157 Birthday Wishes Quotes

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Famous Birthday Wishes Quotes

Happy birthday greetings and warmest wishes, too May today, tomorrow, everyday Be truly happy for you. — Margaret Brown

May the moments of today become fond memories for tomorrow. Happy Birthday - Rob Jackson

May the moments of today become fond memories for tomorrow. Happy Birthday — Rob Jackson

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet. — Robert Orben

All I want for my birthday is another birthday. - Ian Dury

All I want for my birthday is another birthday. — Ian Dury

A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy. — Abhishek Bachchan

Katrina Kaif is doing very well for herself and I'd like to wish her a very Happy Birthday — Deepika Padukone

There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn

There is still no cure for the common birthday. — John Glenn

If life is a birthday cake let my face be smeared with its icing of cognac and kindness. — Aberjhani

Something to remember on your birthday..Forget the past, it can't be changed..And, forget the present because I didn't get you one. — Brian Jones

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. — Jean Paul Richter

Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It's all about the memories. — Buddy Valastro

Every day, every birthday candle I blow out, every penny I throw over my shoulder in a wishing well, every time my daughter says, 'Let's make a wish on a star,' there's one thing I wish for: wisdom. — Rene Russo

At 50, don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. Happy 50th birthday. — H. H. Asquith

You're birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar..... Yung No Mo — Dana Rosemary Scallon

Happy birthday to former First Lady Barbara Bush, who turned seventy-seven this week. Unfortunately, where her granddaughters helped blow out the candles on her cake, it exploded. — Craig Kilborn

Short Birthday Wishes Quotes

  • Your birthday is the vintage of your wine; the mark that warns you of your future. — Aesop
  • Why party like it is 1999 when you can party like it is your birthday? — Prince
  • Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new. — Sammy Hagar
  • You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. — Bob Hope
  • I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.' — Steven Wright
  • Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words. — Plautus
  • A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. — Robert Frost
  • Happy Valentine's day sir! Next year, happy anniversary na yan ha. — Toni Gonzaga
  • From our birthday, until we die, Is but the winking of an eye. — William Butler Yeats
  • Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears. — John Lennon

Birthday Wishes Image Quotes

Birthday wishes quote Some days I wish I could go back in life. Not to change anything, but to feel a few things twice.
Some days I wish I could go back in life. Not to change anything, but to feel a few things twice.

Happy Birthday Wishes Quotes

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. — Dorothy Parker

Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. — Jon Foreman

Live your life with arms wide open. Today is where your book begins. The rest is still unwritten. — Natasha Bedingfield

Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come. - Lucy Larcom

Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come. — Lucy Larcom

If you're not getting older, you're dead. — Tom Petty

We're sending you best wishes And hope your day goes well And that you'll find some memories With stories you can tell Of how you had a marvelous time And those around you too With fun and lots of laughter And all this just for you.. Have a Very Happy Birthday — Janet Horne

Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. — C. E. M. Joad

Joy is that kind of happiness that does not depend on what happens. — David Steindl-Rast

If possible, forget the past. Look forward to the future. — Henry Watkins Allen

And once again we wish you All joyous things and more A day that's filled with happiness And memories to store. — Janet Horne

Birthday Wishes Funny Quotes

I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it. — Eva Gabor

They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much. — Malcolm Cowley

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. — Phyllis Diller

You're only as old as you feel. — Paul Simonon

If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people. — Anthony

Whoever, in middle age, attempts to realize the wishes and hopes of his early youth, invariably deceives himself. Each ten years of a man's life has its own fortunes, its own hopes, its own desires. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to wish all of you a very Happy Birthday. — Ralph Kiner

Birthday Card Quotes

It’s the moment I’ve been waiting for, fighting on the big cards like UFC 200. — Amanda Nunes

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. — Johnny Carson

Valentine cards and birthday wishes? Please...be on another level of planning, of understanding The bond between man and woman and child. The highest elevation, cause we above All that romance crap, just show your love. — Method Man

Valentine's Day is a sham created by card companies to reinforce gender stereotypes. [..] I'll buy some cookies, but NOT for Valentine's Day. These cookies celebrate the February 14th birthday of Anna Howard Shaw, famed American suffragette. — Anna Howard Shaw

On Valentine's Day, millions of men give millions of women flowers, cards and candy as a heartfelt expression of the emotion that also motivates men to observe anniversaries and birthdays-fear. — Dave Barry

I saw a birthday card the other day, and it said, "If you didn't know how old you were, how old would you think you were?" I started changing it in my mind right away to, "If you didn't know how sick you were, how sick would you think you were?" — Michael J. Fox

There's nothing funnier than getting a death threat via MySpace. Why don't you just write it in a children's birthday card. — Doug Stanhope

Thank you Dad... for listening and caring, for giving and sharing, but, especially, for just being you! Happy Birthday to you — John Walter Bratton

I occasionally get birthday cards from fans. But it's often the same message: They hope it's my last. — Al Forman

Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed. — P. J. O'Rourke

Birthday Quotes

Instead of celebrating my birthday, it would be my proud privilege if 5 September is observed as Teachers' Day. — Sarvepalli Radhakrishnan

Act your age, not your shoe size. - Prince

Act your age, not your shoe size. — Prince

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. — Mother Teresa

So plant your own gardens and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. — Jorge Luis Borges

Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again. — Menachem Mendel Schneerson

Come grow old with me. The best is yet to be. - William Wordsworth

Come grow old with me. The best is yet to be. — William Wordsworth

We turn not older with years but newer every day. — Emily Dickinson

A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be. — Douglas Pagels

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity, it dares all things and crushes down remorselessly all that stands in its path. — Agatha Christie

I want to get old gracefully. I want to have good posture, I want to be healthy and be an example to my children. — Sting

Celebrate Birthday Quotes

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art. - Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art. — Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

I never really had a celebrity crush when I was little. I know some of my friends have posters up on their bedroom wall; I was never really about that. — Sadie Sink

I don’t care about what nobody say or how nobody feel. I’m happy, I’m living my life, and that’s what it is. — 21 Savage

I stopped going to Kingdom Hall, the church, when I was 11 years old, so I was very young. They don't celebrate birthdays, you get no Christmas, so it's a very difficult religion for children to get into. And they do a lot of finger-pointing among the Jehovah's Witnesses. — Ja Rule

I reflected a lot, I thought a lot on my 50th birthday. It has been one of the most important birthdays in my life, not in terms of celebration but in terms of retrospect. — Rakesh Jhunjhunwala

Am I ever gonna grow thick skin? No. I just gotta focus on making money. Cause ain’t no going back. I’m gonna be famous forever. — Cardi B

Where is Conor? He wanna fight with a bus. I want to fight with a real gangster. Iaquinta, thank you so much. — Khabib Nurmagomedov

If we celebrate Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday at a time of presidential inaugurals, this is thanks to Ronald Reagan who created the holiday, and not to the Democratic Congress of the Carter years, which rejected it. — David Horowitz

When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special magnificence, there was much talk and excitement in Hobbiton. — J. R. R. Tolkien

I’m just the same guy. I don’t need to be a celebrity or a superstar. — Kawhi Leonard

Happy Birthday Quotes

Your life is a gift from the Creator. Your gift back to the Creator is what you do with your life. — Billy Mills

The golden age is before us, not behind us. — William Shakespeare

But when I look back I can't call myself unlucky. My 23rd birthday was December 14. In these years I have had more than most people get in a lifetime. — Ernie Davis

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. — Aristotle Onassis

I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody. - George Burns

I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody. — George Burns

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. — Theodore Roosevelt

One can remain alive ... if one is unafraid of change, insatiable in intellectual curiosity interested in big things and happy in small ways. — Edith Wharton

Live your life to the fullest. - Shakira

Live your life to the fullest. — Shakira

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. — George Burns

The United States is the only country with a known birthday. — James G. Blaine

Birthday Present Quotes

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time. — Douglas Coupland

I play PC and Xbox games at home, and I just got a PSP as a birthday present. - Uwe Boll

I play PC and Xbox games at home, and I just got a PSP as a birthday present. — Uwe Boll

Don't think that even an engineer, when he buys a motor, takes it to bits to scrutinize it. Even he as a specialist buys from the external appearance. A motor ought to look like a birthday present. — Peter Behrens

I'm over the moon to be involved in the 'Doctor Who' Christmas special. I can't quite believe it as it's a part of the family tradition at the Jenkins household. I heard the news that I got the role on my 30th birthday and it was the best birthday present ever. — Katherine Jenkins

In 1993 my birthday present was a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame. — Annette Funicello

I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!" — Jimmy Carr

I hate birthdays, .. It's more like a new starting point in New York. For me, it's an evolution. I don't celebrate the past. I like the present and tomorrow. — Karl Lagerfeld

I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, 'Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.' So he went out and bought a present for my mother. — Rita Rudner

The best birthday present I ever got was born 10 minutes before I was. — Bill Kaulitz

On my tenth birthday a bicycle and an atlas coincided as presents and a few days later I decided to cycle to India. — Dervla Murphy

Old Birthday Quotes

Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. — Arthur Schopenhauer

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. — Phyllis Diller

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety. — Steven Wright

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age. — Thomas Bailey Aldrich

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get. — Jim Davis

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. — Eleanor Roosevelt

The advantage of being eighty years old is that one has many people to love. — Jean Renoir

Only a few things are really important. — Marie Dressler

The only time you really live fully is from thirty to sixty. The young are slaves to dreams; the old servants of regrets. Only the middle-aged have all their five senses in the keeping of their wits. — Theodore Roosevelt

You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt; as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear, as young as your hope, as old as your despair. — Samuel Ullman

Birthday Humor Quotes

Your True Nature Is Love. There's Nothing You Can Do About It. - Byron Katie

Your True Nature Is Love. There's Nothing You Can Do About It. — Byron Katie

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. — Will Rogers

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. — Herbert V. Prochnow

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT — Darynda Jones

At 50, a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an optimist without being an ass — Mark Twain

Pleas'd look forward, pleas'd to look behind,And count each birthday with a grateful mind. — Alexander Pope

If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes. — Euripides

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. — Kathy Lette

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. — Steven Wright

She's 80 my nan, what do you want for your birthday? "SHREDDER!! GET ME A SHREDDER!!", what do you want a shredder for? "IDENTITY THEFT!!". — Russell Howard

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More Birthday Wishes Quotes

Thank you for all the birthday wishes, it's brought a tear to my eye, and a boner to my pants. — Jack Barakat

You must become an old man in good time if you wish to be an old man long. [Lat., Mature fieri senem, si diu velis esses senex.] — Marcus Tullius Cicero

Wishing, like sipping a glass of punch, or pulling aside a bearskin rug in order to access a hidden trapdoor in the floor, is merely a quiet way to spend one's time before the candles are extinguished on one's birthday cake. — Daniel Handler

Fly free and happy beyond birthdays and across forever, and we'll meet now and then when we wish, in the midst of the one celebration that never can end. — Richard Bach

Wish on everything. Pink cars are good, especially old ones. And stars of course, first stars and shooting stars. Planes will do if they are the first light in the sky and look like stars. Wish in tunnels, holding your breath and lifting your feet off the ground. Birthday candles. Baby teeth. — Francesca Lia Block

You know what I think? I think that if a young woman doesn't engage in the act of occasionally wishing on a star or a flower or a birthday cake full of candles, then we're forfeiting one of the sweetest whimsies of our youth. — Robin Jones Gunn

The most successful marketer becomes part of the lives of their followers. They follow back. They wish happy birthday. They handle problems their customers have with products or service. They grow their businesses and brands by involving themselves in their own communities. — Marsha Collier

On your birthday . . . Have a cuppa, kick off your shoes, sit back and relax ? you deserve it! Best Wishes for a Very Relaxing Birthday. — Margaret Jones

The happiest person is the person who thinks the most interesting thoughts. — Timothy Dwight V

When I was little I thought, isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th. — Gloria Stuart

Lots of birthday wishes Are sent to you today Hope your day will be One of the best You've ever had! — Julie McGregor

John McCain is falling down on the job. He has gotten weak. He has gotten old. I do want to wish him a happy birthday. He is going to be 80 on Monday and I want to give him the best birthday present ever, the gift of retirement. — Kelli Ward

Birthday Wishes Are sent your way! To wish you Such Wonderful Day! — Julie McGregor

Turning one hundred was the worst birthday of my life. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Turning 101 was not so bad. Once you're past that century mark, it's just not as shocking. — Annie Elizabeth Delany

I find that most people [in social media] just want me to say "happy birthday" to their mom or wish them good luck with their exams. — Boy George

On Father's Day, we again wish you all happy birthday. — Ralph Kiner

When I'm about to blow the candles on my birthday cake and everybody is telling me I must make a wish, I just go into a tailspin. I'm thinking: what do I wish?, and I just can't seem to think about anything. Then I close my eyes, take a deep breath and there comes my wish. I don't know how to explain what goes on inside of me, but that's what happens: breathing is the key to understand what's really important to me. — Kristen Stewart

Sehwag shall be remembered for his explosive and natural cricketing skills. Wish him all success on his birthday. — Rajeev Shukla

I wish people would stop talking about my birthday. — George Bernard Shaw

People associate long hair with drug use. I wish people associated long hair with something other than drug use, like an extreme longing for cake. And then strangers would see a long haired guy and say, "That guy eats cake!" "He is on bundt cake!" Mothers saying to their daughters, "Don't bring the cake eater over here anymore. He smells like flour. Did you see how excited he got when he found out your birthday was fast approaching?" — Mitch Hedberg

A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted. — R. K. Milholland

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