170 Coffee And Tea Quotes

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Famous Coffee And Tea Quotes

Persons drinking coffee, as a general rule, eat less, though coffee, and also tea, have little direct food value; but they retard the waste of the tissues, and so take the place of food. — Maria Parloa

Coffee - the favorite drink of the civilized world. — Thomas Jefferson

I would always drink iced teas and lemonades and sodas while filming. Now it's only water and coffee. — Joe Gatto

The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce. — Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical. — Jonathan Swift

Coffee, It's the life blood that fuels the dreams of champions! — Mike Ditka

Coffee and chocolate-the inventor of mocha should be sainted. — Cherise Sinclair

Strong coffee, much strong coffee, is what awakens me. Coffee gives me warmth, waking, an unusual force and a pain that is not without very great pleasure. — Napoleon Bonaparte

Coffee doesn't do it for me; it's running that gets me going. — Joan Benoit

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? — Steven Wright

I can drink tea until the cows come home and I love the atmosphere in tea-shops. — Zola Budd

Without coffee something’s missing — Al Pacino

It's the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days — Tim Minchin

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. — Alphonse Allais

I love coffee. I love a midday espresso on set, just for the energy. — Carrie Brownstein

Short Coffee And Tea Quotes

  • Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. — Frances Hardinge
  • Sometimes life is merely a matter of coffee and whatever intimacy a cup of coffee affords. — Richard Brautigan
  • The spirit of the tea beverage is one of peace, comfort, and refinement. — Arthur Gray
  • Coffee better be halfway decent for us, because if not, I am dying young. — Will Bulsiewicz
  • A cup of coffee commits one to 40 years of friendship. — Turkish Proverbs
  • Wake up and smell the coffee. — Ann Landers
  • Ah! How sweet coffee tastes! Lovelier than a thousand kisses, sweeter far than muscatel wine! — Johann Sebastian Bach
  • Coffee, according to the women of Denmark, is to the body what the Word of the Lord is to the soul. — Isak Dinesen
  • 'The tea is coming!' ...she may want a martini, but make her drink tea. — Alice Taylor
  • Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. — Henry Fielding

Coffee And Tea Image Quotes

Ecstasy is a glass full of tea and a piece of sugar in the mouth. - Alexander Pushkin quote

Ecstasy is a glass full of tea and a piece of sugar in the mouth. — Alexander Pushkin

Coffee and tea quote Like if like a cup of tea... it's all in how you make it.
Like if like a cup of tea... it's all in how you make it.

What Is Coffee Quotes

Espresso is to Italy, what champagne is to France. - Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

Espresso is to Italy, what champagne is to France. — Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

There is no fountain of youth, What you put into your body is what you get out of it. You would not feed your dog a coffee and doughnut for breakfast followed by a cigarette. You will kill the damn dog. — Jack LaLanne

So in our pride we ordered for breakfast an omelet, toast and coffee and what has just arrived is a tomato salad with onions, a dish of pickles, a big slice of watermelon and two bottles of cream soda. — John Steinbeck

Coffee and tea quote Life is like a cup of tee, it's all about how you make it.
Life is like a cup of tee, it's all about how you make it.

What is this demilitarized zone? Whatever it is, I like it! Gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of cappuccino. — Robin Williams

Is it possible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee anymore in this country? What happened with coffee? Did I miss a meeting? They have every other flavor but coffee-flavored coffee. They have mochaccino, frappaccino, cappuccino, al pacino...Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup. — Denis Leary

Sorry is the Kool-Aid of human emotions. It's what you say when you spill a cup of coffee or throw a gutter ball when you're bowling with the girls in the league. True sorrow is as rare as true love. — Stephen King

Coffee and tea quote A woman is like a tea bag, you never know how strong she is until you put her in hot water
A woman is like a tea bag, you never know how strong she is until you put her in hot water

The bacillus of efficiency has also attacked football, and some dare to ask what's the point in playing well. I feel tempted to tell about the time they dared to ask Borges what is poetry for, to which he answered: 'What is a sunrise for? What are caresses for? What is the smell of coffee for?' — Jorge Valdano

She drinks pints of coffee and writes little observations and ideas for stories with her best fountain pen on the linen-white pages of expensive notebooks. Sometimes, when it's going badly, she wonders if what she believes to be a love of the written word is really just a fetish for stationery. — David Nicholls

I don't have any superstitions, but what I always travel with is my pillow and my coffee. — Natalie Coughlin

The ordinary-sized stuff which is our lives, the things people write poetry about—clouds—daffodils—waterfalls—what happens in a cup of coffee when the cream goes in—these things are full of mystery, as mysterious to us as the heavens were to the Greeks. — Tom Stoppard

Cup Of Tea Quotes

If you want to see God, kill desires. Desires are in the mind. When you have a desire for something, don't act on it and it will go away. If you desire to drink this cup of tea, don't, and the desire for it will go away. — Neem Karoli Baba

Let's just say, the American school of suburban angst is not my cup of tea. - Katherine Dunn

Let's just say, the American school of suburban angst is not my cup of tea. — Katherine Dunn

If Jesus, Moses, the Buddha and Mohammed were to bump into each other along the road and go have a cup of tea or whatever, I think we all know they would treat one another far different and far better than a lot of their followers would. — Brian D. McLaren

Coffee and tea quote Draw your troubles with coffee.
Draw your troubles with coffee.

Bring me a cup of tea and the 'Times.' — Queen Victoria

I fear it as little as to drink a cup of tea. - Ned Kelly

I fear it as little as to drink a cup of tea. — Ned Kelly

Life is like a cup of tea, it’s all in how you make it! — Irish Proverbs

Coffee and tea quote An empty coffee cup is full of hope...
An empty coffee cup is full of hope...

Soup is cuisine's kindest course. It breathes reassurance; it steams consolation; after a weary day it promotes sociability, as the five o'clock cup of tea or the cocktail hour. — Louis Pullig De Gouy

The cup of tea on arrival at a country house is a thing which, as a rule, I particularly enjoy. I like the crackling logs, the shaded lights, the scent of buttered toast, the general atmosphere of leisured cosiness. — P. G. Wodehouse

If you are cold, tea will warm you; if you are too heated, it will cool you; If you are depressed, it will cheer you; If you are excited, it will calm you. — William E. Gladstone

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that. — Karl Pilkington

Cups Of Tea Quotes

England a fortune-telling host, As num'rous as the stars, could boast; Matrons, who toss the cup, and see The grounds of Fate in grounds of tea. — Charles Churchill

Haji Ali taught me to share three cups of tea, to slow down and make building relationships as important as building projects. He taught me that I had more to learn from the people I work with than I could ever hope to teach them. — Greg Mortenson

Oh, get out of the way, Percy,” said Fred. “Harry’s in a hurry.” “Yeah, he’s off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant,” said George, chortling. — J. K. Rowling

Coffee and tea quote Coffee keeps me busy until it is acceptable to drink wine
Coffee keeps me busy until it is acceptable to drink wine

And Michael Schumacher is 37 seconds ahead, so he can refuel the car, change all four wheels, take off his helmet, have a smoke and a cup of tea, and rejoin in first. — Murray Walker

Find yourself a cup; the teapot is behind you. Now tell me about hundreds of things. — Hector Hugh Munro

Enjoy simple things with total intensity. Just a cup of tea can be a deep meditation. — Osho

Coffee and tea quote Coffee is a great power in my life.
Coffee is a great power in my life.

Sex and violence was never really my cup of tea; I was always more into sax and violins. — Wim Wenders

You may see a cup of tea fall off a table and break into pieces on the floor... But you will never see the cup gather itself back together and jump back on the table. The increase of disorder, or entropy, is what distinguishes the past from the future, giving a direction to time. — Stephen Hawking

One thing I've learned best from my mom is to be yourself and not everyone will get you and that's okay. I try to bring that into everything that I do and just understand that I will not be everyone's cup of tea and that's fine. — Tyler Oakley

You can fold up spiritually, morally, or intellectually and still be safe. Because at the very worst, all you can be is dead —and for him who is the Resurrection and the Life, that just makes you his cup of tea. — Robert Farrar Capon

Drinking Coffee Quotes

Without my morning coffee I'm just like a dried up piece of roast goat. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Without my morning coffee I'm just like a dried up piece of roast goat. — Johann Sebastian Bach

Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer, and the King does not believe that coffee-drinking soldiers can be relied upon to endure hardships in case of another war. — Frederick the Great

When I fast, I don't drink coffee—at least for the first five days. Sometimes, as a treat, on days 5-7 of those longer fasts, I'll drink a black coffee... Truthfully, I think I do it just to break up the boredom. A black coffee has never tasted so good as it does on day 5 of a water-only fast. — Peter Attia

Coffee and tea quote A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.
A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.

Drinking 2-3 cups of coffee a day was linked with a longer lifespan and lower risk of cardiovascular disease compared with avoiding coffee. 27% lower all-cause mortality - ground coffee, 11% lower all-cause mortality - instant, 14% lower all-cause mortality - decaf. — Rhonda Patrick

Investors who leave their cryptocurrency in the custody of an exchange are like people who invest in Starbucks even though they don't drink their coffee. They might make good technical money, but their actual understanding of use cases and value propositions is questionable. — Nick Szabo

A fig for partridges and quails, ye dainties I know nothing of ye; But on the highest mount in Wales Would choose in peace to drink my coffee. — Jonathan Swift

Coffee and tea quote Make tea, not war.
Make tea, not war.

The difference between most mothers and me is that I didn't sit around drinking coffee at baby group for 12 months after the birth of my baby. No, in three weeks I was back in my suit, back at my desk earning profit for my business and I don't see why other women shouldn't do the same. — Sayings

My perfect morning is spent drinking coffee, eating porridge and reading the paper at a local cafe. — Anton du Beke

A very good drink they call Chaube that is almost as black as ink and very good in illness, especially of the stomach. This they drink in the morning early in the open places before everybody, without any fear or regard, out of clay or China cups, as hot as they can, sipping it a little at a time. — Leonhard Rauwolf

The powers of a man's mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drank. — James Mackintosh

Coffee Cup Quotes

You were made by God and for God, and until you understand that, life will never make sense. — Rick Warren

I like cappuccino, actually. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. — David Lynch

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? — Albert Camus

Coffee and tea quote Drown your troubles in coffee.
Drown your troubles in coffee.

A 41-inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get you more than a cup of coffee - a lot more. — Jayne Mansfield

How much better is silence; the coffee cup, the table. How much better to sit by myself like the solitary sea-bird that opens its wings on the stake. Let me sit here for ever with bare things, this coffee cup, this knife, this fork, things in themselves, myself being myself. — Virginia Woolf

My strength returns to me with my cup of coffee and the reading of the psalms. - Dorothy Day

My strength returns to me with my cup of coffee and the reading of the psalms. — Dorothy Day

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning. - Mae West

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning. — Mae West

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. - Dave Barry

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. — Dave Barry

I think the biggest misconception about me is people really don't know who I really am. They see the party side of me, they see the crazy side of me. But I also have a laid-back side. You know, I'm chill, down to earth. If you want to grab a cup of coffee and just talk about life, I can do that. — Nicole Polizzi

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever. — David Letterman

Drinking Tea Quotes

What a fine weather today! Can’t choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself. - Anton Chekhov

What a fine weather today! Can’t choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself. — Anton Chekhov

Tough girls come from New York. Sweet girls, theyre from Georgia. But us Kentucky girls, we have fire and ice in our blood. We can ride horses, be a debutante, throw left hooks, and drink with the boys, all the while making sweet tea, darlin. And if we have an opinion, you know youre gonna hear it. — Ashley Judd

American-style iced tea is the perfect drink for a hot, sunny day. It's never really caught on in the UK, probably because the last time we had a hot, sunny day was back in 1957. — Tom Holt

Disciples and devotees…what are most of them doing? Worshipping the teapot instead of drinking the tea! — Wei Wu Wei

Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea. Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it. — Winston Churchill

Worshiping the teapot instead of drinking the tea. — Wei Wu Wei

Writing is a job, a talent, but it's also the place to go in your head. It is the imaginary friend you drink your tea with in the afternoon. — Ann Patchett

Tea is nought but this: first you heat the water, then you make the tea. Then you drink it properly. That is all you need to know. — Sen no Rikyu

Matcha, or Japanese ceremonial green tea, is one of the world's healthiest drinks. Not because of antioxidants but survival molecules that Camillia sinensis makes when grown in the shade. When we ingest them, they boost our survival enzymes to fight aging & disease. — David Sinclair

Wine is the drink of the gods, milk the drink of babes, tea the drink of women, and water the drink of beasts. — John Stuart Blackie

Cup Of Coffee Quotes

No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils. — Henry Ward Beecher

The only time I’ll use a microwave is to warm up a cup of coffee I’ve left too long before drinking. — Mary Berry

If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup. — Norm Crosby

Starbucks represents something beyond a cup of coffee. — Howard Schultz

Sometimes it is the smallest thing that saves us: the weather growing cold, a child's smile, and a cup of excellent coffee. — Jonathan Carroll

What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee?...Was ever anything so civil? — Anthony Trollope

Language and words for psychopaths are only word deep; there is no emotional colouring behind it. A psychopath can use a word like, ‘I love you’ but it means nothing more to him than if he said, ‘I’ll have a cup of coffee. — Robert D. Hare

Life is just one cup of coffee after another, and don't look for anything else. — Bertrand Russell

Usually she ordered a cup of coffee and a cup of tea, as well as a brownie, propping up her sadness with chocolate and caffeine so that it became an anxiety. — Lorrie Moore

My workday begins around 11 A.M., with a cup of black coffee in each hand. If I had more hands, there would be more coffee. — Aaron Levie

Coffee Love Quotes

I'm good at loving books. I'm good at loving soft bed sheets. I'm good at loving coffees and teas. I am good at loving things that can't love me back, that don't have the power to leave. And maybe, that's why I love them. — Andrea Gibson

Anything worth having is hard to keep, I love you like my coffee, so hot and so sweet. So, let's stick it out so we never regret it, I could forgive the past-but I never forget it. — Ghostface Killah

We went to Austria to train and it was so peaceful. And I love coffee and the coffee was great. — Alex Morgan

I love walking around and grabbing coffee and sitting in a park and people watching… I love Greenwich Village. — Joe Manganiello

I really am a smoothie person. I love making a morning smoothie and then will drink some coffee and will not eat at all before lunch. — Gwyneth Paltrow

oh god it’s wonderful to get out of bed and drink too much coffee and smoke too many cigarettes and love you so much — Frank O'Hara

There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea. — Gary Snyder

Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love. — Proverbs

I love music. For me, music is morning coffee. It's mood medicine. It's pure magic. A good song is like a good meal-I just want to inhale it and then share a bite with someone else. — Hoda Kotb

I love going to coffee shops and just sitting and listening. — Julie Roberts

Coffee Shop Quotes

Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs. — Bill Gates

Contrary to popular belief, we (millennials) can't be won back with hipper worship bands, fancy coffee shops, or pastors who wear skinny jeans. — Rachel Held Evans

You'll need coffee shops and sunsets and road trips. Airplanes and passports and new songs and old songs, but people more than anything else. You will need other people and you will need to be that other person to someone else, a living breathing screaming invitation to believe better things. — Jamie Tworkowski

Given enough coffee I could rule the world — Terry Pratchett

...Seattle has unleashed this weird phenomenon on the world called the coffee shop. And the coffee shop, thanks to Starbucks, is the place where socially isolated, lonely, needy people gather together to ignore one another. — Mark Driscoll

Originally, we were going to set up a cappuccino bar in the showroom, but we've been so busy, ... We decided when we're old and grey, we're going to set up a coffee shop, and we formed the company about 18 months ago when we thought of the name. It's going to be TLC - Tastes Like Chocolate. — Elizabeth Taylor

Happiness is actually found in simple things, such as taking my nephew around the island by bicycle or seeing the stars at night. We go to coffee shops or see airplanes land at the airport. — Andrea Hirata

Your immediate environment is comprised of coffee shops, supermarkets, websites, apps and all kinds of things - none of which have an interest in your long-term or short-term financial well-being. — Dan Ariely

Now anyone who has ever been on a blind date is well familiar with “The Moment”—that moment where you first walk into the bar or restaurant or coffee shop and scan the crowd and suddenly your heart stops and you say to yourself: oh, please—let it be him. — Julie James

If you walk into a coffee shop in 1903 Vienna, you might find at the same table the artist Gustav Klimt, Sigmund Freud, Leon Trotsky and possibly Adolf Hitler, who lived in Vienna at the same time. — Eric Weiner

Tea Cup Quotes

Hold the sadness and pain of samsara in your heart and at the same time the power and vision of the Great Eastern Sun. Then the warrior can make a proper cup of tea. — Chogyam Trungpa

You can't go to sleep without a cup of tea and maybe thats the reason that you talk in your sleep. — Louis Tomlinson

You could be a rebel, a profound thinker, and a rock and roll maniac and still eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and drink a nice cup of tea with your friends. — Pamela Des Barres

White pudding and eggs and sausages and cups of tea! How simple and beautiful was life after all! — James Joyce

Ever tried putting a caramel candy in a cup of hot tea? It's excellent! Not only does it give a little different taste to the tea, but it takes the place of the sugar and cream which you ordinarily add. — Heloise

Radical self-care is quantum, and radiates out into the atmosphere, like a little fresh air. It is a huge gift to the world. When people respond by saying, “Well, isn’t she full of herself,” smile obliquely, like Mona Lisa, and make both of you a nice cup of tea. — Anne Lamott

I've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast. — Ethel Merman

Those who say there's nothing like a nice cup of tea for calming the nerves never had *real* tea. It's like a syringe of adrenaline straight to the heart! — Cheshire Cat

I'm a cup of tea in a world of lattes. — Sayings

Cynthia came in quietly and set a cup of tea before him. He kissed her hand, inexpressibly grateful, and she went back into the kitchen. When we view the little things with thanksgiving, even they become big things. — Jan Karon

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More Coffee And Tea Quotes

The centuries last passed have also given the taste important extension; the discovery of sugar, and its different preparations, of alcoholic liquors, of wine, ices, vanilla, tea and coffee, have given us flavors hitherto unknown. — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Come along inside... We'll see if tea and buns can make the world a better place. — Kenneth Grahame

Loneliness is black coffee and late-night television; solitude is herb tea and soft music. Solitude, quality solitude, is an assertion of self-worth, because only in the stillness can we hear the truth of our own unique voices. — Pearl Cleage

My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody. — Wilkie Collins

For tea, though ridiculed by those who are naturally coarse in their nervous sensibilities, or are become so from wine-drinking, and are not susceptible of influence from so refined a stimulant, will always be the favourite beverage of the intellectual. — Thomas De Quincey

I don't drink coffee I take tea my dear, I like my toast done on one side. And you can hear it in my accent when I talk, I'm an Englishman in New York. See me walking down Fifth Avenue, a walking cane here at my side. I take it everywhere I walk, I'm an Englishman in New York. I'm an alien I'm a legal alien, I'm an Englishman in New York. — Sting

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. — Sydney Smith

A man that lives on pork, fine-flour bread, rich pies and cakes, and condiments, drinks tea and coffee, and uses tobacco, might as well try to fly as to be chaste in thought. — John Harvey Kellogg

I hate to admit this but I don't even know how to make a cup of tea or coffee. I can boil a kettle for a pot noodle and I've been known to warm up some food in the microwave. — Michael Owen

The superiority of chocolate (hot chocolate), both for health and nourishment, will soon give it the same preference over tea and coffee in America which it has in Spain. — Thomas Jefferson

Before I dismiss this affair of eating and drinking, let me beseech you to resolve to free yourselves from the slavery of the tea and coffee and other slop-kettle, if, unhappily, you have been bred up in such slavery. — William Cobbett

Drink your tea slowly and reverently, as if it is the axis on which the world earth revolves - slowly, evenly, without rushing toward the future. — Nhat Hanh

The growth of the company and the license that Starbucks has is to participate in other food and beverage opportunities. We have a global business... and in many parts of the world, tea is much, much bigger than coffee, and we're going to bring tea and bring our capability and our understanding of what we've done for coffee to tea. — Howard Schultz

Those who use tobacco, tea and coffee should lay these idols aside, and put their cost into the treasury of the Lord. — Ellen G. White

Show (don't tell) your customers that you have good quality by actually delivering fresh coffee and tea. Intelligent people are active recipients of information, and prefer to reach conclusions by themselves. — Jerry Baldwin

Loneliness is black coffee and late-night television; solitude is herb tea and soft music. — Pearl Cleage

I always fear that creation will expire before teatime. — Sydney Smith

Neither drink [coffee or tea] was known in Frankish lands, but seated in the coffeehouses, I drank of each at various times, twirling my moustache and listening with attention to that headier draught, the wine of the intellect, that sweet and bitter juice distilled from the vine of thought and the tree of man's experience. — Louis L'Amour

Our trouble is that we drink too much tea. I see in this the slow revenge of the Orient, which has diverted the Yellow River down our throats. — J. B. Priestley

All true tea lovers not only like their tea strong, but like it a little stronger with each year that passes. — George Orwell

A cup of coffee - real coffee - home-browned, home ground, home made, that comes to you dark as a hazel-eye, but changes to a golden bronze as you temper it with cream that never cheated, but was real cream from its birth, thick, tenderly yellow, perfect! — Henry Ward Beecher

Caffeine gives me hope. Sometimes, when I brew my wicked strong Irish black tea just perfect, about halfway through the mug I feel a clear and overwhelming feeling of optimism. It didn't surprise me when a study a few years ago implied that suicide was much less likely among coffee and tea drinkers. — John Vanderslice

I haven't acquired a taste for green tea, and I don't intend to. I like my coffee black with a little sugar, and it keeps my metabolism up! I don't mind the occasional Gatorade while I'm gymming. — Arjun Rampal

Why do they always put mud into coffee on board steamers? Why does the tea generally taste of boiled boots? — William Makepeace Thackeray

The strangest thing is at tea breaks, or coffee breaks or lunch, you forget you're a zombie. And you're talking about politics to somebody at the table and you forget that you have a bullet hole in your forehead. — Billy Connolly

Then there's your diet. You cut out sugars, fat, soy sauces... anything that's nice. Tea and coffee is replaced by boiling water with lemon. It's amazing how quickly you get into it. There's also herbal tea and a lot of water, obviously... about two litres a day. — Tom Hardy

It is so very easy and so very pleasant, too, to read only books which lead to nothing, light and interesting books, and the more the better, that it is almost as difficult to wean ourselves from it as from the habit of chewing tobacco to excess, or of smoking the whole time, or of depending for stimulus upon tea or coffee or spirits. — Charles Francis Adams, Sr.

... The truth of the matter is, that most English people don't know how to make tea anymore either, and most people drink cheap instant coffee instead, which is a pity, and gives Americans the impression that the English are just generally clueless about hot stimulants. — Douglas Adams

My dear if you could give me a cup of tea to clear my muddle of a head I should better understand your affairs. — Charles Dickens

American-style iced tea is the perfect drink for a hot — Tom Holt

The best thing that you can do to deal with these high speed times is to slow down, inwardly, to take a little more time for meditation, a little more time to enjoy your morning cup of coffee or tea, and to look around at the people in your life with a little more love. — Frederick Lenz

I love coffee, I love tea, I love the Java Jive, and it loves me. Coffee and tea and the Java and me, A cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup. — Ben Oakland

She went from opera, park, assembly, play, To morning walks, and prayers three hours a day. To part her time 'twixt reading and bohea, To muse, and spill her solitary tea, Or o'er cold coffee trifle with the spoon, Count the slow clock, and dine exact at noon. — Alexander Pope

Many kinds of monkeys have a strong taste for tea, coffee and spirituous liqueurs. — Charles Darwin

When you see the natural and almost universal craving in English sick for their 'tea,' you cannot but feel that nature knows what she is about. ... A little tea or coffee restores them. ... There is nothing yet discovered which is a substitute to the English patient for his cup of tea. — Florence Nightingale

Tea? Good God, no. It's mud. How the British ever built an empire drinking the filthy stuff is beyond me. And if we carry on drinking it, I've no doubt that the empire won't last much longer. No, a civilized person drinks coffee. — Charlie Higson

Never would it occur to a child that a sheep, a pig, a cow or a chicken was good to eat, while, like Milton's Adam, he would eagerly make a meal off fruits, nuts, thyme, mint, peas and broad beans which penetrate further and stimulate not only the appetite but other vague and deep nostalgias. We are closer to the Vegetable Kingdom than we know; is it not for man alone that mint, thyme, sage, and rosemary exhale crush me and eat me! -- for us that opium poppy, coffee-berry, tea-plant and vine perfect themselves? Their aim is to be absorbed by us, even if it can only be achieved by attaching themselves to roast mutton. — Cyril Connolly

I write in Arabic and prefer writing my stories by hand. I need a cup of tea or coffee when I write. When I was in Syria, I was addicted to tea, but now I'm addicted to Starbucks. — Osama Alomar

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