Happy Valentine's day sir! Next year, happy anniversary na yan ha. — Toni Gonzaga
Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot. — Milton Berle
Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! — Jay Leno
You have a dark heart in you, Valentine's daughter. — Cassandra Clare
My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the good parts for herself. — Milton Berle
Red roses for young lovers. French beans for longstanding relationships — Ruskin Bond
Love, that is day and night - love, that is sun and moon and stars, Love, that is crimson, sumptuous, sick with perfume, no other words but words of love, no other thought but love. — Walt Whitman
Love's in need of love today...don't delay...send yours in right away — Stevie Wonder
Make me a fragrance that smells like love — Christian Dior
My alone feels so good, I'll only have you if you're sweeter than my solitude. — Warsan Shire
My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there. — Carrie Fisher
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. — Jon Foreman
I am a lover without a lover. I am lovely and lonely and I belong deeply to myself. — Warsan Shire
Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. — Nicholas Sparks
You are, and always have been, my dream. — Nicholas Sparks
Things must be felt with the heart. — Helen Keller
The minute I heard my first love story, I started looking for you. — Rumi
My love is deep; the more I give to thee, the more I have, both are infinite. — William Shakespeare
Valentine Image Quotes
Romantic Valentine Quotes
One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. — Kahlil Gibran
Never close your lips to those whom you have already opened your heart. — Charles Dickens
You are the best thing that's ever been mine. — Taylor Swift
They say when you are missing someone that they are probably feeling the same, but I don't think it's possible for you to miss me as much as I'm missing you right now — Edna St. Vincent Millay
So, I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. — Paulo Coelho
It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. — Vladimir Nabokov
Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough. — George Edward Moore
I finally understood what true love meant...love meant that you care for another person's happiness more than your own, no matter how painful the choices you face might be. — Nicholas Sparks
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.I love thee to the depth and breadth and height My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight For the ends of Being and ideal Grace. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
For those who love... time is eternity. — Henry Van Dyke
A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it — Donald M. Fraser
Love is not finding someone to live with; it's finding someone you can't live without. — Raphael Montanez Ortiz
My Valentine Quotes
I love you. I am who I am because of you. You are every reason, every hope, and every dream I've ever had, and no matter what happens to us in the future, everyday we are together is the greatest day of my life. I will always be yours. — Nicholas Sparks
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes. — Emo Philips
so I love you because I know no other way than this: where I does not exist, nor you, so close that your hand on my chest is my hand, so close that your eyes close as I fall asleep. — Pablo Neruda
When I have learned to love God better than my earthly dearest, I shall love my earthly dearest better than I do now. — C. S. Lewis
Kindness - that simple word. To be kind - it covers everything, to my mind. If you're kind that's it. — Roald Dahl
I just filmed a movie with my boyfriend, an indie film called 'Conception.' And it's kind of like an R-rated version of 'Valentine's Day.' So it's like all about eight couples, and me and my boyfriend play one of them together. And that was a lot of fun. — Sarah Hyland
I won`t cry for you, my mascara`s too expensive — Adriana Lima
Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago! — Greg Giraldo
In your light I learn how to love. In your beauty, how to make poems. You dance inside my chest where no-one sees you, but sometimes I do, and that sight becomes this art. — Rumi
At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass! — Joan Rivers
Valentine Love Quotes
A single act of kindness throws out roots in all directions, and the roots spring up and make new trees. — Amelia Earhart
Love withers under constraints: its very essence is liberty: it is compatible neither with obedience, jealousy, nor fear. — Percy Bysshe Shelley
A heart is not judged by how much you love; but by how much you are loved by others. — L. Frank Baum
Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies. — Candace Bushnell
Oh, innocent victims of Cupid, remember this terse little verse: To let a fool kiss you is stupid. To let a kiss fool you is worse. — Yip Harburg
Love is as strong as death; its jealousy as unyielding as the grave. It burns like a blazing fire; like a mighty flame. Many waters cannot quench love, rivers cannot wash it away — Solomon
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. — Albert Einstein
Love is a driver, bitter and fierce if you fight and resist him,
Easy-going enough once you acknowledge his power. — Ovid
It doesn`t matter if you have a valentine or not - just love yourself and be your own. — Kim Kardashian
Valentine's Day Quotes
When you are kind to others, it not only changes you, it changes the world. — Harold S. Kushner
They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. — Yip Harburg
Do what you do. This Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Year's Eve, Twelfth Night, Valentine's Day, Mardi Gras, St. Paddy's Day, and every day henceforth. Just do what you do. Live out your life and your traditions on your own terms. If it offends others, so be it. That's their problem. — Chris Rose
What this world needs is a new kind of army - the army of the kind. — Cleveland Amory
Being single is pretty good. It's a nice sense of irresponsibility. — Michael Douglas
Love is the total absence of fear. Love asks no questions. Its natural state is one of extension and expansion, not comparison and measurement. — Gerald Jampolsky
Most people are slow to champion love because they fear the transformation it brings into their lives. And make no mistake about it: love does take over and transform the schemes and operations of our egos in a very mighty way. — Aberjhani
Valentine's Day is a sham created by card companies to reinforce gender stereotypes. [..] I'll buy some cookies, but NOT for Valentine's Day. These cookies celebrate the February 14th birthday of Anna Howard Shaw, famed American suffragette. — Anna Howard Shaw
Don't wait until it's too late to say I love you. — Stana Katic
Cute Valentine Quotes
In women everything is heart, even the head. — Jean Paul
Time is: Too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear. — Henry Van Dyke
Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day. — Jay Leno
Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January. — Jim Gaffigan
Maybe I think you're cute and funny. Maybe I wanna do what bunnies do with you, if you know what I mean. — Ingrid Michaelson
What a lover’s heart knows let no man’s brain dispute. — Aberjhani
Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. -Antoine de Saint-Exupéry,
“You are blessed doublee if you are in love”
- honeya
“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. — Albert Einstein
I love you more than I could ever promise because you take me the way I am. — Ingrid Michaelson
Love doesn't grow on trees like apples in Eden - it's something you have to make. And you must use your imagination too. — Joyce Cary
I'm not alone, but I am lonely without you. — Mary Martin
Be My Valentine Quotes
Romantic Art: The Hearts Awakening - Bouguereau At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. — Plato
Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! — Thomas Hood
Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything. — Jon Stewart
He: "Whale you be my valentine?" She: "Dolphinitely. — Adam Young
If you can believe it, Hollywood wanted to change my birthdate. I was born after Valentine's Day, so they wanted to change it to February 14. A Latin lover should be born on Valentine's Day. I said no. — Cesar Romero
I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say,
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. — Thomas Hood
If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. — Ernest Hemingway
We sent out 3,000 Valentines to the ladies, asking them to be my voter. — Terry Dill
My perfect Valentine's Day would be coming home to a giant box waiting for me, and it has a gorgeous dress and high-heeled shoes and a handbag. And someone's waiting to do my hair and makeup. You can tell I've been in too many romantic comedies. — Judy Greer
When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care? — Lewis Grizzard
Anti Valentine Quotes
Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with. — Sarah Jessica Parker
You do not need to be loved, not at the cost of yourself. Of all the people you will know in the lifetime, you are the only one you will never leave or lose. — Jo Coudert
The only difference between the women I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him. — Richard Jeni
But never again use another person's body or emotions as a scratching post for your own unfulfilling yearnings. — Elizabeth Gilbert
Love is like war; easy to begin, hard to end. — Ann Brashares
You cannot be with someone just because you don’t want to hurt him. You have your own happiness to think about. — Melissa de la Cruz
We fall in love when our imagination projects nonexistent perfection upon another person. One day, the fantasy evaporates and with it, love dies. — Jose Ortega y Gasset
Learn your way around loneliness. Make a map of it. Sit with it, for once in your life. Welcome to the human experience. — Elizabeth Gilbert
Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone. — Lewis Black
You're not a coward just because you don't want to hurt people. — Veronica Roth
Humorous Valentine Quotes
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead. — Ann Landers
You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories. — Melanie Clark Pullen
I'm single because I was born that way. — Mae West
You can't put a price tag on preparation for a pandemic. — Richard E. Besser
Unlikely things to see in a Valentine's card - "I may be dyslexic but that doesn't mean I don't vole you." — Russell Howard
I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia. — Frankie Boyle
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in. — Courteney Cox
1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move. — Kristen Schaal
It was hidden inside another book. One Valentine was unlikely to ever open." Magnus smiled crookedly. "Simple Recipes for Housewives. No one can say your mother didn't have a sense of humor. — Cassandra Clare
Neighborhood is a word that has come to sound like a Valentine. As a sentimental concept, 'neighborhood' is harmful to city planning. It leads to attempts at warping city life into imitations of town or suburban life. Sentimentality plays with sweet intentions in place of good sense. — Jane Jacobs
Love is a gift of one's inner most soul to another so both can be whole. — Buddha
Love me tender, love me sweet, never let me go. — Elvis Presley
I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes, after the day's great sun. — Charles Hanson Towne
Ever absent, ever near;
Still I see thee, still I hear;
Yet I cannot reach thee, dear! — Ferenc Kazinczy
I advocate speaking words of love with all the sincerity that can be mustered, as frequently as possible. — Mary Anne Radmacher
See the valentine I made for Linus? On the inside, I wrote, To my sweet babboo." "He says he's not your sweet babboo." "What does he know? — Charles M. Schulz
Then you're dead, too, sweet little sister.' Oh, yes,' said Valentine. 'They'll believe that. "I didn't know it would kill Andrew. And when he was dead, I didn't know it will kill Valentine too. — Orson Scott Card
Valentines Day Quotes
I was in a band called The Valentines and they broke up last week. — Bon Scott
Spice a dish with love and it pleases every palate. — Plautus
By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation. — Oscar Wilde
A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. — Stendhal
Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more. — Catullus
How many times do I love, again?
Tell me how many beads there are
In a silver chain
Of evening rain
Unravelled from the trembling main
And threading the eye of a yellow star:-
So many times do I love again. — Thomas Lovell Beddoes
Love that does not renew itself every day becomes a habit and in turn a slavery. — Kahlil Gibran
The most important things are the hardest to say — Stephen King
I love you more than I have ever found a way to say to you. — Ben Folds
Valentine Card Quotes
Valentine cards and birthday wishes?
Please...be on another level of planning, of understanding
The bond between man and woman and child.
The highest elevation, cause we above
All that romance crap, just show your love. — Method Man
All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. — Milton Berle
On Valentine's Day, millions of men give millions of women flowers, cards and candy as a heartfelt expression of the emotion that also motivates men to observe anniversaries and birthdays-fear. — Dave Barry
The bravest thing that men do is love women. — Mort Sahl
To know the pain of too much tenderness — Kahlil Gibran
This is my saddest story: In grade school, they would have us open our Valentine's cards and read them out loud. I always sent cards to myself because nobody else did. — William Shatner
Love the people with whom fate brings you together — Marcus Aurelius
Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you're old. — Stephen Colbert
Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time. — Henri Frederic Amiel
The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one. — Rita Rudner
When you really want love you will find it waiting for you. — Oscar Wilde
A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses. — H. L. Mencken
And all along I believed I would find you. Time has brought your heart to me. I have loved you for a thousand years. I'll love you for a thousand more. — Christina Perri
Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day. — Dane Cook
All of us, consciously or unconsciously, set out to have the best possible love life. Valentine's Day simply shines a light on the degree to which that didn't - or hasn't yet - materialized. — Tracy McMillan
Friend Valentine Quotes
Friends are the siblings God never gave us. — Mencius
There is an important difference between love and friendship. While the former delights in extremes and opposites, the latter demands equality. — Francoise d'Aubigne, Marquise de Maintenon
He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes. — Buddha
There is no greater thing two friends can do for each other than simply to be each other's friends. — Sir David Baird, 1st Baronet
Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's like, 'I don't know how to break this to you but I think she's banging your dad!' — Russ Meneve
The people people have for friends
Your common sense appall
But the people people marry
Are the queerest folk of all. — Charlotte Perkins Gilman
No measure of time with you will be long enough, but we'll start with forever. — Stephenie Meyer
There is no safer feeling than the comfort of sheltering from life's storms in the harbor of friendship. — Sir David Baird, 1st Baronet
She's my comforter and friend, I tell you she's that peace within. She's the lover in my home, she's the strength when I'm not strong. Everyday my valentine, I'm so glad heave made her mine. — R. Kelly
Happy Valentines Quotes
And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars. — Beth Revis
My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me; We'll lock them up together, And throw away the key. — Arthur Frederick Saunders
I'm in love with you, and I'm not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. — John Green
This fire that we call Loving is too strong for human minds. But just right for human souls. — Aberjhani
Just stop it. Seriously. Whatever it is. Just stop it. If only for an hour, a day, a week. Stop doing it long enough to get a glimpse of what the change would actually look like. — Mary Anne Radmacher
It is the special quality of love not to be able to remain stationary, to be obliged to increase under pain of diminishing. — Andre Gide
I thought of the words of the Renaissance philosopher Michel de Montaigne. "If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I. — Josh Lanyon
Happy Valentines Day to those who have found love, in whatever shape or form, and to those who are still hunting, don't give up. If you feel bad, send yourself a card. You must be worth it. — Jeanette Winterson
Not every effort at loving difficult people will have a positive ending... We don't love people in hopes of a happy ending. We love them because it's the right thing to do. — Doug McIntosh
This day I see that pretty much all my correspondences are love letters. — Mary Anne Radmacher
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