
Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.
I want a Sunday kind of love A love to last past Saturday night And I’d like to know it’s more than love at first sight
I was never young. This idea of fun: cars, girls, saturday night, bottle of wine... to me, these things are morbid. I was always attracted to people with the same problems as me. It doesn't help when most of them are dead.
Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise
We have to get families back in the game, get back where Saturday night, everything stops. A case of beer comes out and a bottle of rye and anyone who comes to the house, they better want to watch hockey.
And I watch Saturday Night Live religiously, I have since I was a little boy.
I watch it basically like one of my favorite sports teams.
It's a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
I enjoy Saturday night racing.
I'm a really big homebody. If I had my way, a typical Saturday night would be staying home, ordering in, watching a movie or catching up on some shows.
My Saturday Night. My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to begin with.
I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night
I can tell you how bad our boards are.
.. I don't have to watch Saturday Night Live anymore; I just go to the board meetings.
John Travolta, who said, My Saturday night fever was nothing compared to my Sunday morning rash. Never got a dinner!
It's basically the same, just darker.
(on racing Saturday nights as opposed to Sunday afternoons, 1991
I live in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.
Saturday night is your big night. Everybody used to fry up fish and have one hell of a time. Find me playing till sunrise for 50 cents and a sandwich. And be glad of it. And they really liked the low-down blues.