When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.— Prince Philip
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We're all consumers. The consumer is not a moron; she is your wife.
The Greatest Happiness is to scatter your enemy and drive him before you.
To see his cities reduced to ashes. To see those who love him shrouded and in tears. And to gather to your bosom his wives and daughters.
Man's highest joy is in victory: to conquer one's enemies;
to pursue them; to deprive them of their possessions; to make their beloved weep; to ride on their horses; and to embrace their wives and daughters.
There are three faithful friends an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.
When a man finds a good woman and treats her the way she deserves to be treated it will change his Life. God favors a man that finds his wife and Loves her the way God Loves her
By All means marry, if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
How little wives may realize that a biting, stinging word in the morning will rob a husband of efficiency the whole day long. But a loving, tender, beautiful word—a little prayer word—will fill him with music and will lead him into victory.
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.
No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.
The consumer is not a moron, she is your wife.
I like writing books. I'd rather be at home with my wife. I can write, take a break, come out, have a glass of tea, give my wife a kiss, and go back in and write some more. It's not so bad. I am really lucky.
I was a queen, and you took away my crown;
a wife, and you killed my husband; a mother, and you deprived me of my children. My blood alone remains: take it, but do not make me suffer long.
Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
You can change your wife, your politics, your religion, but never, never can you change your favourite football team.
The perfect family doesn't exist, nor is there a perfect husband or a perfect wife, and let's not talk about the perfect mother-in-law! It's just us sinners. A healthy family life requires frequent use of three phrases: "May I? Thank you, and I'm sorry" and "never, never, never end the day without making peace."
Man up and settle down. The sooner a man can gain control, identify his wife, and be faithful to her, the more successful, and happy you will be in life. Being with one woman in a faithful relationship will cause you to be the happiest version of yourself.
If you want to live a happy life, don’t teach your wife how to drive a car or a motorcycle.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
In the marriage union, the independence of the husband and wife will be equal, their dependence mutual, and their obligations reciprocal.
If we could survive without a wife, citizens of Rome, all of us would do without that nuisance.
The pig is the most shameless animal on the face of the earth.
It is the only animal that invites its friends to have sex with its mate. In America, most people consume pork. Many times after dance parties, they have swapping of wives; many say 'you sleep with my wife and I will sleep with your wife.' If you eat pigs then you behave like pigs.
God created sex. Priests created marriage.
A man is at the bar, drunk. I pick him up off the floor, and offer to take him home. On the way to my car, he falls down three times. When I get to his house, I help him out of the car, and on the way to the front door, he falls down four more times. I ring the bell and say, Here's your husband! The man's wife says, Where's his wheelchair?
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
My great-grandfather used to say to his wife, my great-grandmother, who in turn told her daughter, my grandmother, who repeated it to her daughter, my mother, who used to remind her daughter, my own sister, that to talk well and eloquently was a very great art, but that an equally great one was to know the right moment to stop.
The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn't say.
Each suburban wife struggles with it alone.
As she made the beds, shopped for groceries, matched slipcover material, ate peanut butter sandwiches with her children, chauffeured Cub Scouts and Brownies, lay beside her husband at night- she was afraid to ask even of herself the silent question-- 'Is this all?
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Trophy wife - The term trophy wife or tropaeum uxor refers to a wife who is regarded as a status symbol for the husband. The term is often used in a derogatory or disparaging
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All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife.
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
I think my friends wife has been banging a black guy.
Because they just had a baby. And the baby had a hole in it.
The universities do not teach all things .
.. so a doctor must seek out old wives, gypsies, sorcerers, wandering tribes, old robbers, and such outlaws and take lessons from them. A doctor must be a traveller . . . Knowledge is experience.
I do not regard the rise of woman as a bad sign.
Rather do I fancy that her traditional subordination was itself an artificial and undesirable condition based on Oriental influences. Our virile Teutonic ancestors did not think their wives unworthy to follow them into battle, or scorn to dream of winged Valkyries bearing them to Valhalla.
He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home, and broods a nest of sorrows.
My wife actually got worried about my drinking so much regular milk, you know, so she got me into rice milk and now soy milk, which I greatly enjoy. A soy mocha's a fine thing.
I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy.
First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.
With his blessings from above, serve it generously with love.
One man, one wife, one love, through life.