Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it ... what you wish in your secret heart were not funny, but it is, and you must laugh. Humor is your own unconscious therapy. Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air, and you.— Langston Hughes
Instructive Cool Funny quotations
I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.
Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.
Symmetry is pleasing but not as sexy. Einstein is cool but Picasso knows what I'm talking about.
You cannot help but learn more as take the world into your hands.
Take it up reverently, for it is and old piece of clay, with millions of thumbprints on it.
Hemp is of first necessity to the wealth & protection of the country.
You can steer yourself in any direction you choose.
The very nature of cool is that you think about it too much and it becomes uncool.
Most beginners want to learn lead because they think it's cool .
. consequently, they never really develop good rhythm skills .. since most of a rock guitarists time is spent playing rhythm, it's important to learn to do it well .. learning lead should come after you can play solid backup and have the sound of the chords in your head
That would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for the bad food when it got to your stomach. Like you could eat a carrot with an onion ring and they would travel down to your stomach, then they would get there, and the carrot would say, It's cool, he's with me.
A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night.
She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
It's always cool on the airplane when people are watching “SVU.
” It’s funny. And it’s always the reruns.
Like Richard Price and the late, great Elmore Leonard, Matt Burgess is one of those cool, quick and funny writers who can turn a seemingly routine crime caper into something special.
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.
We shall, by and by, want a world of hemp more for our own consumption.
Spread joy. Chase your wildest dreams.
I enjoy smoking cannabis and see no harm in it
It's funny, I don't even consider myself a rapper, I don't consider myself a designer, or even an actor. I just like creating stuff and trying to make good work, whatever it is. I don't care if it's designing toothbrushes. It's just making cool stuff to leave behind, that's all it is, it's nothing more.
Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off.
It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time.
Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty.
I'm one of those guys like whatever the situation is, as long as people are cool and everybody is trying to be funny, I have a good time.
When you go to a bar that has a black light, everybody looks cool.
Except for me, because I was under the impression that the mustard stain came out.
But here’s the thing: Appropriation occurs when a style leads to racist generalizations or stereotypes where it originated, but is deemed as high fashion, cool, or funny when the privileged take it for themselves. Appropriation occurs when the appropriator is not aware of the deep significance of the culture that they are partaking in.
Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories.
What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis; not the young, cool guy, always the bloated fool.
When I was a kid, I inhaled. Frequently. That was the point.
I think pot should be legal. I don’t smoke it, but I like the smell of it.
If you ask me, I'd like to become the first female president.
That would be really cool. The first thing I would do is redecorate the White House, it doesn't look very cozy.
I'd like to name my kid a whole phrase.
You know, something like Ladies and Gentlemen. That'll be a cool name for a kid. This is my son, Ladies and Gentlemen! Then, when he gets out of hand, I get to go, Ladies and Gentlemen, please!
When I was in England, I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didnt like it, and I didnt inhale, and I never tried again.
The music that I make isn't really like any of the music that I listen to.
I think I listen to cool music, but I know that I don't make cool music - so it's kind of funny!
Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memories.
A well known American writer said once that, while everybody talked about the weather, nobody seemed to do anything about it.
I think being funny had something to do with feeling like an outsider, not feeling cool - insecurity.