Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.— John Lennon
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Instead of celebrating my birthday, it would be my proud privilege if 5 September is observed as Teachers' Day.
Why party like it is 1999 when you can party like it is your birthday?
Act your age, not your shoe size.
Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more.
A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be.
Come grow old with me. The best is yet to be.
So plant your own gardens and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers.
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
We turn not older with years but newer every day.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.
A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world.
It knows no law, no pity, it dares all things and crushes down remorselessly all that stands in its path.
May the moments of today become fond memories for tomorrow. Happy Birthday
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier.
.. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
Your life is a gift from the Creator. Your gift back to the Creator is what you do with your life.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
As nervous as I am to pick up a water bottle, that's how nervous I am to perform. My confidence is very high. I really enjoy going up, I feel like it's my birthday everyday that I have to go up there.
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
The golden age is before us, not behind us.
Live your life with arms wide open. Today is where your book begins. The rest is still unwritten.
But when I look back I can't call myself unlucky.
My 23rd birthday was December 14. In these years I have had more than most people get in a lifetime.
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you;
after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
Something to remember on your birthday.
.Forget the past, it can't be changed..And, forget the present because I didn't get you one.
I wasn't very good about juggling family and my career.
I was interested in who was coming to the children's birthday party, what my son was writing. I was thinking about Legos.
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
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Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
On my birthday, I was in Milan for the collections.
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
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There is still no cure for the common birthday.
You always get a special kick on opening day, no matter how many you go through.
You look forward to it like a birthday party when you're a kid. You think something wonderful is going to happen.
Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.
I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody.
I want to get old gracefully. I want to have good posture, I want to be healthy and be an example to my children.