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Every time you find some humor in a difficult situation, you win. ⏤ Sayings

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Every time you are able to find some humor in a difficult situation, you win. ⏤ Sayings

Picture quote by Will Rogers about silence

Never miss a good chance to shut up. ⏤ Will Rogers

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Albert Einstein, physicist

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it.

Allen Klein, businessman

Love is a serious mental disease.

Plato, philosopher

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?

Albert Einstein, physicist

That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.

George Carlin, comedian

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.

Max Eastman, author

Throughout history, great leaders have known the power of humor.

Allen Klein, businessman

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

George Carlin, comedian

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.

Charles Bukowski, author

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.

Mark Twain, author

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

Bill Cosby, comedian

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Woody Allen, director

The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.

Mark Twain, author

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Steven Wright, comedian

The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is why he made so many of them.

Abraham Lincoln, president

I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

Mark Twain, author

Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.

John Wayne, actor

Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness is its poison.

Lord Chesterfield, statesman

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.

George Bernard Shaw, dramatist

Which of us is happy in this world? Which of us has his desire? or, having it, is satisfied?

William Makepeace Thackeray, novelist

The secret to humor is surprise.

Aristotle, philosopher

One never needs their humor as much a when they argue with a fool.

Chinese Proverbs,

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.

Jane Austen, writer

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.

Mahatma Gandhi, activist

My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself.

Maya Angelou, poet

If there is anyone here whom I have not insulted, I beg his pardon.

Johannes Brahms, composer

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

Groucho Marx, comedian

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.

Langston Hughes, poet

An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it makes a better soup.

Bertrand Russell, philosopher

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.

Dorothy Parker, poet

So, please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookcase on the wall.

Roald Dahl, novelist

Many a true word is spoken in jest.

English Proverbs,

If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

George Carlin, comedian

Curiouser and curiouser.

Lewis Carroll, author

The comic and the tragic lie inseparably close, like light and shadow.

Socrates, philosopher

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

Steven Wright, comedian

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

Edward De Bono, psychologist

Happiness is a warm puppy.

Charles M. Schulz, cartoonist

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion.

Friedrich Nietzsche, philosopher

The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh

Carl Reiner, actor

Humor can be one of our best survival tools.

Allen Klein, businessman

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs-jolted by every pebble in the road.

Henry Ward Beecher, clergyman

If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.

Lewis Carroll, author

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.

Kurt Vonnegut, author

Melancholy men are of all others the most witty.

Aristotle, philosopher

Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.

George Burns, comedian

Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.

Mark Twain, author

Imagination was given man to compensate for what he is not, and a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

Francis Bacon, philosopher

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.

George Carlin, comedian

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

Steve Martin, comedian

In the end, everything is a gag.

Charlie Chaplin, actor

I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.

Oscar Wilde, dramatist

All persons, living and dead, are purely coincidental.

Kurt Vonnegut, author

People of humor are always in some degree people of genius.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge, poet

Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!

J. K. Rowling, novelist

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.

Garrison Keillor, writer

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

Erma Bombeck, humorist

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor.

Christopher Hitchens, author

He jests at scars that never felt a wound.

William Shakespeare, dramatist

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

Robin P. Williams,

If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.

Steven Wright, comedian

So many books, so little time.

Frank Zappa, musician

Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.

Charles M. Schulz, cartoonist

We do not take humor seriously enough.

Konrad Lorenz, scientist

Humor is reason gone mad.

Groucho Marx, comedian

We never respect those who amuse us, however we may smile at their comic powers.

Marguerite Blessington,

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

Groucho Marx, comedian

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Will Rogers, actor

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

Mel Brooks, comedian

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

Dorothy Parker, poet

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.

Edward Albee, dramatist

Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.

Dorothy Parker, poet

There's no trick to being humorous when you have the whole government working for you.

Will Rogers, actor

Adam was but human—this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was in not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent.

Mark Twain, author

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

Peter Ustinov, actor

Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

Albert Einstein, physicist

Fortune and humor govern the world.

Francois de la Rochefoucauld, writer

This was not a fairy-tale castle and there was no such thing as a fairy-tale ending, but sometimes you could threaten to kick the handsome prince in the ham-and-eggs.

Terry Pratchett, author

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought.

Lin Yutang, author

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.

Alex Levin,

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

Mel Brooks, comedian

There's some heinous fuckery goin' on mon.

Christopher Moore,

Wit is more often a shield than a lance.


The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.

H. L. Mencken, writer

A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.

Jane Austen, writer

The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.

Robertson Davies, novelist

Humor -- the perfect relationship of the parts to the whole.


By blood a king, in heart a clown.

Alfred Lord Tennyson, poet

There are two motives for reading a book: one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it.

Bertrand Russell, philosopher

Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not.

Vaclav Havel, leader

Everyone talks about the weather, but no one does anything about it.

Mark Twain, author

Don't Panic.

Douglas Adams, author

Helloooo? I just made some changes in my life, and if I don't get back to you as soon as possible, then guess what? You were one of those changes.

Rumiko Takahashi,

In the midst of the fountain of wit there arises something bitter, which stings in the very flowers.

Lucretius, poet

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

Yogi Berra, athlete

To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.

Gelett Burgess, author

I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to bed.

J. K. Rowling, novelist

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.

Steve Martin, comedian

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

Mark Twain, author

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

Mark Twain, author

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