140 Birthday Card Quotes

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Famous Birthday Card Quotes

Happy birthday greetings and warmest wishes, too May today, tomorrow, everyday Be truly happy for you. — Margaret Brown

There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn

There is still no cure for the common birthday. — John Glenn

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet. — Robert Orben

May the moments of today become fond memories for tomorrow. Happy Birthday - Rob Jackson

May the moments of today become fond memories for tomorrow. Happy Birthday — Rob Jackson

A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy. — Abhishek Bachchan

All I want for my birthday is another birthday. - Ian Dury

All I want for my birthday is another birthday. — Ian Dury

Katrina Kaif is doing very well for herself and I'd like to wish her a very Happy Birthday — Deepika Padukone

Something to remember on your birthday..Forget the past, it can't be changed..And, forget the present because I didn't get you one. — Brian Jones

Your birthday is the vintage of your wine; the mark that warns you of your future. — Aesop

If life is a birthday cake let my face be smeared with its icing of cognac and kindness. — Aberjhani

You're birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar..... Yung No Mo — Dana Rosemary Scallon

At 50, don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. Happy 50th birthday. — H. H. Asquith

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new. - Sammy Hagar

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new. — Sammy Hagar

My birthday was Monday, now I finally get to go home and enjoy it with some Burger King. Here I come baby! Burger King! Burger King! — James Toney

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. — George Burns

Birthday Wishes Quotes

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. — Dorothy Parker

Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. — Jon Foreman

Live your life with arms wide open. Today is where your book begins. The rest is still unwritten. — Natasha Bedingfield

Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come. - Lucy Larcom

Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come. — Lucy Larcom

Every day, every birthday candle I blow out, every penny I throw over my shoulder in a wishing well, every time my daughter says, 'Let's make a wish on a star,' there's one thing I wish for: wisdom. — Rene Russo

Valentine cards and birthday wishes? Please...be on another level of planning, of understanding The bond between man and woman and child. The highest elevation, cause we above All that romance crap, just show your love. — Method Man

Birthday card quote We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand ~Randy Pausch
We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand ~Randy Pausch

If you're not getting older, you're dead. — Tom Petty

We're sending you best wishes And hope your day goes well And that you'll find some memories With stories you can tell Of how you had a marvelous time And those around you too With fun and lots of laughter And all this just for you.. Have a Very Happy Birthday — Janet Horne

Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. — C. E. M. Joad

Joy is that kind of happiness that does not depend on what happens. — David Steindl-Rast

Birthday Quotes

Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears. — John Lennon

Instead of celebrating my birthday, it would be my proud privilege if 5 September is observed as Teachers' Day. — Sarvepalli Radhakrishnan

Why party like it is 1999 when you can party like it is your birthday? — Prince

Act your age, not your shoe size. - Prince

Act your age, not your shoe size. — Prince

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. — Mother Teresa

So plant your own gardens and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. — Jorge Luis Borges

Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again. — Menachem Mendel Schneerson

Come grow old with me. The best is yet to be. - William Wordsworth

Come grow old with me. The best is yet to be. — William Wordsworth

We turn not older with years but newer every day. — Emily Dickinson

A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be. — Douglas Pagels

Birthday Present Quotes

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time. — Douglas Coupland

I play PC and Xbox games at home, and I just got a PSP as a birthday present. - Uwe Boll

I play PC and Xbox games at home, and I just got a PSP as a birthday present. — Uwe Boll

Don't think that even an engineer, when he buys a motor, takes it to bits to scrutinize it. Even he as a specialist buys from the external appearance. A motor ought to look like a birthday present. — Peter Behrens

I'm over the moon to be involved in the 'Doctor Who' Christmas special. I can't quite believe it as it's a part of the family tradition at the Jenkins household. I heard the news that I got the role on my 30th birthday and it was the best birthday present ever. — Katherine Jenkins

In 1993 my birthday present was a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame. — Annette Funicello

I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!" — Jimmy Carr

I hate birthdays, .. It's more like a new starting point in New York. For me, it's an evolution. I don't celebrate the past. I like the present and tomorrow. — Karl Lagerfeld

I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, 'Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.' So he went out and bought a present for my mother. — Rita Rudner

The best birthday present I ever got was born 10 minutes before I was. — Bill Kaulitz

On my tenth birthday a bicycle and an atlas coincided as presents and a few days later I decided to cycle to India. — Dervla Murphy

Celebrate Birthday Quotes

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art. - Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art. — Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

I never really had a celebrity crush when I was little. I know some of my friends have posters up on their bedroom wall; I was never really about that. — Sadie Sink

I don’t care about what nobody say or how nobody feel. I’m happy, I’m living my life, and that’s what it is. — 21 Savage

I stopped going to Kingdom Hall, the church, when I was 11 years old, so I was very young. They don't celebrate birthdays, you get no Christmas, so it's a very difficult religion for children to get into. And they do a lot of finger-pointing among the Jehovah's Witnesses. — Ja Rule

I reflected a lot, I thought a lot on my 50th birthday. It has been one of the most important birthdays in my life, not in terms of celebration but in terms of retrospect. — Rakesh Jhunjhunwala

Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It's all about the memories. — Buddy Valastro

Am I ever gonna grow thick skin? No. I just gotta focus on making money. Cause ain’t no going back. I’m gonna be famous forever. — Cardi B

Where is Conor? He wanna fight with a bus. I want to fight with a real gangster. Iaquinta, thank you so much. — Khabib Nurmagomedov

If we celebrate Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday at a time of presidential inaugurals, this is thanks to Ronald Reagan who created the holiday, and not to the Democratic Congress of the Carter years, which rejected it. — David Horowitz

When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special magnificence, there was much talk and excitement in Hobbiton. — J. R. R. Tolkien

Birthday Party Quotes

Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. — Arthur Schopenhauer

I wasn't very good about juggling family and my career. I was interested in who was coming to the children's birthday party, what my son was writing. I was thinking about Legos. — Jill Clayburgh

You always get a special kick on opening day, no matter how many you go through. You look forward to it like a birthday party when you're a kid. You think something wonderful is going to happen. — Joe Dimaggio

Time flies when you are having fun. — Albert Einstein

I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd. — Jim Cornette

I had very strict parents, I could never go outside or go to parties. — Cardi B

Parties are not my scene. — Sam Bankman-Fried

The summer of 2002 at the Wilson birthday party I met Van Dyke again and I made plans to have dinner with him. — Matthew Sweet

I went to a rare live Van Dyke show and met him there. And then he came to a show of mine and we spoke back stage. The third time was at Brian Wilson's birthday party. — Matthew Sweet

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough. — Johnny Vegas

Birthday Cake Quotes

It’s so comforting to have a small piece of cake. Just one slice. — Mary Berry

The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so it blows up in their face - that's always fun to play on a guest star, or one of the trainees or someone who's new. — Catherine Bell

Happy birthday to former First Lady Barbara Bush, who turned seventy-seven this week. Unfortunately, where her granddaughters helped blow out the candles on her cake, it exploded. — Craig Kilborn

Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids. — Bill Maher

Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing. — Faina Ranevskaya

Most of us have fond memories of food from our childhood. Whether it was our mom's homemade lasagna or a memorable chocolate birthday cake, food has a way of transporting us back to the past. — Homaro Cantu

Every two months, I allow myself a splurge day where I eat thick, doughy pizza from Pizzeria Uno or an ice cream sundae from my store with birthday-cake ice cream, Marshmallow Fluff, and toppings mixed in. — Dylan Lauren

The first memory I have, anyway, I guess - I think it was my second birthday and the cake came out with the candles and I was very excited and I was, like, "Oh! A cake!" and then my cousin blew out the candles. I was so disappointed. It just broke my heart. And so that's stamped in my brain. — Heath Ledger

At 50, if you are on a diet on your birthday, you can't eat a piece of your birthday cake. So grab two, a piece in each hand and, lo and behold, you will be on a balanced diet! Happy birthday, old chum! — Abraham Lincoln

Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth. — Janet Evanovich

Birthday Humor Quotes

Your True Nature Is Love. There's Nothing You Can Do About It. - Byron Katie

Your True Nature Is Love. There's Nothing You Can Do About It. — Byron Katie

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety. — Steven Wright

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get. — Jim Davis

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. — Will Rogers

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. — Johnny Carson

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. — Herbert V. Prochnow

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT — Darynda Jones

At 50, a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an optimist without being an ass — Mark Twain

Pleas'd look forward, pleas'd to look behind,And count each birthday with a grateful mind. — Alexander Pope

If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes. — Euripides

Happy Birthday Quotes

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity, it dares all things and crushes down remorselessly all that stands in its path. — Agatha Christie

Your life is a gift from the Creator. Your gift back to the Creator is what you do with your life. — Billy Mills

The golden age is before us, not behind us. — William Shakespeare

But when I look back I can't call myself unlucky. My 23rd birthday was December 14. In these years I have had more than most people get in a lifetime. — Ernie Davis

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. — Aristotle Onassis

I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody. - George Burns

I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody. — George Burns

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. — Theodore Roosevelt

One can remain alive ... if one is unafraid of change, insatiable in intellectual curiosity interested in big things and happy in small ways. — Edith Wharton

Live your life to the fullest. - Shakira

Live your life to the fullest. — Shakira

The United States is the only country with a known birthday. — James G. Blaine

Old Birthday Quotes

I want to get old gracefully. I want to have good posture, I want to be healthy and be an example to my children. — Sting

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. — Phyllis Diller

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age. — Thomas Bailey Aldrich

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. — Eleanor Roosevelt

The advantage of being eighty years old is that one has many people to love. — Jean Renoir

Only a few things are really important. — Marie Dressler

The only time you really live fully is from thirty to sixty. The young are slaves to dreams; the old servants of regrets. Only the middle-aged have all their five senses in the keeping of their wits. — Theodore Roosevelt

You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt; as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear, as young as your hope, as old as your despair. — Samuel Ullman

I'm going to die very soon. Before my 21st birthday. I won't live to be 21. I'm never going to be old. I don't ever want to be ugly and old. I'm an old lady now anyhow. I'm 80. There's nothing left. I've already lived a whole lifetime. I'm going out. In a blaze of glory. — Nancy Spungen

When LeBron came into the league, I was 9 years old. So I grew up watching him play. — Giannis Antetokounmpo

Birthday Wishes Funny Quotes

I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it. — Eva Gabor

They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much. — Malcolm Cowley

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. — Phyllis Diller

You're only as old as you feel. — Paul Simonon

If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people. — Anthony

Whoever, in middle age, attempts to realize the wishes and hopes of his early youth, invariably deceives himself. Each ten years of a man's life has its own fortunes, its own hopes, its own desires. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to wish all of you a very Happy Birthday. — Ralph Kiner

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More Birthday Card Quotes

Any time women come together with a collective intention, it's a powerful thing. Whether it's sitting down making a quilt, in a kitchen preparing a meal, in a club reading the same book, or around the table playing cards, or planning a birthday party, when women come together with a collective intention, magic happens. — Phylicia Rashad

It’s the moment I’ve been waiting for, fighting on the big cards like UFC 200. — Amanda Nunes

Valentine's Day is a sham created by card companies to reinforce gender stereotypes. [..] I'll buy some cookies, but NOT for Valentine's Day. These cookies celebrate the February 14th birthday of Anna Howard Shaw, famed American suffragette. — Anna Howard Shaw

On Valentine's Day, millions of men give millions of women flowers, cards and candy as a heartfelt expression of the emotion that also motivates men to observe anniversaries and birthdays-fear. — Dave Barry

I saw a birthday card the other day, and it said, "If you didn't know how old you were, how old would you think you were?" I started changing it in my mind right away to, "If you didn't know how sick you were, how sick would you think you were?" — Michael J. Fox

There's nothing funnier than getting a death threat via MySpace. Why don't you just write it in a children's birthday card. — Doug Stanhope

I went to the little church in the country after ten years in the city. And part of my dream was to sit on people's front porches with glasses of iced tea, and all that happened. I was able to send birthday cards to everyone in the parish and able to know everyone who was there on Sunday by name. And that was what I'd been looking for. — Barbara Brown Taylor

Thank you Dad... for listening and caring, for giving and sharing, but, especially, for just being you! Happy Birthday to you — John Walter Bratton

I occasionally get birthday cards from fans. But it's often the same message: They hope it's my last. — Al Forman

Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed. — P. J. O'Rourke

All three [of my grandkids] earn money around the house, and all three spend their own money. Now I've noticed that when they have to spend their own money on birthday cards, they have decided that homemade cards are so much nicer. — Elizabeth Warren

I always knew that sooner or later there would come somebody like Woody Guthrie who could make a great song every week. Dylan certainly had a social agenda, but he was such a good poet that most of his attempts were head and shoulders above things that I and others were trying to do. ... If I had an address, I'd send him a birthday card saying, 'keep on going.' — Pete Seeger

One of the sadder things, I think, Is how our birthdays slowly sink: Presents and parties disappear, The cards grow fewer year by year, Till, when one reaches sixty-five, How many care we're still alive? — Philip Larkin

Be sure to incorporate your pooch into your daily activities to make her feel like a true family member. You can do this by signing your dog's name - or her paw print - on birthday cards, by getting 'from our dog to your dog' holiday cards, or by including your dog when asked the number of family members in your household. These small, considerate actions will make you an ideal petowner. — Joyce Jillson

I got Mary pregnant and man that's all she wrote. And for my 19th birthday, I got a union card and a factory coat. — Bruce Springsteen

I've got some incredible fans actually - so loyal and they make me birthday cards and Christmas cards. I got this package of poems and artwork based around Jennifer Bofinger, media spokeswoman for the animal rights group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, said despite the shabby treatment of deer just loves it! — Debby Ryan

I love a card. You know, cards? At birthdays? I collect them. — Adele

This is a Happy Birthday card, Made with lots of love by me It's to a Very Important Parent A VIP... ...and you are she — John Walter Bratton

I've got some incredible fans actually - so loyal and they make me card »">birthday cards and Christmas cards. I got this package of poems and artwork based around the songs. They've got this thing called 'Floetry' where they all have to put in artwork. They've set up their own competitions and stuff which is kind of amazing. — Florence Welch

"I'm going back!" I shouted, standing to put some distance between us in case I was yanking her chain too hard and she came after me. "I'll show him," I said, waving an arm. "I'll sneak in. I'll steal his freaking glasses and mail them back to him in a freaking birthday card!" — Kim Harrison

For my birthday that year Anne gave me an inflatable atlas globe, along with a birthday card in which she wrote: I give you the world. Have fun blowing it up. — Craig Ferguson

For his thirtieth birthday he had filled a whole night-club off Regent Street; people had been queuing on the pavement to get in. The SIM card of his mobile phone in his pocket was overflowing with telephone numbers of all the hundreds of people he had met in the last ten years, and yet the only person he had ever wanted to talk to in all that time was standing now in the very next room. — David Nicholls

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