It’s too much of a drinking culture, everything tastes better with a drink. Like, watch TV: glass of wine. Cooking dinner: glass of champagne. White wine vinegar hasn’t got white wine in it. Has it? — Amy Winehouse
It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason — W. C. Fields
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. — Dave Barry
This wine is too good for toast-drinking, my dear. You don't want to mix emotions up with a wine like that. You lose the taste. — Ernest Hemingway
Toast Quotes
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? — Steven Wright
May your neighbors respect you, trouble neglect you, angels protect you and heaven accept you — Drake
I drink to make other people more interesting
The bagel is a lonely roll to eat all by yourself because in order for the true taste to come out you need your family. One to cut the bagels, one to toast them, one to put on the cream cheese and the lox, one to put them on the table and one to supervise. — Gertrude Berg
I was the toast of two continents: Greenland and Australia. — Dorothy Parker
We never live so intensely as when we love strongly. We never realize ourselves so vividly as when we are in full glow of love for others. — Walter Rauschenbusch
Unless we take action on climate change, future generations will be roasted, toasted, fried and grilled. — Christine Lagarde
Wedding Toast Quotes
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always — Red Skelton
Night and day you are the one,
Only you beneath the moon and under the sun. — Cole Porter
grow old with me. the best is yet to be. the last of life for which the first was made. — Robert Browning
In wine, there's truth.
Marriage is like a golden ring in a chain, whose beginning is a glance and whose ending is eternity. — Kahlil Gibran
Without love, the world itself would not survive. — Lope de Vega
Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred.
There is no such cozy combination as man and wife. — Menander
A husband is like a fire. He goes out when unattended. — Evan Esar
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. — Helen Rowland
Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. — Frederick Buechner
Toastmaster Quotes
Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, 'Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.' — Robin Williams
A speech without a specific purpose is like a journey without a destination. — Ralph C. Smedley
A church is in a bad way when it banishes laughter from the sanctuary and leaves it to the cabaret, the nightclub and the toastmasters. — Helmut Thielicke
Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air.
Faultfinding without suggestions for improvement is a waste of time. — Ralph C. Smedley
When they called my name, I had this feeling I could hear half of America going, 'Oh no. Come on... Her, again?' You know. But, whatever. — Meryl Streep
Toastmasters changed my life. They really did. Put me on the stage.
I don’t know what I would have done without that positive boost. — Chris Matthews
This moment is so much bigger than me. It's for every nameless, faceless woman of colour that now has a chance because this door tonight has been opened. — Halle Berry
The relationship of the toastmaster to the speaker should be the same as that of the fan to the fan dancer. It should call attention to the subject without making any particular effort to cover it. — Adlai Stevenson
The relationship of the toastmaster to speaker should be the same as that of the fan to the fan dancer. It should call attention to the subject without making any particular effort to cover it. — Adlai E. Stevenson
Drinking Wine Quotes
Drink wine. This is life eternal. This is all that youth will give you. It is the season for wine, roses and drunken friends. Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life. — Omar Khayyam
it's a smile, it's a kiss, it's a sip of wine ... it's summertime! — Kenny Chesney
There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne. — Bette Davis
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Great wine requires a mad man to grow the vine, a wise man to watch over it, a lucid poet to make it, and a lover to drink it. — Salvador Dali
I'd much rather eat pasta and drink wine than be a size 0. — Sophia Loren
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. — Louis Pasteur
Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough. — Mark Twain
Whoever would have guessed that in the land of cheap sausages and mashed potatoes there could be such a change which would actually bring the French from Paris every weekend to invade Britain en masse to eat great food and drink great wine. — Robin Leach
Drinking good wine with good food in good company is one of life's most civilized pleasures. — Michael Broadbent
Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read. — Francis Bacon
Drinking Champagne Quotes
World series attitude, champagne bottle life, nothing ever changes so tonight is like tomorrow night. — Drake
Whenever I drink champagne I either laugh or cry...I get so emotional! I love champagne. — Tina Turner
Drinking champagne after making love is like taking a bath in chilled pearls. — Anistatia R. Miller
Coffee keeps me busy until it is acceptable to drink wine
Gentlemen, in the little moment that remains to us between the crisis and the catastrophe, we may as well drink a glass of Champagne. — Paul Claudel
A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. — Lord Byron
I've no desire to hang around with a bunch of upper-class delinquents, do twenty minutes' work and then spend the rest of the day loafing about in Paris drinking gallons of champagne and having dozens of moist, pink, highly experienced French peasant girls galloping up and down my - hang on. — Rowan Atkinson
Life's not fair, is it? Some of us drink champagne in the fast lane, and some of us eat our sandwiches by the loose chippings on the A597. — Victoria Wood
I drink Champagne when I win, to celebrate...and I drink Champagne when I lose, to console myself. — Napoleon Bonaparte
My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine. — Ernest Hemingway
Here 's to the maiden of bashful fifteen; Here 's to the widow of fifty; Here 's to the flaunting, extravagant queen, And here 's to the housewife that 's thrifty! Let the toast pass; Drink to the lass; I 'll warrant she 'll prove an excuse for the glass. — Richard Brinsley Sheridan
Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet! — Groucho Marx
I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. — Brendan Behan
My friend I wish health to you,
I also wish wealth to you;
I wish the best that life can give to you,
And may dreams always come true to you.
May fortune to kind to you,
And happiness be true to you;
And love be so sweet to you
And life be long and good to you.
And in this toast we give to you
Our love we all give to you. — Willie Jolley
I don't drink coffee I take tea my dear, I like my toast done on one side. And you can hear it in my accent when I talk, I'm an Englishman in New York. See me walking down Fifth Avenue, a walking cane here at my side. I take it everywhere I walk, I'm an Englishman in New York. I'm an alien I'm a legal alien, I'm an Englishman in New York. — Sting
When money's tight and is hard to get And your horse has also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN. — Flann O'Brien
I'd catch moonlight in a bottle, if we could drink a toast to happiness. — Toby Keith
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved. — George Gobel
May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past. — P.B. Kerr
Here's a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, with the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be deeper, my friends, than the foam at the top of the stein. Then here's to the heartening wassail, wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around. — Ogden Nash
The proper drinking of Scotch whisky is more than indulgence: it is a toast to civilization, a tribute to the continuity of culture, a manifesto of man's determination to use the resources of nature to refresh mind and body and enjoy to the full the senses with which he has been endowed. — David Daiches
Stir the eggnog, lift the toddy, Happy New Year everybody. — Phyllis Mcginley
Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking after death. — Ben Jonson
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. — Tom Waits
Best while you have it use your breath, There is no drinking after death. — Dario Fo
And I'm up while the dawn is breaking, even though my heart is aching. I should be drinking a toast to absent friends instead of these comedians. — Elvis Costello
A man cannot make him laugh - but that's no marvel; he drinks no wine. — William Shakespeare
May our house always be too small to hold all of our friends. — Myrtle Reed
I am falser than vows made in wine. — William Shakespeare
He that buys land buys many stones,
He that buys flesh buys many bones,
He that buys eggs buys many shells,
But he that buys good ale buys nothing else. — John Ray
The man that isn't jolly after drinking is just a drivelling idiot, to my thinking. — Euripides
I don't drink coffee I take tea my dear I like my toast done on one side. — Sting
I like the smell of toast. Coffee is okay, but I don't drink much coffee. But toast is a nice smell. You smell some toast coming from your kitchen in the morning, you know that you're involved in a domestic situation and the operation that's going on is pleasant. — Robert Duvall
So before we end
And then begin
We'll drink a toast to how it's been
A few more hours to be complete
A few more nights on satin sheets
A few more times that I can say,
I've loved these days. — Billy Joel
The inside is packed with people. Lots of them crowding the bar, passing drinks back for people to carry to tables. A bunch of guys are pouring shots of vodka. "To Zacharov!" one toasts. "To open hearts and open bars!" calls another. "And open legs," says Anton. — Holly Black
I say that is wine," Brett held up her glass. "We ought to toast something. 'Here's to royalty.'" "This wine is too good for toast-drinking, my dear. you don't want to mix emotions up with a wine like that. you lose the taste." Brett's glass was empty. — Ernest Hemingway
I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. — Liz Phair
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