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Picture quote by David Ogilvy about economics

We're all consumers. The consumer is not a moron; she is your wife. ⏤ David Ogilvy

Picture quote by Socrates about philosophy

By All means marry, if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. ⏤ Socrates

Picture quote by David Ogilvy about consumer

The consumer is not a moron, she is your wife. ⏤ David Ogilvy

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No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.

Harold MacMillan, politician

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

Rodney Dangerfield, comedian

A wife of noble character who can find? She is worth far more than rubies.

Bible proverbs,

I can't be a wife. I'm not that sort of person. Wives have to compromise all the time.

Sarah Brightman, musician

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.

Jay Leno, comedian

I guess I have always been deeply terrified to really be someone's wife since I know from life one cannot love another, ever, really.

Marilyn Monroe, actress

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats.

Woody Allen, director

Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.

Thomas Fuller, clergyman

If a man loves you... he's willing to profess it. He'll give you a title after a while. You're going to be his lady, his woman, his fiancee, his wife, his baby's mama, something.

Steve Harvey, actor

In marriage do thou be wise: prefer the person before money, virtue before beauty, the mind before the body; then thou hast a wife, a friend, a companion, a second self.

William Penn, leader

Do you want to be an artist and a writer, or a wife and a lover? With kids, your focus changes. I don't want to go to PTA meetings.

Stevie Nicks, musician

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Groucho Marx, comedian

Between a man and his wife nothing ought to rule but love. Authority is for children and servants, yet not without sweetness.

William Penn, leader

My toughest fight was with my first wife.

Muhammad Ali, boxer

The game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace.

Michael Jordan, basketball player

I have a wife and a son, but the gay rumors have started. I guess it's a sign that I'm moving up the ladder.

Hugh Jackman, actor

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

Chi Chi Rodriguez, athlete

Handsome husbands often make a wife's heart ache.

Samuel Richardson, novelist

Racing is a very selfish, self-centred, self-glorifying thing. My wife's life for 14 years was centered around me. It was all about me. It was all for my ego.

Greg LeMond, athlete

The man who loves other countries as much as his own stands on a level with the man who loves other women as much as he loves his own wife.

Theodore Roosevelt, president

Last year my wife got a Rolls-Royce.

Russell Simmons, businessman

My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry.

Bruce Willis, actor

Chance is the first step you take, luck is what comes afterward.

Amy Tan, novelist

How can a Man respect his Wife when he has a contemptible Opinion of her and her Sex?

Mary Astell, writer

Never argue with your wife about hostility when she's a certified Freudian.

William Goldman, novelist

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

Jimmy Durante, comedian

I have a wife, I have sons: all of them hostages given to fate.

Lucan, poet

When one has love for God, one doesn't feel any physical attraction to wife, children, relatives and friends. One retains only compassion for them.

Ramakrishna, leader

Most nights I end up wearing a wife beater T-shirt and boxers.

Jessica Alba, actress

And of course we are familiar with the English common law rule of thumb that said a man could in fact use a stick no bigger than his thumb to discipline his wife and family.

Patricia Ireland, activist

People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.

Erma Bombeck, humorist

The best kind of kinky sex is to have kinky sex with your wife or husband, the person you love.

Frank Langella, actor

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

Jane Austen, writer

There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife.

Clare Boothe Luce, dramatist

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

Les Dawson, comedian

When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.

Helen Rowland, writer

I find myself enjoying a deeper love than I ever imagined was possible in the form of my daughter and certainly in the union with my wife. It makes everything else, including work, which is one of the things I'm most passionate about, pale by comparison.

Benjamin Bratt, actor

We had to be very careful on our best behaviour when we went to these other countries. And then I made a living, I had a chance to support my wife and my kids. It was a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful program from that point of view.

Gavin MacLeod, actor

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.

Jack Benny, comedian

I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.

Charles Farrar Browne, writer

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

Rodney Dangerfield, comedian

First get an absolute conquest over thyself, and then thou wilt easily govern thy wife.

Thomas Fuller, clergyman

Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.

Jean Rostand, scientist

Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.

P. J. O'Rourke, comedian

I have a fantastic wife, and not only in terms of external beauty. Her priority and mine is our children. That is our choice.

Luis Figo, athlete

I could be such a wonderful wife to another wife's husband.

Judith Viorst, author

The loss of liberty which must attend being a wife was of all things the most horrible to my imagination.

Sarah Fielding,

I'm completely Americanized - I have an American accent, an American wife - but a residue of me is foreign.

Dinesh D'Souza, author

Thank god my wife is neither a Serb nor a Jew.

Franjo Tudjman, statesman

To see my wife getting inspired from my notes and thoughts, going in the direction I wanted, and have her surprise me with wonderful choices was a real treat.

Lasse Hallstrom, director

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.

Jimmy Carter, president

If everyone got a divorce and looked for a second wife, the Coptic family would lose its moral compass.

Pope Shenouda III, clergyman

And don't forget, a prisoner's wife must always think good thoughts.

Nazim Hikmet, poet

Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.

Queen Victoria, royalty

My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem.

Rex Hunt, entertainer

My wife, my family, my friends - they've all taught me things about love and what that emotion really means. In a nutshell, loving someone is about giving, not receiving.

Nicholas Sparks, author

When you have a godly husband, a godly wife, children who respect their parents and who are loved by their parents, who provide for those children their physical and spiritual and material needs, lovingly, you have the ideal unit.

Jerry Falwell, clergyman

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates, philosopher

But when we have families, when we have children, this gives us a purpose for being, to protect our children, to avoid going to jail because if I'm in jail, who looks after my children, who's there for my wife?

Ernie Hudson, actor

Any judge who allows an adulterer with a live-in girlfriend to terminate the life of his wife should be impeached.

Phyllis Schlafly, lawyer

Since I'm a mother and a wife, I have to have passion or the frustration would win out. But I love managing people. The product is second to managing the people. And marketing to consumers is so challenging because it is evolving constantly.

Andrea Jung, businesswoman

Because wherever I am today, I still owe it to God and I owe it to two men - the Honorable Elijah Muhammad and Malcolm X and of course, two very special women, my mother and my wife.

Louis Farrakhan, activist

The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure.

Jon Bon Jovi, musician

My wife has them all in a vault... a copy of every album.

Jerry Goldsmith, composer

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

Rodney Dangerfield, comedian

I wonder if I ever thought of an ideal reader... I guess when I was in my 20s and in New York and maybe even in my early 30s, I would write for my wife Janice... mainly for my poet friends and my wife, who was very smart about poetry.

Kenneth Koch, poet

I think my wife saw a picture of the rock group Journey, and they're kind of aging, and the one guy had dyed blonde hair with black roots, and... my idea was to get a little earring, I wanted to have a dangling earring.

Fred Willard, comedian

My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce.

Charles Farrar Browne, writer

If you have your wife, and you are proud of something she's done, wouldn't you go and support her in something? That is what I was trying to do.

Gisele Bundchen, model

I only travel to good material, a good director and a good company. I won't work in another country for a year any longer, because I have a lovely wife and I adore her and I can't bear to be away from her.

Jim Dale, musician

Beckham? His wife can't sing and his barber can't cut hair.

Brian Clough, athlete

For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone.

E. W. Howe, novelist

A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night.

Chanakya, teacher

One of the wonderful things about this glorious holiday trip I'm on is that I'm in public with people. It hasn't been inclined... I don't know - something to do with the death of my wife. It's inclined to make me isolated.

Jeremy Brett, actor

My wife thinks I'm completely mad.

Malcolm Williamson, composer

We all had lots of stories of our sad experiences - they mourned the death of my wife with me - but we were hopeful that the children would return.

Otto Frank, celebrity

You only require two things in life: your sanity and your wife.

Tony Blair, politician

I'm very fortunate in that I don't have money problems. I have lunch with my wife at home. I don't have to commute, so I have much more time with my family.

Kazuo Ishiguro, author

I don't want to argue with my wife about her car - or my driving.

Dale Earnhardt, celebrity

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.

Jim Samuels,

The first thing I did when I sold my book was buy a new wedding ring for my wife and asked her to marry me all over again.

Nicholas Sparks, author

I told them if were going to do it were going to do it right, I'm not leaving 'til it's done. My wife, child and I slept in the studio. We cut these raw.

Dick Dale, guitarist

I love my wife, she deserves anything and everything.

Aaron Spelling, producer

No jealousy their dawn of love overcast, nor blasted were their wedded days with strife; each season looked delightful as it past, to the fond husband and the faithful wife.

James Beattie,

One man's folly is another man's wife.

Helen Rowland, writer

Madam your wife and I didn't hit it off the only time I ever saw her. I won't say she was silly, but I think one of us was silly, and it wasn't me.

Elizabeth Gaskell, novelist

One thing my wife says is bad about me, is that I still care too much.

Aaron Spelling, producer

I had pretty much raised my kids and my first wife and I were divorced, so I began, in earnest, to start my musical career again. Going for the big record deal and all of that.

Jimmy Carl Black, musician

Caesar's wife must be above suspicion.

Julius Caesar, leader

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, for there are plenty of others.

Otto Rank, psychologist

I saw my wife at a pool, flipped over her, and 14 days later we were married.

James Garner, activist

My wife had taken off on a plane. Two airplanes had crashed into the World Trade Center. I, of course, like any other person, felt potentially devastated, panicky a little bit.

Ted Olson, politician

I no longer need to be someone's wife. I'm doing okay as I am.

Linda Evans, actress

When I hear traditional family values raised, I hear that effort once again to re-establish the man as head and master of his family. Who had the, not only the right, but the obligation to discipline his wife and children to keep them in line?

Patricia Ireland, activist

Yeah, Dundee was great. It was a great film. I fell in love with my Mexican wife on Dundee.

Sam Peckinpah, director

I'm still very close friends with his first wife, Neile, who is now remarried.

Robert Vaughn, actor

I met my wife in Washington, D.C. I was a senior in college. WW II was about to descend upon us. Jobs were starting to open up after a prolonged depression.

Tom Glazer, musician

The only time a wife listens to her husband is when he's asleep.

Chuck Jones, director

That is, the wife must care for what the husband cares for if he is to remain resolute.

Mother Jones, activist

I immediately called the command center of the Department of Justice to let them know that my wife was on a plane that had been hijacked. I mainly wanted them know there was another hijacked plane out there.

Ted Olson, politician

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