I'm a goofy girl. I like to laugh and I like to make other people laugh. — Gal Gadot
We love to make people laugh - it's just something we do. — James Murray
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. — Peter Ustinov
I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most. — John Leguizamo
I be goofy, kinda funny. Acting stupid but they love me. — Mac Miller
I love a girl that can make me laugh. I am not really a laugh-at-things type of guy and I don't smile and laugh all the time... But if a girl can make me laugh... I'm in love!!!! — Jesse McCartney
If you can make me laugh, my heart is yours! I think there's nothing more attractive than someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously. — Shay Mitchell
I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person. — Audrey Hepburn
There is nothing more precious than laughter — Frida Kahlo
I love to laugh.It's the only way to live. Enjoy each day-it's not coming back again! — Doris Day
A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally. — John Ratzenberger
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. — Ambrose Bierce
Short Love Funny Quotes
Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious as possible. — Elisha Cuthbert
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. — Mark Twain
Love is being stupid together. — Paul Valery
Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other. — Oscar Wilde
Laughter is the best medicine in the world. — Milton Berle
I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone. — Danny Devito
If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable. — Carrie Fisher
Life is a mixing of all kind of things: comedy and tragedy going together. — Alejandro Jodorowsky
Top 10 Love Funny Quotes
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. — Woody Allen
We were together. I forget the rest. — Walt Whitman
There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that. — Lewis Grizzard
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. — Groucho Marx
Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary. — Oscar Wilde
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. — Albert Einstein
I ain't afraid to love a man. I ain't afraid to shoot him either. — Annie Oakley
Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. — Jackie Mason
A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words. — Donna Roberts
love the life you live. live the life you love. — Bob Marley
Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. — David Frost
If you won't be better tomorrow than you were today, then what do you need tomorrow for? — Nachman of Breslov
If you love someone who is ruining his or her life because of faulty thinking, and you don't do anything about it because you are afraid of what others might think, it would seem that rather than being loving, you are in fact being heartless. — William Wilberforce
How To Love Quotes
Love is man's natural endowment, but he doesn't know how to use it. He refuses to recognize the power of love because of his love of power. — Dick Gregory
Not by gain our life is measured, But by what we've lost 'Tis scored; 'Tis not how much wine is drunken But how much has been outpoured. For the strength of love never standeth In the sacrifice we bear; He who has the greatest suffering Ever has the most to share. — Watchman Nee
How sad, a heart that
does not know how to love, that
does not know what it is to be drunk with love.
If you are not in love, how can you enjoy
the blinding light of the sun,
the soft light of the moon? — Omar Khayyam
How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.
I guarantee that the seed you plant in love, not matter how small, will grow into a mighty tree of refuge. We all want a future for ourselves and we must now care enough to create, nurture and secure a future for our children.” — Afeni Shakur
In my dreams and visions, I seemed to see a line, and on the other side of that line were green fields, and lovely flowers, and beautiful white ladies, who stretched out their arms to me over the line, but I couldn't reach them no-how. I always fell before I got to the line. — Harriet Tubman
To Almighty God, it's not how much we give, but how much love we put in the giving. Love is not measured by how much we do; love is measured by how much love we put in; how much it is hurting us in loving. — Mother Teresa
If I cut you off chances are you handed me the scissors.
A test of a people is how it behaves toward the old. It is easy to love children. Even tyrants and dictators make a point of being fond of children. But the affection and care for the old, the incurable, the helpless are the true gold mines of a culture. — Abraham Joshua Heschel
Learn to commit every situation to God, and trust Him for the outcome. God's love for you never changes, no matter what problems you face or how unsettled life becomes. — Billy Graham
Love doesn't mean doing extraordinary or heroic things. It means knowing how to do ordinary things with tenderness. — Jean Vanier
God lives, feels and suffers in every one of us, and in course of time, His attributes, knowledge, beauty and love will be revealed in each of us. — Sarvepalli Radhakrishnan
Wherever you are, whatever you do, be in love. — Rumi
To love a person is to see all of their magic, and to remind them of it when they have forgotten.
There are only two days in the year that nothing can be done. One is called Yesterday and the other is called Tomorrow. Today is the right day to Love, Believe, Do and mostly Live. — Dalai Lama
Go forth in peace, for you have followed the good road. Go forth without fear, for he who created you has made you holy, has always protected you, and loves you as a mother. Blessed be you, my God, for having created me. — Clare of Assisi
You find that being vulnerable is the only way to allow your heart to feel true pleasure that's so real it scares you. You find strength in knowing you have a true friend and possibly a soul mate who will remain loyal to the end. — Bob Marley
Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are magic.
I love being part of something that is working toward a greater goal, and there's no more satisfaction in life than achieving those goals as a team and being a part of that team. — Jim Harbaugh
Life is not a problem to be solved, but an experience to be had. — Alan Watts
I wish I could show you...the astonishing light of your own being. — Hafez
Not to hurt our humble brethren is our first duty to them, but to stop there is not enough. We have a higher mission - to be of service to them whenever they require it. — Francis of Assisi
Do You Love Me Quotes
I love you more than my own skin and even though you don’t love me the same way, you love me anyways, don’t you? And if you don’t, I’ll always have the hope that you do, and i’m satisfied with that. Love me a little. I adore you. — Frida Kahlo
I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you. — Bo Burnham
Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything that it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more. — Erica Jong
I hope to arrive to my death, late, in love and a little drunk.
Now, you tell me, if I have a day off during the baseball season, where do you think I'll spend it? The ballpark. I still love it. Always have, always will. — Harry Caray
As for me, to love you alone, to make you happy, to do nothing which would contradict your wishes, this is my destiny and the meaning of my life. — Napoleon Bonaparte
Do you love me enough that I may be weak with you? Everyone loves strength, but do you love me for my weakness? That is the real test. — Alain de Botton
The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too.
You have to love what you do, and you have to need it like you need air. And there's nothing else that would give me the same degree of satisfaction as acting, which is why I can't walk away from it. — Wentworth Miller
If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. — Albert Schweitzer
I may have more money than you, but money doesn't make the difference. If
there is any difference between you and me, it may simply be that I get up and have a chance to do what I love to do, every day. If you learn anything from me, this is the best advice I can give you. — Warren Buffett
A Prayer of Anselm My God, I pray that I may so know you and love you that I may rejoice in you. And if I may not do so fully in this life let me go steadily on to the day when I come to that fullness . . . Let me receive That which you promised through your truth, that my joy may be full. — Anselm of Canterbury
We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness — and call it love — true love. — Robert Fulghum
A loving relationship is one in which the loved one is free to be himself -- to laugh with me, but never at me; to cry with me, but never because of me; to love life, to love himself, to love being loved. Such a relationship is based upon freedom and can never grow in a jealous heart — Leo Buscaglia
When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier. — Diane von Furstenberg
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. — Melanie Griffith
When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?' He answered, 'If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you. — Jerry Lewis
I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. — John Fugelsang
Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person; having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but to pour them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, knowing that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and then, with a breath of kindness, blow the rest away. — George Eliot
Attack the evil that is within yourself, rather than attacking the evil that is in others. — Confucius
Haters are just confused admirers because they can't figure out the reason why everyone loves you. — Jeffree Star
The solution to any problem -work, love, money, whatever -is to go fishing, and the worse the problem, the longer the trip should be. — John Gierach
Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone. — Lenny Bruce
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. — Jay McInerney
What greater gift than the love of a cat. — Charles Dickens
My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there. — Carrie Fisher
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. — Irwin Corey
I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. — George Burns
I am a lover without a lover. I am lovely and lonely and I belong deeply to myself. — Warsan Shire
Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you. — Jeremy Clarkson
Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without. — James Dobson
However good or bad you feel about your relationship, the person you are with at this moment is the "right" person, because he or she is the mirror of who you are inside. — Deepak Chopra
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