To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.
— Ogden Nash

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
— Unknown

Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in planning the marriage
— Zig Ziglar

The most dangerous food to eat is a wedding cake.
— Proverbs

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
— John Heywood