The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet. — Robert Orben
You're birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar..... Yung No Mo — Dana Rosemary Scallon
There is still no cure for the common birthday. — John Glenn
All I want for my birthday is another birthday. — Ian Dury
Your birthday is the vintage of your wine; the mark that warns you of your future. — Aesop
A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy. — Abhishek Bachchan
Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing. — Faina Ranevskaya
Why party like it is 1999 when you can party like it is your birthday? — Prince
Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new. — Sammy Hagar
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. — Bob Hope
Happy birthday to former First Lady Barbara Bush, who turned seventy-seven this week. Unfortunately, where her granddaughters helped blow out the candles on her cake, it exploded. — Craig Kilborn
Happy birthday greetings and warmest wishes, too May today, tomorrow, everyday Be truly happy for you. — Margaret Brown
The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity. — Seneca
The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity. — Seneca
From our birthday, until we die, Is but the winking of an eye. — William Butler Yeats
Short Old Birthday Quotes
At 50, don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. Happy 50th birthday. — H. H. Asquith
May the moments of today become fond memories for tomorrow. Happy Birthday — Rob Jackson
The day you become old is the day you're not looking for new experiences anymore. — Billie Joe Armstrong
We turn not older with years but newer every day. — Emily Dickinson
To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am. — Bernard Baruch
To me -- old age is always ten years older than I am. — Andre B. Buruch
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. — Chili Davis
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. — Jean Paul Richter
If you're not getting older, you're dead. — Tom Petty
Old age is an insult. It's like being smacked. — Lawrence Durrell
Old Birthday Image Quotes
Live your life. Take chances. Be crazy. Don't wait. Because right now is the oldest you've ever been and the youngest you'll ever be again.
Getting Old Birthday Quotes
I want to get old gracefully. I want to have good posture, I want to be healthy and be an example to my children. — Sting
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. — Arthur Schopenhauer
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. — Phyllis Diller
Every time you are tempted to react in the same old way, ask if you want to be a prisoner of the past or a pioneer of the future.
To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age. — Thomas Bailey Aldrich
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get. — Jim Davis
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. — George Burns
When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life
I stopped going to Kingdom Hall, the church, when I was 11 years old, so I was very young. They don't celebrate birthdays, you get no Christmas, so it's a very difficult religion for children to get into. And they do a lot of finger-pointing among the Jehovah's Witnesses. — Ja Rule
You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt; as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear, as young as your hope, as old as your despair. — Samuel Ullman
Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. — C. E. M. Joad
Youth is a circumstance you can't do anything about. The trick is to grow up without getting old. — Frank Lloyd Wright
Birthday Quotes
Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears. — John Lennon
Instead of celebrating my birthday, it would be my proud privilege if 5 September is observed as Teachers' Day. — Sarvepalli Radhakrishnan
If you want something new, you have to stop doing something old.
Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. — Mother Teresa
So plant your own gardens and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. — Jorge Luis Borges
Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again. — Menachem Mendel Schneerson
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. — Dorothy Parker
A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be. — Douglas Pagels
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. — Robert Frost
Happy Birthday Quotes
A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity, it dares all things and crushes down remorselessly all that stands in its path. — Agatha Christie
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. — Jon Foreman
Your life is a gift from the Creator. Your gift back to the Creator is what you do with your life. — Billy Mills
Live your life with arms wide open. Today is where your book begins. The rest is still unwritten. — Natasha Bedingfield
But when I look back I can't call myself unlucky. My 23rd birthday was December 14. In these years I have had more than most people get in a lifetime. — Ernie Davis
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. — Aristotle Onassis
I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody. — George Burns
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. — Theodore Roosevelt
Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come. — Lucy Larcom
Celebrate Birthday Quotes
Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art. — Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
I never really had a celebrity crush when I was little. I know some of my friends have posters up on their bedroom wall; I was never really about that. — Sadie Sink
I don’t care about what nobody say or how nobody feel. I’m happy, I’m living my life, and that’s what it is. — 21 Savage
I reflected a lot, I thought a lot on my 50th birthday. It has been one of the most important birthdays in my life, not in terms of celebration but in terms of retrospect. — Rakesh Jhunjhunwala
Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It's all about the memories. — Buddy Valastro
Am I ever gonna grow thick skin? No. I just gotta focus on making money. Cause ain’t no going back. I’m gonna be famous forever. — Cardi B
Where is Conor? He wanna fight with a bus. I want to fight with a real gangster. Iaquinta, thank you so much. — Khabib Nurmagomedov
If we celebrate Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday at a time of presidential inaugurals, this is thanks to Ronald Reagan who created the holiday, and not to the Democratic Congress of the Carter years, which rejected it. — David Horowitz
When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special magnificence, there was much talk and excitement in Hobbiton. — J. R. R. Tolkien
I’m just the same guy. I don’t need to be a celebrity or a superstar. — Kawhi Leonard
My Birthday Quotes
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. — Steven Wright
As nervous as I am to pick up a water bottle, that's how nervous I am to perform. My confidence is very high. I really enjoy going up, I feel like it's my birthday everyday that I have to go up there. — Gucci Mane
I wasn't very good about juggling family and my career. I was interested in who was coming to the children's birthday party, what my son was writing. I was thinking about Legos. — Jill Clayburgh
On my birthday, I was in Milan for the collections. — Eva Herzigova
Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends — John Lennon
Your True Nature Is Love. There's Nothing You Can Do About It. — Byron Katie
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety. — Steven Wright
There can be no greater well wisher for me in life than my mother. — Rakesh Jhunjhunwala
Young Birthday Quotes
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. — Eleanor Roosevelt
The only time you really live fully is from thirty to sixty. The young are slaves to dreams; the old servants of regrets. Only the middle-aged have all their five senses in the keeping of their wits. — Theodore Roosevelt
The older I get, the more I see the power of that young woman, my mother. — Sharon Olds
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. — Mark Twain
...inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened. — Terry Pratchett
My faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. — Mark Twain
I've been very competitive by nature from a young age, whether it was eating a bowl of pasta faster than somebody else, or always wanting to be the first one in line. — Maria Sharapova
One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late. — Pablo Picasso
Plant the seeds of Love in your hearts. Let them grow into trees of Service and shower the sweet fruit of Ananda. Share the Ananda with all. That is the proper way to celebrate the Birthday — Sathya Sai Baba
Birthday Humor Quotes
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. — Will Rogers
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. — Johnny Carson
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. — Herbert V. Prochnow
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT — Darynda Jones
I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!" — Jimmy Carr
At 50, a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an optimist without being an ass — Mark Twain
Pleas'd look forward, pleas'd to look behind,And count each birthday with a grateful mind. — Alexander Pope
I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, 'Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.' So he went out and bought a present for my mother. — Rita Rudner
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes. — Euripides
I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it. — Eva Gabor
Milestone Birthday Quotes
The advantage of being eighty years old is that one has many people to love. — Jean Renoir
When I passed forty I dropped pretense, 'cause men like women who got some sense. — Maya Angelou
Once I was looking through the kitchen window at dusk and I saw an old woman looking in. Suddenly the light changed and I realized that the old woman was myself. you see, it all happens on the outside; inside one doesn't change. — Molly Keane
The first forty years of our life give the text, the next thirty furnish the commentary upon it, which enables us rightly to understand the true meaning and connection of the text with its moral and its beauties. — Arthur Schopenhauer
Let every birthday be a festival, a time when the gladness of the house finds expression in flowers, in gifts, in a little fête. Never should a birthday be passed over without note, or as if it were a common day, never should it cease to be a garlanded milestone in the road of life. — Margaret Elizabeth Sangster
You've heard of the three ages of man - youth, age, and you are looking wonderful. — Francis Spellman
At 19, everything is possible and tomorrow looks friendly. — Jim Bishop
If you survive long enough, you're revered - rather like an old building. — Katharine Hepburn
There's no magic numbers in birthdays in my life, there are no milestones, there's no event. Every birthday has to be celebrated to its fullest, even if it's with one person or with 20. — Sandra Bullock
Sooner or later we all discover that the important moments in life are not the advertised ones, not the birthdays, the graduations, the weddings, not the great goals achieved. The real milestones are less prepossessing. They come to the door of memory. — Susan B. Anthony
Birthday Card Quotes
It’s the moment I’ve been waiting for, fighting on the big cards like UFC 200. — Amanda Nunes
Valentine cards and birthday wishes?
Please...be on another level of planning, of understanding
The bond between man and woman and child.
The highest elevation, cause we above
All that romance crap, just show your love. — Method Man
Valentine's Day is a sham created by card companies to reinforce gender stereotypes. [..] I'll buy some cookies, but NOT for Valentine's Day. These cookies celebrate the February 14th birthday of Anna Howard Shaw, famed American suffragette. — Anna Howard Shaw
On Valentine's Day, millions of men give millions of women flowers, cards and candy as a heartfelt expression of the emotion that also motivates men to observe anniversaries and birthdays-fear. — Dave Barry
They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much. — Malcolm Cowley
I saw a birthday card the other day, and it said, "If you didn't know how old you were, how old would you think you were?" I started changing it in my mind right away to, "If you didn't know how sick you were, how sick would you think you were?" — Michael J. Fox
There's nothing funnier than getting a death threat via MySpace. Why don't you just write it in a children's birthday card. — Doug Stanhope
Thank you Dad...
for listening and caring,
for giving and sharing,
but, especially, for just being you!
Happy Birthday to you — John Walter Bratton
I occasionally get birthday cards from fans. But it's often the same message: They hope it's my last. — Al Forman
Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed. — P. J. O'Rourke
Birthday Wishes Quotes
Every day, every birthday candle I blow out, every penny I throw over my shoulder in a wishing well, every time my daughter says, 'Let's make a wish on a star,' there's one thing I wish for: wisdom. — Rene Russo
We're sending you best wishes
And hope your day goes well
And that you'll find some memories
With stories you can tell
Of how you had a marvelous time
And those around you too
With fun and lots of laughter
And all this just for you..
Have a Very Happy Birthday — Janet Horne
Joy is that kind of happiness that does not depend on what happens. — David Steindl-Rast
Katrina Kaif is doing very well for herself and I'd like to wish her a very Happy Birthday — Deepika Padukone
If possible, forget the past. Look forward to the future. — Henry Watkins Allen
Thank you for all the birthday wishes, it's brought a tear to my eye, and a boner to my pants. — Jack Barakat
You must become an old man in good time if you wish to be an old man long.
[Lat., Mature fieri senem, si diu velis esses senex.] — Marcus Tullius Cicero
Wishing, like sipping a glass of punch, or pulling aside a bearskin rug in order to access a hidden trapdoor in the floor, is merely a quiet way to spend one's time before the candles are extinguished on one's birthday cake. — Daniel Handler
And once again we wish you All joyous things and more A day that's filled with happiness And memories to store. — Janet Horne
Fly free and happy beyond birthdays and across forever, and we'll meet now and then when we wish, in the midst of the one celebration that never can end. — Richard Bach
Only a few things are really important. — Marie Dressler
I'm going to die very soon. Before my 21st birthday. I won't live to be 21. I'm never going to be old. I don't ever want to be ugly and old. I'm an old lady now anyhow. I'm 80. There's nothing left. I've already lived a whole lifetime. I'm going out. In a blaze of glory. — Nancy Spungen
When LeBron came into the league, I was 9 years old. So I grew up watching him play. — Giannis Antetokounmpo
If there’s anything I like to do in my old age, it’s f*k a lot of melons. — Markiplier
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. — Jack Benny
I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough. — Johnny Vegas
I don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the rear. — Phyllis Diller
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating. — Arnold Bennett
Age is opportunity no less than youth itself. — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
And the beauty of a woman, with passing years only grows! — Audrey Hepburn
Miranda in Miranda's sight is old, gray and dirty; Twenty-nine she was last night; This morning she is thirty. — Ogden Nash
I have everything I had twenty years ago, only it's all a little bit lower. — Gypsy Rose Lee
We can't reach old age by another man's road. — Mark Twain
At 50, if you are on a diet on your birthday, you can't eat a piece of your birthday cake. So grab two, a piece in each hand and, lo and behold, you will be on a balanced diet! Happy birthday, old chum! — Abraham Lincoln
grow old with me. the best is yet to be. the last of life for which the first was made. — Robert Browning
The spirit should never grow old. — John Kenneth Galbraith
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