Not many people are true, fake as the lies they tell — Kid Cudi
Hard to tell the real from fake ‘cause nowadays, they got masks on. — 21 Savage
I am a middle-aged opera queen in loafers that makes out I am a 16 year old death metal skater... It's all fake! My hair is fake, my body is fake and my teeth are kind of fake — Rick Owens
If you fake the funk, your nose will grow. — Bootsy Collins
When you don't know what you're doing, fake it. — Jill Shalvis
Sincerity: if you can fake it, you've got it made. — Daniel Schorr
Don't believe everything you hear: Real eyes, Realize, Real lies — Tupac Shakur
The picture is the imitation and converted reality of the goods, in short, an indirect substitute for reality. — Herbert Bayer
Just be truthful - and if you can fake that, you've got it made. — Barbara Stanwyck
Don't fake it till you make it. Fake it till you become it. — Amy Cuddy
Once you can fake sincerity, you can fake anything. — Mary Jo Putney
The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant. — Salvador Dali
Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have four quarters than one hundred pennies. — Al Capone
I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection — Drake
Firearms stand next in importance to the Constitution itself. — George Washington
The realest people don’t have a lot of friends. — Tupac Shakur
The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed. — Alexander Hamilton
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. — Mitch Hedberg
Sincerity is the most important thing in acting. Once you can fake that, you've got it made. — Unknown Author
Traitors are more dangerous than enemies. — Velupillai Prabhakaran
You got nothing to lose. You don't lose when you lose fake friends. — Joan Jett
I keep chicks in my lap, throwing me head fakes! — Fabolous
Fake Image Quotes
You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal. — Doug Coupland
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. — George Burns
The two things you can't fake are good food and good music — Etta James
Fake people have and image to maintain. Real people just don't care.
Friends Fake Quotes
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up.... and handle it. — Tupac Shakur
People bullshit and fakeness are the main reasons why I like to be alone. — Megan Fox
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. — Andy Borowitz
Always sleep with one eye open. Never take anything for granted. Your best friends might just be your enemies. — Sara Shepard
Few men have the natural strength to honor a friend's success without envy. — Aeschylus
No good friends, no bad friends; only people you want, need to be with. People who build their houses in your heart. — Stephen King
In life you have a choice: Bitter or Better? Choose better, forget bitter. — Nick Vujicic
This is what happens. You tell your friends your most personal secrets, and they use them against you. — Sophie Kinsella
We will always meet rivals in everything we do, but the most dangerous are those we believe to be our friends. — Paulo Coelho
And you don't have to care, so don't pretend. Nobody needs a best fake friend. — James Bay
World Is Fake Quotes
There are more fake guides, teachers in the world than stars. The real guide is the one who makes you see your inner beauty, not the one who wants to be admired and followed. — Shams Tabrizi
No doubt about it. The reality is, there’s nothing fake, obviously, like pro wrestling, and it is the most hard-core, full-contact event in the world. — Dana White
Imagine that every person in the world is enlightened but you. They are all your teachers, each doing just the right things to help you learn perfect patience, perfect wisdom, perfect compassion. — Buddha
It is a very honest world, our work. I think you cannot fake anything. — Luciano Pavarotti
The world is a collective madhouse, its inhabitants are merely faking sanity. It is critical to becoming aware of these aberrations, for pretensions can be the enemy of love. — John Astin
The fact that I have no remedy for all the sorrows of the world is no reason for my accepting yours. It simply supports the strong probability that yours is a fake. — H. L. Mencken
People would lambaste me or attack me, and I'd be like, "I'm being honest! I'm the one person that's being honest and sincere about what I'm doing." The rest of the world doesn't want to admit the fakery of entertainment on TV, but I love the fake. I think fake is beautiful. — Casey Spooner
Sometimes living is not so light and easy and you need a representation of life in front of you. It's a fake reorganization of reality. You start to feel, "I'm not so alone in the world because I can recognize exactly the same feelings." — Louis Garrel
I don't look at the world through a prism of sarcasm. Anything I do, I take things face on. I tell you how I feel, and what you hear on the air is what I'm feeling. I'm not going to try to fake it, create synthetic drama. I'm just going to be myself. — Jim Nantz
In a world where your interactions with humans are solely about rating one to five, two things happen: One is all humanity is lost in the name of fake pleasantries and also there's no nuance to that system. There's no room for complex interactions that are rich and meaningful. — Michael Schur
Love Is Fake Quotes
One of the reasons I love to jump back and forth between mediums is that film does allow me to be more literal. I can go to the real place. I can go to the Coliseum, and I don't have to fake it. — Julie Taymor
Romance, like the rabbit at the dog track, is the elusive, fake, and never attained reward which, for the benefit and amusement of our masters, keeps us running and thinking in safe circles. — Beverley Jones
Be real about what you do. Stay true to the voice inside you. Don't let the 'business' change what it is you love because the people, the fans, respond to what is heartfelt. They can always tell when a singer is faking it. — George Jones
Sometimes I believe that some people are better at love than others, and sometimes I believe that everyone is faking it. — Nora Ephron
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in. — Courteney Cox
I love Yves Saint Laurent and Giambattista Valli and Givenchy and I get given quite a lot, but perhaps nothing is as wonderful as the white fake leather trench coat I got when I was 15. — Natalia Vodianova
I have a woman who teaches me what love is every day. Maybe that sentiment is possible to fake, but for me it's really true. — Tom Hanks
In my mind that's the best thing I can do for my girl, is to love my body and the way I look. That's what I sort of decided when she was young. And so it's sort of about faking it until you can make it. — Lauren Bowles
[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this. — Ilana Glazer
I don't want to have to inadvertently find a gift and go like, "What the hell is? Oh no, that's for me." And then have to pretend like I'm surprised later. If I know where they're hidden, I will not look. I love presents and I hate faking surprises. — Neil Patrick Harris
Relationship Fake Quotes
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships. — Sharon Stone
Share your weaknesses. Share your hard moments. Share your real side. It'll either scare away every fake person in your life or it will inspire them to finally let go of that mirage called "perfection," which will open the doors to the most important relationships you'll ever be a part of. — Daniel Pearce
I don't know how people can fake whole relationships... I can't even fake a hello to somebody I don't like — Ziad K. Abdelnour
Fake relationships and fake people coming up to me and all of a sudden wanting to be my friend. — Jason Ritter
There will always be real friends and fake friends. It is difficult to distinguish the two because both will appear the same in the beginning but so different at the end. — Rita Zahara
Did you know that wherever you find fool's gold, real gold exists somewhere nearby? This also goes for relationships and friendships. Real gold is found in the heart. For every piece of fake gold that you discard, remember that true gold isn't too far. — Suzy Kassem
Women can fake an orgasm, but men can fake an entire relationship. — Sharon Stone
I think that the film ["Jim Younger"] still resonates, because there's just something that you can't fake about those kinds of relationships. When you see James and Stacy Keach on the screen together, they're brothers! — Keith Carradine
In a relationship you have to communicate, which means listening to her talk. Ladies, you fake orgasms. We fake listening. — Alonzo Bodden
I feel that we should always be a real friend, always, even to those who chose to be fake. Not because they are nice but because you are. — Rita Zahara
Being Fake Quotes
Not to sound corny, but intelligence is big. Everything fades, and everything can be modified. But intelligence is something you cant fake. Im not even talking about whether you can read a thesaurus backwards. But there is a beauty in common sense. — Wale
Rule No. 1 is you can't be fake. If you're fake, you become a gimmick and you're selling a gimmick; a little gimmick is cool, this is entertainment. But when you base your stuff on mostly real stuff, you never run out of it because every day is a different adventure. — Nas
If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty. — Marilyn Monroe
The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. — Anna Quindlen
Wearing a mask wears you out. Faking it is fatiguing. The most exhausting activity is pretending to be what you know you aren't. — Rick Warren
I am what everybody in my past don't want me to be — Drake
You can't fake passion. It is the fuel that drives any dream and makes you happy to be alive. — Mac Anderson
You can fake your age or mask it, but the passion that moves the characters has to be real. — Victoria Abril
The surest defense against Evil is extreme individualism, originality of thinking, whimsicality, even-if you will-eccentricity. That is, something that can't be feigned, faked, imitated; something even a seasoned imposter couldn't be happy with. — Joseph Brodsky
Don't mistake movement for achievement. It's easy to get faked out by being busy. The question is: Busy doing what? — Jim Rohn
Fake People Quotes
We think sometimes we're only drawn to the good, but we're actually drawn to the authentic. We like people who are real more than those who hide their true selves under layers of artificial niceties — Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
I wrote about people who liked fake fireplaces in their parlor, who thought a brass horse with a clock embedded in its flank was wonderful. — Betty Smith
All the blogs, Facebook, Twitter are made by people who want to show their own private affairs at the price of making fakes, to try to appear such as they are not, to construct another personality, which is a veritable loss of identity. — Umberto Eco
My enemy is not the average white guy, its not the kid down the block or the kids I see on the streets. My enemy is the white I don't see: the people in The white House, the corporate monoply owners. Fake liberal politicians-those are my enemies. — Immortal Technique
Now that I have called you on your false accusation, you are using additional smear tactics. — George Soros
I just don't want to end up on something that bores the hell out of me. Otherwise, I'll fake a knee injury and get out of there. — Sasha Alexander
I'm not trying to sell pipe dreams to people. I'm not giving them some fake utopia. I'm not telling them it's easy. If it was easy, everyone would do it. But you don't fight the fights you can win, you fight the fights that need fighting. That's the most important part. — Immortal Technique
He (Marilyn Manson) has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. — Alice Cooper
Anybody can be charming if they don't mind faking it, saying all the stupid, obvious, nauseating things that a conscience keeps most people from saying. Happily, I don't have a conscience. I say them. — Jeff Lindsay
Problem with these other niggas they aint never real — Drake
Fake Friends Quotes
…maybe the whole Internet will simply become like Facebook: falsely jolly, fake-friendly, self-promoting, slickly disingenuous….” - Zadie Smith — Zadie Smith
My life is a series of Hollywood orgies and Kabbalah center brunches with the cast of Friends. At least that's what my handlers tell me. I'm actually too valuable to live my own life and spend most of my days in a vegetable crisper to remain fake news anchor fresh. — Jon Stewart
Sometimes you have to give up on people. Not because you don't care, but because they don't. — Jonathan Carroll
One fake friend can do more harm than 10 enemies... Be smart choosing your friends. — Ziad K. Abdelnour
Betray a friend, and you'll often find you have ruined yourself. — Aesop
I'm always on the market for a new friend, period. As your success continues to grow, you start to see who your real friends are. But I'm always looking for wonderful people to have in my life that have no agenda and aren't fake friends. — Lady Gaga
Buy a gift for a dog, and you'll be amazed at the way it will dance and swerve its tail, but if don't have anything to offer to it, it won't even recognize your arrival; such are the attributes of fake friends. — Michael Bassey
You always knew after shitty things happened, who your friends really were. — Jodi Picoult
I was something of a prankster. One time I put a ski mask on my head and used a fake gun on the school secretary so that I could get some of my friends out of detention. — Luke Perry
Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in you. — Yolanda Hadid
Fake World Quotes
I be in my own world to much fake shit on earth. — 21 Savage
The secret of happiness lies in the mind's release from worldly ties. — Buddha
It was a big deal to me to play characters and feel things and connect to somebody in a fake world. — Amanda Seyfried
I just love animals, and I'm an advocate for animals rights, and my family has rescued dogs from all over the world. I don't believe in animal testing. If you see me in fur, it's always fake. Sometimes you see me wearing skulls, but those are all from roadkill — Kesha
Mostly, I think people are fake. Well, what do you expect? The fake world we live in conspires to make us all fakes. — Benjamin Alire Saenz
I've always felt that animals are the purest spirits in the world. They don't fake or hide their feelings, and they are the most loyal creatures on Earth. And somehow we humans think we're smarter-what a joke. — Pink
I used to have a fake Louis Vuitton bag because I thought it meant something in life. But now I realize that all the things in the world don't define you. It's what you stand for, what you're willing to do, how close to the truth you're willing to be in your life. — Oprah Winfrey
My first reaction was that the adult world was fake and liars and basically worked for money and power. I didn't want to live in that world, so I spent a year, aged 17 to 18, trying to kill myself. I didn't want to live in a world of violence and injustice. — Patch Adams
Why does the rest of the world put up with the hypocrisy, the need to put a happy face on sorrow, the need to keep on keeping on?... I don't know the answer, I know only that I can't. — Elizabeth Wurtzel
Me walk away? What? Never. I always believe that I am the best manager in the world. Why should I have to walk out? I have been working 24 hours a day. The players have to adapt to me, to one person. I cannot be a fake Di Canio. — Paolo Di Canio
Fake Smile Quotes
Winning isn't everything to me, but it's a close second. Losing isn't something that I can just brush off and fake a smile to hide my frustration. It's that will and determination that I hope will get me where I want to go. — Dale Earnhardt, Jr.
A smile is the best way to get away with trouble even if it’s a fake one. — Masashi Kishimoto
A dolphin's smile is the greatest deception. It creates the illusion that they're always happy. — Ric O'Barry
It's impossible to make your eyes twinkle if you aren't feeling twinkly yourself — Roald Dahl
One foot in front of the other, counting tiles on the floor so I don't have to focus the blur of painted smiles, fake faces. — Ellen Hopkins
Even if you're unhappy, just pretend that you're happy. Eventually, your smile will be contagious to yourself. I had to learn that, I used to think, 'I'm being fake,' but you know what? Better to be fake and happy than real and miserable. — Evangeline Lilly
I would rather wear honest tears than the most beautiful and elaborately faked smile. — Tyler Knott Gregson
What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes. — Gena Showalter
He gave her a bright fake smile; so much of life was a putting off of unhappiness for another time. Nothing was ever lost by delay. He had a dim idea that perhaps if one delayed long enough, things were taken out of one's hands altogether by death. — Graham Greene
I hide hurt behind a fake smile. I wear it all the time. Everyone says how I always look so cheerful. Shows what they know I guess. — Ellen Hopkins
No thank you to all the bustas, cowards, and FAKE HOMIES who showed me the depths of jealousy, envy and greed. — Tupac Shakur
Today's woman puts on wigs, fake eyelashes, false nails, sixteen pounds of make-up/shadows/blushes/creams, living bras, various pads that would make a linebacker envious, has implants and assorted other surgeries, then complains that she cannot find a 'real' man — Maynard James Keenan
I think it's because I'm real. Inside and outside of the ring, what you see is what you get. I'm CM Punk. I'm not trying to be something I'm not. I'm not trying to lie to the people or be fake. I'm not trying to be some crazy, outlandish character. I'm real and they appreciate that. Everything I say, it comes from the heart. It's all real. — CM Punk
The practice of assertiveness: being authentic in our dealings with others; treating our values and persons with decent respect in social contexts; refusing to fake the reality of who we are or what we esteem in order to avoid disapproval; the willingness to stand up for ourselves and our ideas in appropriate ways in appropriate contexts. — Nathaniel Branden
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. — Groucho Marx
Don't believe the fake media. — Jake Paul
College degrees becoming increasingly worthless. This will only get worse. Why are we wasting money and resources on this? Fake degrees remove 3-5 labour years from market and cost public money spent on pointless edubureacracies. — Philip Pilkington
The 'Rule of Three' is simply getting the other guy to agree to the same thing three times in the same conversation, it's really hard to repeatedly lie or fake conviction. — Chris Voss
If you have passion for what you do, the company you keep, the life you live, it will be reflected in whatever you create. Passion is like that; it springs out, jumps, unpredictable and unplanned, into everything we touch. If it doesn't, others know. Passion can't be faked and it can't be manufactured. Which is why it is so priceless. — R. D. Laing
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