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Destiny may ride with us today, but there is no reason for it to interfere with lunch. — Peter The Great
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason. — Mark Twain
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place. — Billy Crystal
Believe in your dreams. They were given to you for a reason.
Haters are just confused admirers because they can't figure out the reason why everyone loves you. — Jeffree Star
I’m not a religious person; I would call myself an atheist. I don’t have a good story behind it, I’m just reasonable. — Anthony Jeselnik
The future belongs to those who give the next generation reason for hope. — Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
One reason so few of us achieve what we truly want is that we never direct our focus; we never concentrate our power. Most people dabble their way through life, never deciding to master anything in particular. — Tony Robbins
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. — George Carlin
The only reason why you were WWE Champion for a year, is because Triple H didn't want to work Tuesdays. — Paul Heyman
Yes, we do defend our office as we do defend our homes. This is a constitutional right everybody has, and nothing's funny about that. The only reason they get mad at the Black Panther Party when you do it is for the simple reason that we're political. — Fred Hampton
Friendship is love minus sex and plus reason. Love is friendship plus sex minus reason — Mason Cooley
I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it. — Stonewall Jackson
There is a good reason they call these ceremonies 'commencement exercises'. Graduation is not the end; it's the beginning. — Orrin Hatch
My father was a really funny guy. He lived a good long life. And he was the reason I wanted to be funny and become a comedian and a comedy writer, so to say that he's somewhat of a mythic figure in my life would be an understatement. — Carol Leifer
The disc, being flat, has no real horizon. Any adventurous sailor who got funny ideas from staring at eggs and oranges for too long and set out for the antipodes soon learned that the reason why distant ships sometimes looked as though they were disappearing over the edge of the world was that they were disappearing over the edge of the world. — Terry Pratchett
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim. — George Carlin
I've climbed with some of the best climbers in the world, more importantly, to me, they are some of the best people in the world. That's another reason why I climb. — Jim Wickwire
There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub. — Louis C. K.
It stands to reason that we love chocolate cake because it is sweet. Guys go for girls like this because they are sexy. We adore babies because they're so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why. — Daniel Dennett
There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now. — Shemp Howard
I can be reasonably funny and light-hearted when I'm in the company of good friends, but I'm not a jokesmith. I tend to be quite serious. — Rowan Atkinson
The only reason I'd ever get a sex change operation is to see what it's like to be right all the time. — Brian Wilson
If you assume you haven't learned anything yet, there's no reason your playing can't stay dynamic all your life. — Jerry Garcia
Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason. — Bob Hope
There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do. — Henry A. Kissinger
It stands to reason that we love chocolate cake because it is sweet. Guys go for girls like this because they are sexy. We adore babies because they're so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why. — Dan Dennett
Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it — Richard P. Feynman
A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk. — Orlando Aloysius Battista
All illegal narcotics are medicinal. Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it, with little or no side effects if used as directed. Life's temporary for a reason, it gets boring after awhile. You should be inventing new drugs is what you should be doing! Newer, crazier drugs... and more holes, that's what you ladies need! — Doug Stanhope
My favorite animal is the turtle. The reason is that in order for the turtle to move, it has to stick its neck out. — Ruth Westheimer
Mathematics consists in proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. — George Polya
Vanity, revenge, loneliness, boredom, all apply: lust is one of the least of the reasons for promiscuity. — Mignon McLaughlin
The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly. — Jimmy Carr
The main reason women are crazy, is that men are stupid. — George Carlin
We can always find something to be thankful for, and there may be reasons why we ought to be thankful for even those dispensations which appear dark and frowning. — Albert C. Barnes
Volleyball anchored me at a time in my life when I needed it. It gave me a reason for being this big, big girl. — Gabrielle Reece
The reason why so few marriages are happy is because young ladies spend their time in making nets, not in making cages. — Jonathan Swift
For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here". — Ashleigh Brilliant
My brain is very simple. Like when you break everything down. I see things in a simple way. And that simplicity for some reason becomes funny to other people because they don't look at it that way. — Carlos Mencia
The Common Law of England has been laboriously built about a mythical figure-the figure of 'The Reasonable Man'. — A. P. Herbert
Insanity destroys reason, but not wit. — Nathanael Emmons
I think the reason Jesus is so popular, just on a celebrity level, is that he died at the peak of his career. — Marc Maron
The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol. — Mignon McLaughlin
Familiarity breeds contempt. How accurate that is. The reason we hold truth in such respect is because we have so little opportunity to get familiar with it. — Mark Twain
I am eternally grateful for my knack of finding in great books, some of them very funny books, reason enough to feel honored to be alive, no matter what else might be going on. — Kurt Vonnegut
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