The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
— George Carlin

If I tell you I'm good, you probably will say I'm boasting. But if I tell you I'm not good, you'll know I'm lying.
Bruce Lee lying quote

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Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
— Tim Allen

I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
— Friedrich Nietzsche

There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.
— lying quotation by Josh Billings